FML - while on cycle

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reflecting on my past two and a half weeks of my tren extreme cycle i caught myself thinking "**** my life" more times than i can count. i hate people who overuse the saying and just in general are annoying such guys who say fml after every damn thing that happens in their daily lives but im sure many of you have seen/heard about the website fmylife.com and its generally pretty funny in moderation. as you know there are sides from ph/aas like aggresion, acne, loss of your balls etc. what i thought would be funny/interesting is to get a thread going about things that have happened to you, were said to you, or things you have done on a cycle that are the result of just plain shitty luck.

my story really isnt funny but thought id start it off:

a week into my tren extreme cycle things were going great, up 8 lbs looking very solid with strength through the roof, awesome. day 7 hits and i come down with a cold, i NEVER get sick, and this cold lasted like 4-5 days. my workouts were terrible appetite was non existent and felt like hell. im in bed for the better part of 4 days sleeping. i sleep in wierd positions like with my shoulder behind my head and my elbow tucked under my back which puts my shoulder/rotator cuff in a terrible spot but its usually not a problem since i never sleep for 4 days straight. during my next chest workout im benching and pop there goes the rotator cuff...i hadnt even hit my 'working' sets yet. it wasnt torn but really sore and stays like that for another week despite icing and supersetting using very light weight on pretty much every major upper body muscle group. just as my rotator cuff heals, both my wisdom teeth on my right side decide to come through. i should have had them pulled years ago but the dr said i would be fine, thank you dr. i dont have a large mouth so the limited space they had to come through caused a signifcant amount of pain on the right side of my mouth. because there was so little space one of the teeth tore part of my gum coming through and it got infected. my right lymph node got huge and it felt like i had a tennis ball in the back of my throat. not only that but i cant completely close my mouth to chew my food, so any meat that i eat has to be cut into a million tiny pieces to eat which takes an hour just to eat one meal. im going to see a oral surgeon tomorrow but my dentist said i need my wisdom teeth pulled, i have 2 more weeks plus pct, so its going to be a fun couple of weeks....NOT

this is just an all around sad story from my perspective, i would much rather here about someone who got fired from there job for punching a customer for asking too many stupid questions or some little kid calling you a 'pizza face' on your walk to work.... idk something funny

hope we get some good stories
 
Well, on cycle, I made less gains than being natural... I was so depressed on eq my training lasted 15 minutes, and I felt like puking.

Not really funny... I just wont touch it again lol.
 
bro I feel your pain. I was just about to start a cycle of H-Drol and my back left wisdom tooth gets infected. So naturally Im not in the mood to eat anything. So my diet is fukced! At least I wasn't in cycle like u. So I go to the oral surgeon who takes an X-Ray and tells me that my tooth is a third inside the jaw bone, a third under the gum, and a third peaking outside. Hence it being infected. So my lower left tooth was a goner and so was the top one cuz it wouldn't have nothing to bite down on. I refuse to go under cuz i want to get back in the gym asap. So the doc shows up with a 3 inch syringe tells me that there are two shots for each tooth which is 4 total. That bicth went inside my gum and kept fukcing going! I mean Got DAMN that **** went all the 3 inches into my mouth! Fallowed by 3 more shot of the like. He began working and i still felt it cuz i have two nerves on my left jaw bone, so he came back at me with 3 fukcing more!!!! Im like where the hell is the room for that thing to go all the way into my mouth?!! And now I am getting a fever. Today def sucked! Im def going under next time.

Side note:
Im a Phi Delt also at UCF.
 
i started this thread when after i took 4 max strength tylenol so i was a little out of it but anyway the doc put me on some antibiotics which have been working...SLOWLY. im having to put off getting mine taken out cause i cant be out of the gym for that long either. im gonna have to wait till week 4 or 5 of pct to get em out and deal with the pain.

i know aaron ropolosomething hes an old phi delt, i dont know if your old enough to know him but he knows his **** when it comes to strength training
 
i workout at ucf but ill go to LA or the Y once in a while

Sounds like you suppressed your immune system taking the ph. I don't know what kind of dosesge u were running or if u were taking any ancillaries. I ran superdrol when I was a soph and it was by far the hardest thing on my body. injectables are the way to go if u are going to really get results and not hurt your body, but only after considerable research and planning.
 
Sounds like you suppressed your immune system taking the ph. I don't know what kind of dosesge u were running or if u were taking any ancillaries. I ran superdrol when I was a soph and it was by far the hardest thing on my body. injectables are the way to go if u are going to really get results and not hurt your body, but only after considerable research and planning.

ya that could have been the reason i got sick but honeslty the rotator cuff thing and wisdom teeth were more of a pain in the ass than the cold lol. ive been pretty satisfied with the way the cycle went considering everything that went wrong. the only side besides aggression that ive had is blood pressure issues which went away after i threw in some extra hawthorne berry. im really not even shutdown bad at all either

i was actually trying to compare in my head the results i got from the tren x to what i would have gotten out of a 8-10 week cycle of test (a copule of my friends did cycles of test so i have that to compare to) and actually felt dissapointed i didnt just do that instead. obviously the results wouldnt have been the same but i thought they might have been a little bit closer. ive felt great for the 4 weeks ive been on so far taking support supps so its worked out well getting my feet wet and everything with ph's but i think ill research it for the next couple months and plan a cycle for a late fall bulk.
 
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