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  1. Quote Originally Posted by TheMouth View Post
    I'm so huungover right now it feels like I have vertigo.
    ver·ti·go (vūr'tĭ-gō') Pronunciation Key
    n. pl. ver·ti·goes or ver·ti·gos
    1.
    1. The sensation of dizziness.
    2. An instance of such a sensation
    2. A confused, disoriented state of mind.

    Mou'th's (mouthz) Ver'ti'go (vūr'tĭ-gō') Pronunciation Key
    n.
    1. The sensation a sloth-like douchebag on http://anabolicminds.com experiences from rapidly switching from 'pitch' to 'catch' position with Dana White.
    2. An instance of such a sensation, as in last night.
    3. Bearing a striking resemblance to a big, wet, flapping douchebag.



  2. Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf View Post
    My showing on these picks was hilarious!

    I basically picked what Mouth didn't, and picked the M******* fighters against better judgment.
    I wont have the best scores every show... but I am VERY consistent in picking about 75% or better correctly.
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    ver·ti·go (vūr'tĭ-gō') Pronunciation Key
    n. pl. ver·ti·goes or ver·ti·gos
    1.
    1. The sensation of dizziness.
    2. An instance of such a sensation
    2. A confused, disoriented state of mind.

    Mou'th's (mouthz) Ver'ti'go (vūr'tĭ-gō') Pronunciation Key
    n.
    1. The sensation a sloth-like douchebag on http://anabolicminds.com experiences from rapidly switching from 'pitch' to 'catch' position with Dana White.
    2. An instance of such a sensation, as in last night.
    3. Bearing a striking resemblance to a big, wet, flapping douchebag.


    You must be pissed off that your crank addict GF didn't put out last night.

  4. EDIT:

    Mouth is a phenom.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    New material needed dude. I don't think you're going to convince anybody that your 'rotund' self doesn't jerk off to that picture. Pick something more believable first. Here are a few starters for you:

    a) my complexion
    b) I have strawberry blonde hair
    c) I speak over esoterically (that's eso-ter-ic-ally, that means smart)
    Sorry... I'd have a better time jerking off to a ****ing straw.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Mou'th's (mouthz) Ver'ti'go (vūr'tĭ-gō') Pronunciation Key
    n.
    1. The sensation a sloth-like douchebag on http://anabolicminds.com experiences from rapidly switching from 'pitch' to 'catch' position with Dana White.
    2. An instance of such a sensation, as in last night.
    3. Bearing a striking resemblance to a big, wet, flapping douchebag.

    BWAHAHAHHA. Nice. Too bad you later negated this funny by saying the uber-ghey phrase "strawberry blond".

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    New material needed dude. I don't think you're going to convince anybody that your 'rotund' self doesn't jerk off to that picture. Pick something more believable first. Here are a few starters for you:

    a) my complexion
    b) I have strawberry blonde hair
    c) I speak over esoterically (that's eso-ter-ic-ally, that means obnoxious)
    d) I have gay body piercings
    whoa

  8. Dana told me you have easier times jerking into a straw; I called Beth and she said 'TheMouth', you mean 'NeedleD!ck? He's an ass, he got 'TheMouth' from Neer, I'll give you two guesses how".

    No, seriously though fatty, you're not convincing anybody. You're like my buddy Jamie, classic try-hard syndrome. He's try to convince us that at any time he could 'upgrade' from his 6 GF to a 10. Makes him look insecure, ya know?

    Like I said, be more natural, stop trying so hard. I mean, your fat and ugly dude, that's just being honest. You look like Walter Matheau ****ed Bee Arthur and it was so ugly they abandoned it in a garbage can, to be raised by Wal Mart greeters.

    You'll have an easier time convincing me you know Dana White's cell #.

    Wait, let's start our relationship off again, I'll go first.

    Me:

    I'm Mullet, what's your name.

    You:

    I'm a fat mess.

    Nice meeting you, fat mess.


  9. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Dana told me you have easier times jerking into a straw; I called Beth and she said 'TheMouth', you mean 'NeedleD!ck? He's an ass, he got 'TheMouth' from Neer, I'll give you two guesses how".

    No, seriously though fatty, you're not convincing anybody. You're like my buddy Jamie, classic try-hard syndrome. He's try to convince us that at any time he could 'upgrade' from his 6 GF to a 10. Makes him look insecure, ya know?

    Like I said, be more natural, stop trying so hard. I mean, your fat and ugly dude, that's just being honest. You look like Walter Matheau ****ed Bee Arthur and it was so ugly they abandoned it in a garbage can, to be raised by Wal Mart greeters.

