Going to prison need a workout plan
- 09-01-2009, 05:57 PM
LMAO at this thread. Vids, gifs, pics. that are killing me!!!
- 09-01-2009, 06:07 PM
This thread is rediculous. I'd be surprised if this guy is even going to prison in the first place. Probably starting up threads like this for the simple enjoyment of watching everyone rant.
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- 09-01-2009, 06:16 PM
Where's post #1 & 2?
- 09-03-2009, 01:09 AM
I'd think that when (or even if) you go in there will be plenty of volunteers ready and willing to 'pack' on 300lbs or so of mass on YOU, unfortunately you won't have much say on the issue
Originally Posted by MTG 
- 09-03-2009, 01:40 AM
lol
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- 09-03-2009, 02:09 AM
LOL.
Cardio comes from jogging around the shower block to avoid gang rape. It's good to work your tri's when you're whittling toothbrushes into shanks and you get to work out your quads every time the screws tell you to 'squat'n'cough' to show you aren't hiding a samurai sword and a bag of doritos up your coco factory.
- 09-03-2009, 08:32 AM
I don't think prision guy is coming back to read this thread...
- 09-03-2009, 09:16 AM
I'm sure he can check it when he's surfing the free internet that my tax dollars provide him. As well as all the other accommodations like food, water, a roof over his head, books, education, soap on a rope, sporks, T.V. w/ cable... just to name a few.
Originally Posted by silverSurfer - 09-03-2009, 02:18 PM
Thanks fo' dem books, biatches! Originally Posted by Iron Lungz
RTR. - 09-03-2009, 03:17 PM
my bad Originally Posted by Iron Lungz - 09-03-2009, 03:22 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy there, fella. Don't go squeezing all the humor out of a titillating prison-sex thread. There is a "Politics" sub-forum, you know. Originally Posted by seanlambo
RTR. - 09-03-2009, 03:35 PM
Depends... I think people convicted of certain crimes should be put to death. Then I also believe that some deserve a second chance. It all depends on the crime, really.
Originally Posted by seanlambo - 09-03-2009, 03:38 PM
Amen brother to that. Originally Posted by Iron Lungz
WORD UP. - 09-03-2009, 05:18 PM
Anyways, back to the joviality......
- 09-03-2009, 05:21 PM
Just heard, MTG went in the slammer last night, he uploaded the first picture of him with his cellmates......
- 09-03-2009, 05:31 PM
Well... if forced to choose... I'd toss the salad to the right. Originally Posted by SemiBulimic
Wait!!! MY right!!!!
RTR. - 09-03-2009, 05:39 PM
No joke. What is up with the klingon 5 head on the one in the black shirt??? Originally Posted by rubberring Well... if forced to choose... I'd toss the salad to the right.
Wait!!! MY right!!!! - 09-03-2009, 05:44 PM
Damn you guys are viscous, and i meant that................. tossing salads
btw, I think prison guy realized that he doesn't need a wo plan he needed a better lawyer or to not do crime.
- 09-03-2009, 05:54 PM
That pic is funny as hell. The best part is the guy in the middle is actually married to the one in black... and she's even bigger than she looks in the pic... I can't remember where I first saw the pictures but he is in ROTC and their wedding pictures are out there somewhere. Honestly I can't even imagine what a group of troops under his command would do when they found out what his "woman" looked like! Originally Posted by hearno - 09-03-2009, 06:06 PM
Tragically this is true; i really don't think he had much say in the matter - look at her guns! Originally Posted by Imnotascoolas - 09-03-2009, 06:16 PM
The look on that man's face, particularly in the second picture, doesn't even begin to slightly resemble happiness.
- 09-03-2009, 06:17 PM
He looks like an in-grown hair pressed against an elephant’s ass.
Originally Posted by SemiBulimic - 09-03-2009, 06:29 PM
She bears an uncanny resemblance to the late great John Candy don't you think?
- 09-03-2009, 06:34 PM
Damn, I'd call that an insult to Candy! LOL Originally Posted by SemiBulimic - 09-03-2009, 06:58 PM
I'll second that Originally Posted by REEVESDIESEL - 09-03-2009, 08:40 PM
... funny but very scary
- 09-04-2009, 12:12 AM
Originally Posted by SemiBulimic
I was thinking more along the lines of her being the bastard love child of;
And...
Tell me I'm the only one who sees it..?
Also, I deserve some rep for getting a Goonies reference into a prison-butt-seks thread. - 09-04-2009, 01:33 AM
- 09-04-2009, 01:41 AM
Follow-up on the earlier vid...
YouTube - Tossed Salad ManRTR. - 09-04-2009, 01:49 AM
It's da remix, biatches!!!
YouTube - tossed salad manRTR.
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