What is the craziest thing someone from the opposite sex has told you?

[John Smeton]

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Just off the top of my head, when I was 23-24 I was in a bar and was talking to this girl who was at the bar(her bf was the bartender) and I asked what happened to her head, there was a mark on it and she says Me and my boyfriend were having sex and I feel off the bed. Then she said, I cant believe I told you that.

[Rahl]

Rules are simple

must have have won an AI product in two months
must not have logged an ai product in two months
must be 18 years old and above
Two entries per person ONLY

winner wins an AI sports Nutrition product of choice

Just off the top of my head, when I was 23-24 I was in a bar and was talking to this girl who was at the bar(her bf was the bartender) and I asked what happened to her head, there was a mark on it and she says Me and my boyfriend were having sex and I feel off the bed. Then she said, I cant believe I told you that.

Lol. Nice promo!

[EasyEJL]

Back at one point in my early 20s, working the midnight shift at a convenience store, a pretty hot chick walked in while nobody else was in the store, looked at me and said "lock the door and lets fu(k right here on the floor". I looked at her funny she then said "I just broke up with my boyfriend, i'm single, you're single you don't got no wedding ring on, lets fu(k"....

[cubsfan815]

Back at one point in my early 20s, working the midnight shift at a convenience store, a pretty hot chick walked in while nobody else was in the store, looked at me and said "lock the door and lets fu(k right here on the floor". I looked at her funny she then said "I just broke up with my boyfriend, i'm single, you're single you don't got no wedding ring on, lets fu(k"....

Pics or it didn't happen

[cubsfan815]

I once was walking through target and I heard a woman say to another woman "Damn that's a pretty hot FAT guy" I didn't know whether to say thanks, or punch her in face

[John Smeton]

lmaoo funny stories.

so Eric what happened?

[demolition]

I was at a bar my aunt runs, I had just walked up to ask for a drink and this 300lb chick walks up to me and says " I just want you to know.... I swollow" then smiled and walked off. My dad heard what she said and told her I only do threesomes so she walked around the whole bar asking other chicks if they would be interested, it got to the point that I was hiding in the bathroom for about 20 min. She came up and licked my ear while I was talking to some people so to get her off my back I told her I was gay (I'm not) her response was " hold on I've got some one you need to meet" I left after she said that. My family brings that up every time we get together.

[EasyEJL]

lmaoo funny stories.

so Eric what happened?

I turned her down, figured my **** luck her boyfriend would drive up and ram his cars through the doors.

[Marms]

Oh this is going to be good

[ICJLM]

likin' this so far! funny stuff

[David Dunn]

I turned her down, figured my **** luck her boyfriend would drive up and ram his cars through the doors.

***!

[AaronJP1]

She told me to take my rubber off so she could feel all 10 inches.

[John Smeton]

I was at a bar my aunt runs, I had just walked up to ask for a drink and this 300lb chick walks up to me and says " I just want you to know.... I swollow" then smiled and walked off. My dad heard what she said and told her I only do threesomes so she walked around the whole bar asking other chicks if they would be interested, it got to the point that I was hiding in the bathroom for about 20 min. She came up and licked my ear while I was talking to some people so to get her off my back I told her I was gay (I'm not) her response was " hold on I've got some one you need to meet" I left after she said that. My family brings that up every time we get together.

lmaoooo your dad got you big time!

[lukehayd]

Craziest thing was when this girl said she loved me --- and meant it! The most psycho thing was when this girl wouldn't stop calling/texting me and having her friends and cousin call & text me. Then when I showed up at a mutual friends party, she called me a stalker! I had to change my number to get rid of her!

[MrMarc]

In for the laughs. Sub.

[TheHardOne]

Rules are simple

must have have won an AI product in two months
must not have logged an ai product in two months
must be 18 years old and above
Two entries per person ONLY

winner wins an AI sports Nutrition product of choice



Just off the top of my head, when I was 23-24 I was in a bar and was talking to this girl who was at the bar(her bf was the bartender) and I asked what happened to her head, there was a mark on it and she says Me and my boyfriend were having sex and I feel off the bed. Then she said, I cant believe I told you that.

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A couple years ago this girl I started talking to was very "sexually minded", craziest thing she told me was she wanted to have butt sex. And she tells me her definition of butt sex which was both of us rubbing our "holes" together.

I stopped talking to her after that. She was a intense girl, too intense for me.

[theniteman]

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A couple years ago this girl I started talking to was very "sexually minded", craziest thing she told me was she wanted to have butt sex. And she tells me her definition of butt sex which was both of us rubbing our "holes" together.

I stopped talking to her after that. She was a intense girl, too intense for me.

Lol winnar!

[Rahl]

Ok. So I had an actual CRAZY girl. Went out a few times and she was nuts. Like throwing stuff at a clerk at a convenience store at 3am because he wouldn't take her $100. So anyway I ditched her but she keeps calling me. Finally one day I answer and she says "hey, I've been trying to get a hold of you since they put me in here". I ask, "Jail"? "no, the mental ward". Then I hear someone yelling for a minute and then a "whack,whack,whack," noise and she gets back on. I said what the hell was that!? She says, "they tried to take the phone. So, how have you been. I miss you. "


I hung up. Changed my number and moved. Haven't seen her since. But I thought I did about a year later and I literally crawled out of a night club when I thought I saw her. LOL

[tWack]

Ok. So I had an actual CRAZY girl. Went out a few times and she was nuts. Like throwing stuff at a clerk at a convenience store at 3am because he wouldn't take her $100. So anyway I ditched her but she keeps calling me. Finally one day I answer and she says "hey, I've been trying to get a hold of you since they put me in here". I ask, "Jail"? "no, the mental ward". Then I hear someone yelling for a minute and then a "whack,whack,whack," noise and she gets back on. I said what the hell was that!? She says, "they tried to take the phone. So, how have you been. I miss you. "


I hung up. Changed my number and moved. Haven't seen her since. But I thought I did about a year later and I literally crawled out of a night club when I thought I saw her. LOL

LOL psycho-bitches!

[D2footballjrc]

I dated a cutter in high school. It took me a couple months to get the courage to get out of that crazy ass relationship. On one hand we hardly ever fought, yet she never wore short sleeves and I could always tell when something was bothering her. I tried to help her, it was just a messed up situation all around. When I broke up she'd send me email images of things she'd cut into her skin. Disturbed was one way to put that chick. I finally did something I promised I wouldn't do and told her family (how they didn't know I have no f'ing clue), her mom was pretty mad at me, like I was trying to make a rumor about her child.. then for a couple weeks the chick wasn't in school all of a sudden and came back. Rumors were always a mental hospital but I always made sure to distance myself from then on.