I went to a birthday party over the weekend to probably the best restaurant that has ever existed ever...EVER! It was a bit exorbitant, but so worth it. The restaurant was an all-you-can-eat buffet of steak, lamb, pork, and chicken; quality grade meat as well, and it was cooked and seasoned perfectly. Also, this place had cheese bread rolls (which is cheese baked into the bread rolls), mashed potatoes, caramelized banana, and fried plantain with parmesan cheese poured over the top. It was pretty much a South American asado. On top of this, the restaurant also had a gourmet salad bar with things like expensive cheeses, smoked salmon, and a ****load of the tastiest veggies that have ever been taken from the Earth and put on your plate. Needless to say, if it was possible to lose your virginity to a restaurant or a location, this is the place I would've cashed in my V-Card. The only reason why I didn't blow my load all over the underside of this table is because I had jeans on so after inhaling around 10 of those bread rolls, 2 plates of mashed potatoes, 10 of those plantain fries, a caramelized banana, and 2.5 lbs of pure meat, they were too tight on me to allow myself to get an erection. I also went ahead and went to a Chinese buffet earlier where I scarfed down 3 plates of food. If I were to shorten all of the above down into a single sentence it would go like this: I didn't lose a lbs this week and had a damn awesome time failing at it!
I did finish my first week on this exercise plan though:
Circuit x 2 rounds; 135 lbs power clean and press, 25 lbs hanging leg raises, and 50 lbs for the step ups.
Today was even better. I was actually going through this work out with out nearly dying. This is the 4th time I've done this work out and my capacity to complete it has increased exponentially. I'm now able to complete all of the reps and I'm almost able to go to the next exercise as soon as I complete an exercise. I think next week I'll add in the 3rd round.
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