Best Job Ever

I'll drink to that! When will's broke ass can afford the Road trip to my house, he'll be chillin with some fine ass trim that comes to my Pool Parties. Free Drinks, hot trim. From what i heard, they are willing to AP anyone who was abusing "The One" or anyone with a The One T-Shirt
 
Hey, you bring the Half Gallon of Jack (1.75L) and I already have Tequila, Vodka, Rum, Kahlua, Baileys, everything... oh, and can't forget the food for the fat girls :)
 
Well, i think i'll be fine on the flour... i dont even know what the hell you're talking about... But i do like Nose Candy :)
 
I think male porn star is the best job. Female porn star would be the worst. Porn is getting way too hardcore with the anal gangbangs and all.

"I'm gonna smack her face!"
"I'm going to squirt in her eyes!"
"I'm going to choke her with an extension cord!"
 
You know, dextrose might be cheaper than flour in the long run. Same consistency and it would taste better too. Might want to look into that Sane.
 
Hmm true but then you'll have this gooey sticky mess to clean up afterwards.

Wait, she'll probably lick it all off considering it's sugar and tastes sweet!!
 
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