    You'll have an easier time convincing me you know Dana White's cell #.

    Wait, let's start our relationship off again, I'll go first.

    Me:

    I'm Mullet, what's your name.

    You:

    I'm a fat mess.

    Nice meeting you, fat mess.

    For someone that acts like hes got so much going on, you certainly dedicate a lot of time to me. Should I be flattered or disgusted?

  10. Mullet what would you rate your current straw/crank addict GF>
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  11. Mmm, 8.5-9 maybe. I've never seen a 10 in my life, ever.

  12. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Mmm, 8.5-9 maybe. I've never seen a 10 in my life, ever.
    8.5/9 if you're into anorexic crank addicts that follow Nicole Ritchies workout tips.

  13. EDIT:

    I love Mouth!

  14. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    New material needed dude. I don't think you're going to convince anybody that your 'rotund' self doesn't jerk off to that picture. Pick something more believable first. Here are a few starters for you:

    a) my complexion
    b) I have strawberry blonde hair
    c) I speak over esoterically in Britannica commercials
    d) I resemble an insect and have uberghey piercings
    Whoa, it got weirder.

  15. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Shhhh, Gimp. New material, fatty.
    Looks like you need to take your own advice lol. The Big Wet Flapping Douchebag, Gimp and Fatty are pretty burned out.

    Not to mention that a guy thats attracted to skeletons doesnt have credibility with me anyway.

  16. EDIT:

    Mouth is cool.


  17. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Well we can go anywhere, the Walter Matheau love child, your ridiculous name dropping, the fact you spew out Arnold-esque one liners non-ironically, you are an embarrassment and don't realize it, the fact every person in here thinks you're a joke. Any of those float your boat?

    Or the fact you just used the phrase 'take your own advice'.
    Really... so that's why I have gotten PMs apologizing for your douchebaggery and displaying gratefulness for what I contribute to this section? Looks like your cronies don't have your back as much as you think they do.

  18. EDIT:

    Mouth is cool.


  19. LOL. Accoring to you everyone here thinks I'm a joke... so that statements a bit contradictory wouldn't you say?

  20. Mouth is the coolest.


  21. LOL. You're beating a dead horse. 10PMs from the same person don't count as 10 PMs.

    It's pretty crazy you can sit there and think I care what a bunch of Message board people think about me or what I do. But the attention I am getting here is amazing.

  22. Quote Originally Posted by TheMouth View Post
    LOL. You're beating a dead horse. 10PMs from the same person don't count as 10 PMs.

    It's pretty crazy you can sit there and think I care what a bunch of Message board people think about me or what I do. But the attention I am getting here is amazing.
    Man..what?...If you didn't care you wouldn't mention and/or notice it, you ****ing retard.

    This is too much for me..lol.

    Mullet over and out.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    EDIT:

    Mouth is cool.

    That may have been a smidge too far. You could really hurt someones feelings.

  24. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Man..what?...If you didn't care you wouldn't mention and/or notice it, you ****ing retard.

    This is too much for me..lol.

    Mullet over and out.
    Notice what? You're the one constantly starting **** with me... not the other way around.

    Maybe you should take your dog on a walk to get some of this pent up anger out of your system... she looks like she could use it.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by jas123 View Post
    Whoa, it got weirder.
    and more accurate, whoa.

  26. Quote Originally Posted by TheMouth View Post
    Really... so that's why I have gotten PMs apologizing for your douchebaggery and displaying gratefulness for what I contribute to this section? Looks like your cronies don't have your back as much as you think they do.
    Would you mind exposing a few of these kind gentleman?

  27. Quote Originally Posted by Alexander View Post
    Would you mind exposing a few of these kind gentleman?
    I'm not going to start a sides war. So I'm not posting anything. I'll continue behaving how I do regardless of what anyone thinks... until I decide to stop coming here or I am banned.

    Anyone who doesn't like it can choose to not read my posts or respectively lick my nuts.

  28. You guys are ridiculous, but I have to give it to Mullet for his creative jabs. As an English teacher, I'm a big fan of creative description.

    That being said, Mouth and Mullet need to confess their "uberghey" love for each other and move on.

  29. He refuses to date me... he's obsessed with his sack of bones.

  30. Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf View Post
    You guys are ridiculous, but I have to give it to Mullet for his creative jabs. As an English teacher, I'm a big fan of creative description.

    That being said, Mouth and Mullet need to confess their "uberghey" love for each other and move on.
    They have gone far, but I think you might be missing the point. Are you a Mullet douchebaggery apologist?
  

  
 

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