Going to prison need a workout plan

**rubberring** · 09-03-2009, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by seanlambo

well maybe if we'd vote to change oppressive drug laws and spend more money on education you woulndn't whine about your big tax dollars, I mean what do you think we should just kill him ?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy there, fella. Don't go squeezing all the humor out of a titillating prison-sex thread. There is a "Politics" sub-forum, you know.

**Iron Lungz** · 09-03-2009, 04:35 PM

Depends... I think people convicted of certain crimes should be put to death. Then I also believe that some deserve a second chance. It all depends on the crime, really.

Originally Posted by seanlambo

my bad

**REEVESDIESEL** · 09-03-2009, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Iron Lungz

Depends... I think people convicted of certain crimes should be put to death. Then I also believe that some deserve a second chance. It all depends on the crime, really.

Amen brother to that.
WORD UP.

**SemiBulimic** · 09-03-2009, 06:18 PM

Anyways, back to the joviality......

**SemiBulimic** · 09-03-2009, 06:21 PM

Just heard, MTG went in the slammer last night, he uploaded the first picture of him with his cellmates......

**rubberring** · 09-03-2009, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by SemiBulimic

Just heard, MTG went in the slammer last night, he uploaded the first picture of him with his cellmates......

Well... if forced to choose... I'd toss the salad to the right.

Wait!!! MY right!!!!

**hearno** · 09-03-2009, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by rubberring

Well... if forced to choose... I'd toss the salad to the right.

Wait!!! MY right!!!!

No joke. What is up with the klingon 5 head on the one in the black shirt???

**Fastone** · 09-03-2009, 06:44 PM

Damn you guys are viscous, and i meant that................. tossing salads

btw, I think prison guy realized that he doesn't need a wo plan he needed a better lawyer or to not do crime.

**Imnotascoolas** · 09-03-2009, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by hearno

No joke. What is up with the klingon 5 head on the one in the black shirt???

That pic is funny as hell. The best part is the guy in the middle is actually married to the one in black... and she's even bigger than she looks in the pic... I can't remember where I first saw the pictures but he is in ROTC and their wedding pictures are out there somewhere. Honestly I can't even imagine what a group of troops under his command would do when they found out what his "woman" looked like!

**SemiBulimic** · 09-03-2009, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by Imnotascoolas

That pic is funny as hell. The best part is the guy in the middle is actually married to the one in black... and she's even bigger than she looks in the pic... I can't remember where I first saw the pictures but he is in ROTC and their wedding pictures are out there somewhere. Honestly I can't even imagine what a group of troops under his command would do when they found out what his "woman" looked like!

Tragically this is true; i really don't think he had much say in the matter - look at her guns!

**hearno** · 09-03-2009, 07:16 PM

The look on that man's face, particularly in the second picture, doesn't even begin to slightly resemble happiness.

**Iron Lungz** · 09-03-2009, 07:17 PM

He looks like an in-grown hair pressed against an elephant’s ass.

Originally Posted by SemiBulimic

Just heard, MTG went in the slammer last night, he uploaded the first picture of him with his cellmates......

**SemiBulimic** · 09-03-2009, 07:29 PM

She bears an uncanny resemblance to the late great John Candy don't you think?

**REEVESDIESEL** · 09-03-2009, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by SemiBulimic

She bears an uncanny resemblance to the late great John Candy don't you think?

Damn, I'd call that an insult to Candy! LOL

**Imnotascoolas** · 09-03-2009, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by REEVESDIESEL

Damn, I'd call that an insult to Candy! LOL

I'll second that

**silverSurfer** · 09-03-2009, 09:40 PM

... funny but very scary

**Vance** · 09-04-2009, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by SemiBulimic

She bears an uncanny resemblance to the late great John Candy don't you think?

I was thinking more along the lines of her being the bastard love child of;

And...

Tell me I'm the only one who sees it..?

Also, I deserve some rep for getting a Goonies reference into a prison-butt-seks thread.

**brk_nemesis** · 09-04-2009, 02:33 AM

YouTube - Shower in Jail

**rubberring** · 09-04-2009, 02:41 AM

Follow-up on the earlier vid...

YouTube - Tossed Salad Man

**rubberring** · 09-04-2009, 02:49 AM

It's da remix, biatches!!!

