Going to prison need a workout plan

[rubberring]

well maybe if we'd vote to change oppressive drug laws and spend more money on education you woulndn't whine about your big tax dollars, I mean what do you think we should just kill him ?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy there, fella. Don't go squeezing all the humor out of a titillating prison-sex thread. There is a "Politics" sub-forum, you know.

[Iron Lungz]

Depends... I think people convicted of certain crimes should be put to death. Then I also believe that some deserve a second chance. It all depends on the crime, really.

my bad

[REEVESDIESEL]

Depends... I think people convicted of certain crimes should be put to death. Then I also believe that some deserve a second chance. It all depends on the crime, really.

Amen brother to that.
WORD UP.

[SemiBulimic]

Anyways, back to the joviality......

[SemiBulimic]

Just heard, MTG went in the slammer last night, he uploaded the first picture of him with his cellmates......

[rubberring]

Just heard, MTG went in the slammer last night, he uploaded the first picture of him with his cellmates......

Well... if forced to choose... I'd toss the salad to the right.

Wait!!! MY right!!!!

[hearno]

Well... if forced to choose... I'd toss the salad to the right.

Wait!!! MY right!!!!

No joke. What is up with the klingon 5 head on the one in the black shirt???

[Fastone]

Damn you guys are viscous, and i meant that................. tossing salads btw, I think prison guy realized that he doesn't need a wo plan he needed a better lawyer or to not do crime.

[Imnotascoolas]

No joke. What is up with the klingon 5 head on the one in the black shirt???

That pic is funny as hell. The best part is the guy in the middle is actually married to the one in black... and she's even bigger than she looks in the pic... I can't remember where I first saw the pictures but he is in ROTC and their wedding pictures are out there somewhere. Honestly I can't even imagine what a group of troops under his command would do when they found out what his "woman" looked like!

[SemiBulimic]

That pic is funny as hell. The best part is the guy in the middle is actually married to the one in black... and she's even bigger than she looks in the pic... I can't remember where I first saw the pictures but he is in ROTC and their wedding pictures are out there somewhere. Honestly I can't even imagine what a group of troops under his command would do when they found out what his "woman" looked like!

Tragically this is true; i really don't think he had much say in the matter - look at her guns!

[hearno]

The look on that man's face, particularly in the second picture, doesn't even begin to slightly resemble happiness.

[Iron Lungz]

He looks like an in-grown hair pressed against an elephant’s ass.

Just heard, MTG went in the slammer last night, he uploaded the first picture of him with his cellmates......

[SemiBulimic]

She bears an uncanny resemblance to the late great John Candy don't you think?

[REEVESDIESEL]

She bears an uncanny resemblance to the late great John Candy don't you think?

Damn, I'd call that an insult to Candy! LOL

[Imnotascoolas]

Damn, I'd call that an insult to Candy! LOL

I'll second that

[silverSurfer]

... funny but very scary

[Vance]

She bears an uncanny resemblance to the late great John Candy don't you think?

I was thinking more along the lines of her being the bastard love child of;



And...



Tell me I'm the only one who sees it..?

Also, I deserve some rep for getting a Goonies reference into a prison-butt-seks thread.

[brk_nemesis]

YouTube - Shower in Jail

[rubberring]

Follow-up on the earlier vid...

YouTube - Tossed Salad Man

[rubberring]

It's da remix, biatches!!!




YouTube - tossed salad man