my lack of sex thread

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Blackfish said:
stop talking about your unlimited goldmine of love sex. i hate you.


just kidding. misery loves company though, not gloating bastards.
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I'm honestly not gloating by any means, sorry if it came off that way. I feel for you here, it totally sucks when you aren't getting any. I'm actually here to support you! :D
 
Trauma1 said:
Who said it was electric? Methane is KING!! :D

I'm born and raised in new england, so camping is my game. There is nothing like cooking over an open camp fire that you've built.
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My Dad and I do that when we go to the lake in the summer/fall. I can't wait for summer! Nothing beats an open fire!
 
Buck up camper!
 
SilentBob187 said:
You're just wishing you'd had a Foreman that day.

T1, it'd be easier to wear than blue jeans with these sick quads, YEAH! The Scots had it right!

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But i'm irish....

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Trauma1 said:
I'm honestly not gloating by any means, sorry if it came off that way. I feel for you here, it totally sucks when you aren't getting any. I'm actually here to support you! :D
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I'm hearing ya - been in self-imposed sexual isolation for 9 long months now... ...my hand has filed rape charges against me
 
Blackfish said:
oh I have one, it was just not worthy of the steaks I had
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I'd never cook a steak on a foreman, just chicken breasts. Depending on the seasoning they taste like cardboard anyway :cheers:
 
jakellpet said:
I'm hearing ya - been in self-imposed sexual isolation for 9 long months now... ...my hand has filed rape charges against me
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I still get the random assault and battery/rape charge every now and then, and I have a GF lol. She has still never caught me :)
 
ok I'm off to the ex's house. I would like you all to say a prayer that he doesn't let his relationship with jesus or lack of testosterone interfer with my sanity. ;)

/exits to prayer request thread.
 
Originally posted by Blackfish >
I arrived in a overcoat with nothing on underneath, expecting him to jump me like a 6.5" black man on death row, i was hoping.. i revealed myself with nervous joy only for him to bend me over and start spanking me with the holy cross as he proceeded to pray for my soul!!

i don't get these god types, they act holier than thou, but on sundays they go and listen to a man that would gladly fondle your 10yo son, i mean damn!!

HAHA, jks blackfish :lol: yes.. i do have some screws loose.
 
well unfreakingbelievable but he just got his dog stolen at gun point. my guess is we're just going to bed...
I love that dog =(
 
Kurruptive said:
Originally posted by Blackfish >


i don't get these god types
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it's actually a good source of strength for him and nice to see him be selfless in at least one aspect of his life, but yes I definitely don't agree with some of the ideals -like feeling guilty for living or judging others for not living in a certain way.
 
Guys be careful with these horny chicks. Last year I dated a girl who was super horny and wanted it all the time (which was ok with me) but the problem was she was demanding and always wanted it HER way and on HER terms. She wanted me to oral her allllll the time and she was always sticking her hand down my pants to turn me on -- and that's as far as it'd go. What a c**k tease.. Goddddamn I had to break up with her, it was getting annoying because she would never let me do it my way. It was all about her. Can you imagine how unsatisfying that is, some cute chick is stroking you 100x a day and insists you pleasure her without use of your flesh rocket. ****!

horny women = good
horny + demanding women = bad

but i'm starting to miss her
 
mildsauce said:
Guys be careful with these horny chicks. Last year I dated a girl who was super horny and wanted it all the time (which was ok with me) but the problem was she was demanding and always wanted it HER way and on HER terms. She wanted me to oral her allllll the time and she was always sticking her hand down my pants to turn me on -- and that's as far as it'd go. What a c**k tease.. Goddddamn I had to break up with her, it was getting annoying because she would never let me do it my way. It was all about her. Can you imagine how unsatisfying that is, some cute chick is stroking you 100x a day and insists you pleasure her without use of your flesh rocket. ****!

horny women = good
horny + demanding women = bad

but i'm starting to miss her
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:cockblockedsad:
 
mildsauce said:
Guys be careful with these horny chicks. ... Can you imagine how unsatisfying that is, some cute chick is stroking you 100x a day and insists you pleasure her without use of your flesh rocket. ****!

horny + demanding women = bad
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this is totally irrelevant. I'm not talking about needing someone to go down on me all the time. I'm talking about sex which would require a "flesh rocket". I also mentioned bbq'ing for my man in the rain... does that sound like a selfish lover to you?

you should go elsewhere and make your own complaining thread ;) or stay and show me some godda*mn pity.
 
this thread is awesome. I LOVE IT!! :dance:
 
Blackfish said:
ok just say it, you think I'm 200 lbs and buckled as f**k.

haha
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NO,NO!...not at all!..im just saying!..where are all the men in your area?..thats all!..i believe that it is harder for a man to go and get casual sex,versus a woman with the same intentions!..unless the dude has a little black book!..
 
can i post a picture of my butt on here or will i get banned? and don't say i won't if i will because I'll never come back you b*st*rds.
 
Blackfish said:
can i post a picture of my butt on here or will i get banned? and don't say i won't if i will because I'll never come back you b*st*rds.
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if its not totally nude i don't think you'd get banned :)
 
Chub said:
if its not totally nude i don't think you'd get banned :)
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I mean it is but its from the side and cropped. But I put it up in the photobucket I made for the 'anavar advice for a female' thread I started. There are pics of me in that thread and also the login and password to the photobucket that has all the pics, including said pic of my butt.
 
anyway, cardio time! someone else can post my pics cause I still don't know how!!! I'll be back to complain and take your apologies for thinking I'm unf*ck*able later ;)
 
hey blackfish so i should have known this thread was coming haha.

i hear you on the casual sex thing, i think ive only done that once or twice and im not all that into it (guys bash away). Im in hawaii so im out of the question but there are thousands of horny guys on this site and odds are there is someone you would be good with, problem is finding him.

So... where are the pics?!!! haha.
 
wow I was expecting a nekkid pic of me up by now. I tried posting pics but it just ends up being picsimage/.ksjlekjallksdlfklalld////aljkaslj or something with no picture =/ But if anyone else knows how to do it I put them in a photobucket album. username: suitpics password: billybob1
 
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all i can say is wow, if i was within driving distance i would show you a good time, NO DOUBT. Gorgeous
 
I just finished looking at your pics, and as soon as I get my jaw back in place, I will comment. But, due to being brain dead at the moment, and can't form full sentences right now, all I can say is DAMMMMMMMMN.
 
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