Douchebags at the gym...

steppinRazor said:
This skinny Asian kid who only works biceps and chest. Spends most his time checking himself out in the mirror and walking around with his chest puffed out..i don't normally pay attn to what other ppl do but i can't escape this kids doucheyness ...other day i saw him in the locker room with a hair straightener (yeah like the **** my gf has) styling his hair..
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That's gangsta ! Lol musta been Hmong
 
steppinRazor said:
This skinny Asian kid who only works biceps and chest. Spends most his time checking himself out in the mirror and walking around with his chest puffed out..i don't normally pay attn to what other ppl do but i can't escape this kids doucheyness ...other day i saw him in the locker room with a hair straightener (yeah like the **** my gf has) styling his hair..
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Since when did dudes start being born with vaginas?
 
I like the gear queers. Guys that look like they havn't even thought of the gym in years, but there back at it I guess. Initally I want to applaud him\her for being there cuz thats the hardest part for most people. But no, this guy is there everyday, with every piece of gear you could think of. This one im talking about usually rocks a mouthguard, wraps, gloves, a belt even though he's doing nothing remotely close to needing one, chalk... I mean everything!
 
saw this one today.

BOOTS and UTES, Shirt tucked In, FIXED blade hanging off his belt, KEYS on a little metal loop hanging off his belt loop, Brownish tan gloves...
Those in the military can picture that ****.
 
always, ****'s quiet down here. you too
 
I'm not the biggest guy in the gym, but I lift heavy for my size.

My favourite situation is when I go to the dumb bell rack to pick up weights and a big guy happens to walk up beside me and take weights. I take what I know I can lift. The big guy will look at what I chose, say in his head "I'm way bigger then this guy I will take more than him to prove I am huge", then do two reps with bad form and go put them back.

Douchebag 101 right there
 
there was a figt at my gym on saturday. bunch of broken mirrors near the pullies now. aparently 2 dudes that talk too much **** got jumped by 5 other gym members. its one thing to talk **** online but to pick a fight in the actual gym? thats pathetic. what if someone is trying to balance 300lbs next to them. or in the middle of a 400lb deadlift and someone gets pushed into them

i was talking to one of the trainers this morning about it
 
The were just getting their cardio in. HIT style.........yeah I went there.
 
I've wanted to beat the crap outa people in the gym before but that's like holy ground. You just don't do that there.
 
There's a Chinese geezer at my gym, never see him working out but he's always sat there naked in the changing rooms rubbing cream in to his self! I don't like taking the piss but this guy has e smallest dick iv ever seen! His pubes almost hide it and he flaunts it everywhere.... And to top it off he blow dries his pubes.... Douch!!!
 
dazzvxr said:
There's a Chinese geezer at my gym, never see him working out but he's always sat there naked in the changing rooms rubbing cream in to his self! I don't like taking the piss but this guy has e smallest dick iv ever seen! His pubes almost hide it and he flaunts it everywhere.... And to top it off he blow dries his pubes.... Douch!!!
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Lol just had a hangover 2 flashback. "Yup that's shiitake definitely shiitake "
 
BrianDML said:
I'm not the biggest guy in the gym, but I lift heavy for my size.

My favourite situation is when I go to the dumb bell rack to pick up weights and a big guy happens to walk up beside me and take weights. I take what I know I can lift. The big guy will look at what I chose, say in his head "I'm way bigger then this guy I will take more than him to prove I am huge", then do two reps with bad form and go put them back.

Douchebag 101 right there
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Ha me too, i dont even look big from my numbers. Its funny when i start Deadlifting 4 plates (still weak :D ) and people start ****ing staring at me while i lift, waiting for me to fail or have horrid form. Wrongo, put on animal i have become, back straight, chest up, wide grip (no sumo here) and RIP THAT WEIGHT! Then i walk to get some water and people are like "teh fuqqqqq" I assume they're all illiterate. hehe
 
