Going to prison need a workout plan

**lennoxchi** · 09-01-2009, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by bigmoe65

Is raping cattle illegal?

god i hope not

**brk_nemesis** · 09-01-2009, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Iron Lungz

Wait, what?

Again... what?

no,... no,... use this one

**Random181** · 09-01-2009, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by MTG

I am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.

Considered looking for yourself?

**Iron Lungz** · 09-01-2009, 05:37 PM

Damn, I hope you enjoy your stay while I work and pay for all of the accommodations.

**David Dunn** · 09-01-2009, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by dsade

It's a principle thing, and goes for any number of crimes.

If I'm going to spend my time and energy on someone then they had better be worth it. For all I know he's an armed robber, mugs old ladies, stampedes women, rapes cattle...

It's a fair question to ask what he's going in for before offering advice on how to help him.

Which sort of crimes do not disqualify? Suppose he robbed, raped and murdered the guy who molested his kid?

**REEVESDIESEL** · 09-01-2009, 05:57 PM

LMAO at this thread. Vids, gifs, pics. that are killing me!!!

**thegodfather** · 09-01-2009, 06:07 PM

This thread is rediculous. I'd be surprised if this guy is even going to prison in the first place. Probably starting up threads like this for the simple enjoyment of watching everyone rant.

**REEVESDIESEL** · 09-01-2009, 06:16 PM

Where's post #1 & 2?

**SemiBulimic** · 09-03-2009, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by MTG

I am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.

I'd think that when (or even if) you go in there will be plenty of volunteers ready and willing to 'pack' on 300lbs or so of mass on YOU, unfortunately you won't have much say on the issue

**MrBigPR** · 09-03-2009, 01:40 AM

lol

**Vance** · 09-03-2009, 02:09 AM

LOL.

Cardio comes from jogging around the shower block to avoid gang rape. It's good to work your tri's when you're whittling toothbrushes into shanks and you get to work out your quads every time the screws tell you to 'squat'n'cough' to show you aren't hiding a samurai sword and a bag of doritos up your coco factory.

**silverSurfer** · 09-03-2009, 08:32 AM

I don't think prision guy is coming back to read this thread...

**Iron Lungz** · 09-03-2009, 09:16 AM

I'm sure he can check it when he's surfing the free internet that my tax dollars provide him. As well as all the other accommodations like food, water, a roof over his head, books, education, soap on a rope, sporks, T.V. w/ cable... just to name a few.

Originally Posted by silverSurfer

I don't think prision guy is coming back to read this thread...

**rubberring** · 09-03-2009, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Iron Lungz

I'm sure he can check it when he's surfing the free internet that my tax dollars provide him. As well as all the other accommodations like food, water, a roof over his head, books, education, soap on a rope, sporks, T.V. w/ cable... just to name a few.

Thanks fo' dem books, biatches!

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**seanlambo** · 09-03-2009, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by Iron Lungz

I'm sure he can check it when he's surfing the free internet that my tax dollars provide him. As well as all the other accommodations like food, water, a roof over his head, books, education, soap on a rope, sporks, T.V. w/ cable... just to name a few.

my bad

**rubberring** · 09-03-2009, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by seanlambo

well maybe if we'd vote to change oppressive drug laws and spend more money on education you woulndn't whine about your big tax dollars, I mean what do you think we should just kill him ?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy there, fella. Don't go squeezing all the humor out of a titillating prison-sex thread. There is a "Politics" sub-forum, you know.

**Iron Lungz** · 09-03-2009, 03:35 PM

Depends... I think people convicted of certain crimes should be put to death. Then I also believe that some deserve a second chance. It all depends on the crime, really.

Originally Posted by seanlambo

my bad

**REEVESDIESEL** · 09-03-2009, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Iron Lungz

Depends... I think people convicted of certain crimes should be put to death. Then I also believe that some deserve a second chance. It all depends on the crime, really.

Amen brother to that.
WORD UP.

**SemiBulimic** · 09-03-2009, 05:18 PM

Anyways, back to the joviality......

**SemiBulimic** · 09-03-2009, 05:21 PM

Just heard, MTG went in the slammer last night, he uploaded the first picture of him with his cellmates......

**rubberring** · 09-03-2009, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by SemiBulimic

Just heard, MTG went in the slammer last night, he uploaded the first picture of him with his cellmates......

Well... if forced to choose... I'd toss the salad to the right.

Wait!!! MY right!!!!

**hearno** · 09-03-2009, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by rubberring

Well... if forced to choose... I'd toss the salad to the right.

Wait!!! MY right!!!!

No joke. What is up with the klingon 5 head on the one in the black shirt???

**Fastone** · 09-03-2009, 05:44 PM

Damn you guys are viscous, and i meant that................. tossing salads

btw, I think prison guy realized that he doesn't need a wo plan he needed a better lawyer or to not do crime.

**Imnotascoolas** · 09-03-2009, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by hearno

No joke. What is up with the klingon 5 head on the one in the black shirt???

That pic is funny as hell. The best part is the guy in the middle is actually married to the one in black... and she's even bigger than she looks in the pic... I can't remember where I first saw the pictures but he is in ROTC and their wedding pictures are out there somewhere. Honestly I can't even imagine what a group of troops under his command would do when they found out what his "woman" looked like!

**SemiBulimic** · 09-03-2009, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by Imnotascoolas

That pic is funny as hell. The best part is the guy in the middle is actually married to the one in black... and she's even bigger than she looks in the pic... I can't remember where I first saw the pictures but he is in ROTC and their wedding pictures are out there somewhere. Honestly I can't even imagine what a group of troops under his command would do when they found out what his "woman" looked like!

Tragically this is true; i really don't think he had much say in the matter - look at her guns!

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