The Cruise

  1. The Cruise

    A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie.

    They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

    After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.

    She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.

    It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Bob and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.

    Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.

    So they buried Debbie.

  2. Hahahahah so sick but so funny!
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  3. hahahahah. I agree sick but too funny.

  4. it's a "two-for" joke. man, those are hardcore. it's a joke that covers homosexuality and necro-eroticism. nice.

  5. :shakes head, laughs:


    On Debbie's headstone:

    "Always helpful, even after death"

  7. I dont often laugh at jokes on the net...but that one got me...


  8. ouch! lol


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  10. A man comes home from work one day and asks his wife of 20 years to tell him something that will make him happy and sad all at once.

    The wife responds...."You have the largest penis of all your friends"

  11. There once was a man named Dave, who dug up a whore from her grave. She was dirty as sh!t and missing a tit, but think of the money he saved.

  12. wowwww...

  13. these are great, I just emailed them to a few people. Too good to pass up

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