What martial art suits u da best ???
- 08-29-2010, 12:47 PM
What martial art suits u da best ???
ATTN : THE BELOW IS FOR LOLz PURPOSES ONLY. NOT INTENDED FOR ANYTHN ELSE FOKERS !!!
So just off the top of my head here are some martial arts styles with a short discreption 2 help you figure out what suits u da best..........
KUNGFU FIGHTING B!@TCHES !!!!
AIKIDO : If you like the cult like theme and like to dance in circles.
TAEKWONDO : If you wanna be a movie star & had ur nutts removed.
KUNGFU : If your a skinny lil foker & dont look 2 stupid in that outfit.
KARATE : If you wanna hit things that dnt hit back.
KENPO : If you cant decide between the last 2.
JUDO : If you wanna use your extra weight in your favor.
JIUJITSU : If you like the idea of grappln but not too homo.
GRACIE JIUJITSU : See above but yes to homo.
NINJITSU : If you still read comic books and live in da basement.
JEETKUNDO : If you wanna learn nuttn & be like wadew.
MUAY THAI : If you liked kickboxer & Tong Po
SUMO : If youve givin up on dietn.
SAVATE : If you like the french and tight spandex.
ESKRIMA : If you allways wanted 2 play with wood....er
KENDO : If u wanna b da last samurai
CAPOEIRA : If u allways wanted 2 b a break dancer.
Well thas all 4 now i know i left out lotts feel free to help out.
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- 08-31-2010, 02:22 PM
...I trained Muay Thai for a while, as well as some Brazilian Ju-ju. Always wanted to study Krav Maga but never found a good place for it.
Maybe I should just become an Israeli and join their forces.
08-31-2010, 02:26 PM
08-31-2010, 02:45 PM
I prefer a mix of Tim-fu and Tim-jitzu. They're similar, but the latter only occurs on Tuesdays. Both fighting methods involve lightning fast moves which are so fast that the can no be seen. For example, I fight you... You see me in my recliner, I look over at you, and the next thing you know all you want to do is give up and run away. Then you die.
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09-01-2010, 11:20 AM
no gi is fun too though. what i dont like is when i go to no gi tournaments, its just a bunch of wrestlers that never even do gi events. then they just wrestle wrestle for full 5 minutes, dont even attempt submissions. they might as well show up wearing headgear and ringworm cream
09-01-2010, 12:52 PM
Well in Canada I don't see a lot of people doing that in the no-gi tournaments, but I was told there are a lot more wrestlers in the U.S and 4 guys from the mma gym I train at entered the Grapplers Quest comp in boston just this past weekend and they said there were lots of wrestlers there doing just that.
I like the 10th planet jiu jitsu style of No-Gi grappling, there stuff is pretty sick.
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09-01-2010, 05:32 PM
street fight - muay thai all the way, or ive done a quick double leg and gnp the kid in 2 seconds. yours would probably be more effective, being a wrestler and all
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09-03-2010, 01:29 AM
You have offended me and the Shaolin Temple........gonna go eat me some rice now and catch me some afghan flys with me chopstix fokers.
09-03-2010, 01:49 AM
For 12 years, I did kwon and jiujit ...I miss those days but from 12-24 was more than enough for me...
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09-04-2010, 09:29 AM
09-04-2010, 09:46 AM
For me personally I was a wrestler for years and a wrestling coach. I dabbled in other things throughout the years,but wrestling was always my base so to speak. As a kid I loved it as it was the one area where I was allowed to be aggressive and slam people
(I had a little aggression problem when I was younger)
I have always liked Krav Maga and Pankration(very early MMA IMO). KM is intriguing as it is not what many expect it to be.
09-06-2010, 04:58 PM
Kind of regret those early years but it is what it is.
09-09-2010, 02:02 PM
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