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Phs

They are real good, just pop a capsule open on your wrist or neck and
all the big dudes in the gym will be following you =p
 
That one does work, most of the time. But, you need to be careful with it, as it has been known to have a rare but dangerous side effect of attracting males who are otherwise heterosexual. A buddy of mine put it on before going to the gym and ended up being gaing raped in the shower. So, to err on the side of caution, it would be best to try it out in a public place, such as a bar, the first time you use it.

GICH!
 
Not just with humans either. There was a report of a guy having some leftover ph left on his skin before feeding a herd of bison on a farm in Minnasota . . . . suffice to say his 'out' hole is now larger than his 'in' hole.
 
roids1 said:
That one does work, most of the time. But, you need to be careful with it, as it has been known to have a rare but dangerous side effect of attracting males who are otherwise heterosexual. A buddy of mine put it on before going to the gym and ended up being gang raped in the shower. So, to err on the side of caution, it would be best to try it out in a public place, such as a bar, the first time you use it.

GICH!
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I'm not your buddy, guy.
 
Do you find that splashing the pheromones onto your lats distrubutes the product better than smearing it onto your taint?

I like to fill a turkey baster with the stuff and dispense it intra-anally, this way i can control the dispersion of the product by simply farting when i see a female whom i am interested in.

GICH!
 
Angel of Debt said:
Do you find that splashing the pheromones onto your lats distrubutes the product better than smearing it onto your taint?

I like to fill a turkey baster with the stuff and dispense it intra-anally, this way i can control the dispersion of the product by simply farting when i see a female whom i am interested in.

GICH!
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From here on in, you will be known as the Anus Whisperer . . .
 
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