The Clean Thread

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rubberring said:
Dude, don't laugh. The DRSE's are hardcore. At least I can say as much for the west coast chapter. Some advice though: Don't attend a face-to-face meeting. The secret handshakes are f#%king messy as hell.
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thanks for the advice. I'll stick to the telly-conferences
 
So, if you guys happen to stumble across an obvious idiot in the following thread, feel free to neg away. Just sayin'.
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PtenTlLyFataL said:
after careful review, this version of the ct isnt so bad guys. it just needs more stories. And less people that suck that actually tell these awesome stories. I recognize most of you og ct but wtf is a jackelpet? are you some sort of new ct reg?
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it's a long story not as interesting as my recent *New Adventures In AP*

. . .I'm a wreak. Can hardly walk. God Bless Aussie chicks :147:
 
Holy sh!t!!!!!!!! Is this THEE PF?!?!?! The clean thread is now complete! If anyone can breath some new perverse life into the ct, it is you O Potentially Fatal! So, how bout a story? I know you got some you've yet to share with us at the old stompin' ground!
 
Lost my ass playin BJ in Tahoe :( ........still recovering:sick:

Good news....The chick that took me got a $700 Suite on the 17th and top floor......Steam room jacuzzi, full bar.......you name it.......It was worth losing 5 bills for all the fun and AP.....:147:

What's new, mah good ct'ers???
 
damn, roids5, I bet you would...I think Glenn might just enjoy it though, I hear he's on the freaky side...

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Al - congrats on a badass weekend of AP at the casino, when it rains it pours. hope the hot streak stays hot broski! :cheers:
 
JW32Hoops said:
damn, roids5, I bet you would...I think Glenn might just enjoy it though, I hear he's on the freaky side...

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Al - congrats on a badass weekend of AP at the casino, when it rains it pours. hope the hot streak stays hot broski! :cheers:
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How dare you degrade Glenn like this Joe! Glenn is a prophet! How would you feel if someone did the same with Michael Moore!!!!!!!!!!!
 
So, here's a story...

In 1997, my cousin Peter and I were on a vacation in Kenya after he graduated from Auburn University. On a hike through the bush, we came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so my cousin approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face Peter, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

A few months ago, Peter was walking through the Central Florida Zoo with his young son, Cameron. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter was standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at my cousin.

Remembering what had occurred twelve years ago, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. He summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. Peter walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs, and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.
 
roids1 said:
Holy sh!t!!!!!!!! Is this THEE PF?!?!?! The clean thread is now complete! If anyone can breath some new perverse life into the ct, it is you O Potentially Fatal! So, how bout a story? I know you got some you've yet to share with us at the old stompin' ground!
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He must have just deleted his post, i cant find it? :drillsergeant:


Anyway whats new CT'ers?
 
rubbering, look who the paparazzi snapped come out of your place in the early hours of this morning:



:paranoid: :18: :surprised:
 

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watched this in driver's ed yesterday. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjoPZzG_oVk"]YouTube - No zones[/ame]
too bad I'll never see the drivers ed vid with Scott Bakula that my friend saw. Bastards don't show that video anymore
 
That's what I'm talkin bout. ^^^

Who wants an off-the-assembly-line kitten when you can have a tricked out, aftermarket one!
 
Sup dems! Looks like I missed out on some awesome clean thread actividad lately. :lmao: Too bad half of the possie's gone, but it looks like we've picked up some new like-minded degenerates to make up for it. I sure do miss CJing with willp tho. :sigh1:
 
roids1 said:
Sup dems! Looks like I missed out on some awesome clean thread actividad lately. :lmao: Too bad half of the possie's gone, but it looks like we've picked up some new like-minded degenerates to make up for it. I sure do miss CJing with willp tho. :sigh1:
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I wonder what happened to willp.
 
All Points Bulletin: Al-Qaeda Place Bounty

. . . on Kofi Anan's head











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Well, it's official now. I gotta GTFO outta here on Sept 5th to head to Chiner. Gonna teach those commie brats micro and macro econ for the next 6 months. They also want me to teach sociology for some reason. There's a train wreck waiting to happen. :paranoid: But, whatever. Hopefully, that doesn't mean I gotta teach marxism or some sh!t.
 
texaswolf said:
Sociology is just the study of human social structures and **** like that.
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Werd! It's a pseudoscience. It's all bull****. You take some frmo books and add to it as you go, just like any other subjective field of academics. I can wing that with ease. I will have to brush up on the econ. But, that's not too tough.

Jakellpet, what's a LYFM???
 
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