EatMoar said:
Ha me too, i dont even look big from my numbers. Its funny when i start Deadlifting 4 plates (still weak :D ) and people start ****ing staring at me while i lift, waiting for me to fail or have horrid form. Wrongo, put on animal i have become, back straight, chest up, wide grip (no sumo here) and RIP THAT WEIGHT! Then i walk to get some water and people are like "teh fuqqqqq" I assume they're all illiterate. hehe
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That's the best feeling ever when people just stare at you like "wtf not gonna happen" but in reality it's a light day :P
 
xigotmailx said:
That's the best feeling ever when people just stare at you like "wtf not gonna happen" but in reality it's a light day :P
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had one of those moments my last leg day! Some kid got pinned under about 475ish on the leg press. AFTER i got done doin my a2g squats (10x10 GVT i remind you) at 275 they were already staring at me like i was retarded. I saw that he was pinned and kind of watched to see what they were gonna do. Him and his buddy were both out trying to push it up with there hands. I walk over, say "move", hopped in and pressed it up and locked it from the dead stop at the bottom. Got up and said "there you go", then walked off lol.

both those pencil dicks looked at me like "who the hell was that?" lol
 
mikeg313 said:
One guy says to the other "man that was cool", the other replies "ya but why does he have goat legs and horns?!"
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Lol! I think I did over hear them say that! It's like they've never read or heard any Greek mythology before!

~ MANotaur
 
My favorite moment I was on bench and a group of kids walked over to the bench next to me and were like "So do you guys know where to get gear?" *stare at me* pause.....

"Yeah I was looking for some test." *stare at me*

"You know something to gain more muscle."
*stare at me*

Kids these days
 
Gerbil said:
My favorite moment I was on bench and a group of kids walked over to the bench next to me and were like "So do you guys know where to get gear?" *stare at me* pause.....

"Yeah I was looking for some test." *stare at me*

"You know something to gain more muscle."
*stare at me*

Kids these days
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I remember when I was 17 or so I sold some 13/14 year olds at the movie theaters some blunts for 30 bucks. Little did they know it was just a gas station Backwoods Cigar I took out of the wrapper. You could probably do the same with test
 
Sean1332 said:
I remember when I was 17 or so I sold some 13/14 year olds at the movie theaters some blunts for 30 bucks. Little did they know it was just a gas station Backwoods Cigar I took out of the wrapper. You could probably do the same with test
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Just give them grape seed oil in a vial. I am not that mean.
 
yeah you guys are right about selling kids fake stuff... i normally put country time lemonade in a empty c4 container and sell it for 15 or 20 bucks
 
Ahhhhhhhhhh! I fuking hate my gym! Don't they have highschool weight rooms anymore?!?! Wtf?! Now they've invaded the 8-11pm time frame!
 
Gerbil said:
My favorite moment I was on bench and a group of kids walked over to the bench next to me and were like "So do you guys know where to get gear?" *stare at me* pause.....

"Yeah I was looking for some test." *stare at me*

"You know something to gain more muscle."
*stare at me*

Kids these days
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Lol, that would make a great comedy skit. Insert crickets chirping in between the comments as it pans back to you with and uninterested blank smirk.
 
mikeg313 said:
Lol, that would make a great comedy skit. Insert crickets chirping in between the comments as it pans back to you with and uninterested blank smirk.
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They were incredibly blatant. No subtlety at all.
 
mikeg313 said:
End the skit with a nice crop dust as you walk past shaking your head in disapproval. Lol
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I was thinking death glare and then something like this.

[video=youtube;g3ythpzsu18]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ythpzsu18[/video]
 
mikeg313 said:
I really wish someone would open a chain of gyms that are for the 30 and over crowd.
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I workout at that gym at 25yo I am definately the youngest that works out during the evening. Other than me there are a few bodybuilders around 30 and then the oldman strength dudes who scare me.
 
BLaQz said:
And hot chicks...
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Front desk will maintain a 2:1 ration of hot girls to men.
Bitches can't leave until a new bitch comes and takes her spot...

this will keep em fit :)
 
lukehayd said:
Sounds like the kind of places I build for a living! Timber frame!! (No, not like a freakin log cabin!)
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Dirty Dan said:
And for our lady members instead of Zumba classes we should only offer pole dancing classes.
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mikeg313 said:
Absolutely, and a massive fireplace, gotta have fire. Like a hunting lodge with weights
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guys....sounds like a buisness op! lets get in on this and start it up! we will be the carnegies and fords of the fitness/MAN world!
 
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