sfearl1
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have you ever found a pubic hair in your mouth and have NO idea how it got there??????????? WTF!
wtf????
have you ever found a pubic hair in your mouth and have NO idea how it got there??????????? WTF!
i must be eating pu$$y in my sleep agian!wtf????
i must be eating pu$$y in my sleep agian!
fcuking test prop!!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that explains it. i love waking up to a mouthful of poon!!
yes sir. gets me up faster than coffee!!!!:burg:
LOL its funny Ive passed out once or twice mid fore play from being so drunk and woke up with my wifey (then grilfriend) riding me.... guess I wasnt too passed out to still function, lol.... in fact I think thast how lil poops came around... damn that was a crazy summer.i once had a girlfriend that would somehow get me 'goin' while i was asleep and i would wake up bangin her????? don't ask me how i have no idea. but i remember being drunk a majority of the times so that could explain why i was passed out LOL :cheers:
LOL its funny Ive passed out once or twice mid fore play from being so drunk and woke up with my wifey (then grilfriend) riding me.... guess I wasnt too passed out to still function, lol.... in fact I think thast how lil poops came around... damn that was a crazy summer.
have you ever snorted ephedrine????????
have you ever snorted ephedrine????????
thats a big NO for me. a certain other substance...no comment.. college was a little crazy!!!!!!!!!! kinda glad those days have passed
thats a big NO for me. a certain other substance...no comment.. college was a little crazy!!!!!!!!!! kinda glad those days have passed
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LMFAO!!!!
aaaaahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaaa i love that sh1t! i used to have that whole cd of skits. classic.
I don't know how I am so late to the party with this one.
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LMFAO!!!!
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figure i'd throw some jamie love up in here too
i dont think my wife could get mad if i ever banged Jamie.
i`d be like " its JAMIE EASON for crying out loud!" and she`d be like " you`re right. im not mad. " :toofunny:
i dont think my wife could get mad if i ever banged Jamie.
i`d be like " its JAMIE EASON for crying out loud!" and she`d be like " you`re right. im not mad. " :toofunny:
Would she be jealous, though, if she wasn't present during the plowing of Jamie (like a snowtruck).
Also, if you plowed her like anything less than a snowtruck, I'd be disappointed, and I reckon Mrs. Otter would be quite pissed.
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me in 15 years LOL
you're going to be Martin Lawrence in 15 years? Dude, that sucks.
Jamie's ass is so on point. I would hit that tens ways from sunday. Chad you are right too because anywhere you go from Jamie is down(by alot)
no no silly. im having a daughter! just found out today.
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figure i'd throw some jamie love up in here too
you're going to be Martin Lawrence in 15 years? Dude, that sucks.
that ass is a lil on the small bony side but damn im just sayin, im not complaining id hit that anyday anytime anywhere!!!
Would you could you hit it on a plane? Would you could you hit it on a train? Would you could you hit it on a chair? How about that one over there?
Would you could you hit it on a plane? Would you could you hit it on a train? Would you could you hit it on a chair? How about that one over there?
Would you could you hit it on a plane? Would you could you hit it on a train? Would you could you hit it on a chair? How about that one over there?
That shits was great though... Also LOVE the toll booth willie skit, that whole album was a huge influence on my whole life, dont believe me just ask any buddy of mine i went to highschool with about how Id sound everytime I got drunk at parties... Id be all stumblin bump into someone and spill my beer then point at em and yell "THEYLL ALL LAUGH AT YOU!!!" BAH!!!!
My favorite were the severe beatings especially the janitor and the school bus driver.
Motha fawkin rhymin whitey over here, :toofunny:
That shits was great though... Also LOVE the toll booth willie skit, that whole album was a huge influence on my whole life, dont believe me just ask any buddy of mine i went to highschool with about how Id sound everytime I got drunk at parties... Id be all stumblin bump into someone and spill my beer then point at em and yell "THEYLL ALL LAUGH AT YOU!!!" BAH!!!!
My favorite were the severe beatings especially the janitor and the school bus driver.