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YouTube - tossed salad man

**brk_nemesis** · 09-04-2009, 03:23 AM

YouTube - prison bitch

**MTG** · 09-04-2009, 07:03 PM

HAi guise im back. Thanks for support +rep me all so i can show the judge tomorrow that i am good person. ThaNKS FOR ALL THE HELP I NOW KNOW HOW TO PACK ON MASS.

**rubberring** · 09-04-2009, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by MTG

HAi guise im back. Thanks for support +rep me all so i can show the judge tomorrow that i am good person. ThaNKS FOR ALL THE HELP I NOW KNOW HOW TO PACK ON MASS.

What did you expect? We're a forum of professionals. Glad we could help. Oh MTG, one more thing...

Watch your cornhole, bud.

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**Iron Lungz** · 09-04-2009, 07:22 PM

What are you going to prison for?

Originally Posted by MTG

HAi guise im back. Thanks for support +rep me all so i can show the judge tomorrow that i am good person. ThaNKS FOR ALL THE HELP I NOW KNOW HOW TO PACK ON MASS.

**Delta Force** · 09-04-2009, 07:32 PM

Just curious how much time will you be serving? state of federal?

**bigmoe65** · 09-04-2009, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by Iron Lungz

What are you going to prison for?

do not ask someone that......

**Delta Force** · 09-04-2009, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by bigmoe65

do not ask someone that......

why not? go back to the beginning of the thread, we already covered this!

**bigmoe65** · 09-04-2009, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Delta Force

why not? go back to the beginning of the thread, we already covered this!

Actually you need to go back to the beginning. You'll see why.

**MTG** · 09-04-2009, 09:01 PM

ok guys u need to +rep me.

**bigmoe65** · 09-04-2009, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by MTG

ok guys u need to +rep me.

negged.

**MTG** · 09-04-2009, 09:17 PM

ok judge said he wants to see 20k rep power on my anabolic minds account. btw im not a troll.

**rubberring** · 09-04-2009, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by MTG

ok judge said he wants to see 20k rep power on my anabolic minds account. btw im not a troll.

You may have started this thread... but we're going to have to take ownership of it now that you're losing all your rights. So, basically... you've threadjacked our property.

Negged.

**MTG** · 09-04-2009, 09:25 PM

ok guise i need +rep not -rep yall misread it.

**MTG** · 09-04-2009, 09:28 PM

new rule.

whoever +reps me gets a chance to win a free Cell-Tech Hardcore tub.

Look at my face im not lieing.

**rubberring** · 09-04-2009, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by MTG

ok guise i need +rep not -rep yall misread it.

Look at it this way... red is a gang color. It might actually help you when you're inside. I'm looking out for your safety, bud.

Negged for not understanding my good intentions.

**REEVESDIESEL** · 09-04-2009, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by brk_nemesis

YouTube - prison bitch

This was a great movie; super funny! It was on the devil box just the other day too. Haha

**Iron Lungz** · 09-04-2009, 10:12 PM

I'll ask whatever the f*ck I want. Being that I served this Country for the past 15 years, I'll use the freedoms that I protect. It's that simple.

Originally Posted by bigmoe65

do not ask someone that......

**Iron Lungz** · 09-04-2009, 10:12 PM

Agreed.

Originally Posted by rubberring

Look at it this way... red is a gang color. It might actually help you when you're inside. I'm looking out for your safety, bud.

Negged for not understanding my good intentions.

**plenny** · 09-04-2009, 11:11 PM

oh!! help...my wife dumped my epi down the toilet and my kids drank my protein shakes(they thought it was chocolate milk). So all i had left was flaxseed oil. i took 2 of those and a flunked my piss test at work. My boss said if a get reps, he'll give me my job back.

**MTG** · 09-04-2009, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by plenny

oh!! help...my wife dumped my epi down the toilet and my kids drank my protein shakes(they thought it was chocolate milk). So all i had left was flaxseed oil. i took 2 of those and a flunked my piss test at work. My boss said if a get reps, he'll give me my job back.

ok everyone help him out too and thanks for all the reps i appreciate it just keep reppin it. Yes i understand red is the best place to be. Thanks Guise.

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