Left the keys in the van, with a gat in each hand
Went up in Eastland and shot a policeman
**** a peace plan, if a citizen bystands
The **** is in my hands, here's yo' life span
And for what yo' life's worth, this money is twice than
You grab a couple grand and lay up in Iceland
See I'm a nice man but money turned me to Satan
CLASSIC M N M
Eminem old rap or should i say his slim shady persona was so fukking funny.
"OK I'm done, I already came twice,
You ain't gonna make me cam,
I'm all outta gas, not so fast! uh your finger just went in my ass!
Ow that hurts! take it out now
Oh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs, now see that gerbil, grab that tube,
Shove it up my butt,
Let that little rascal nibble on my *******, uhh,
Yeah, right there, right there,
Ah I'm coming ah yeah,
Fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now,
Oh **** yeah, wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there,
Ow **** I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so fackin' good!
Ah ah ah ahhh (Oh god damn)(Ooh)
I'm gonna fackin cum (Oh ****)(oh yeah)
Fack fack faack, (**** I am) (Ooh)
I am, I'm going to cum
I'm cumming (oh yeah)
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Ew ew ew ew"