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  1. What is the craziest thing someone from the opposite sex has told you?


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    Just off the top of my head, when I was 23-24 I was in a bar and was talking to this girl who was at the bar(her bf was the bartender) and I asked what happened to her head, there was a mark on it and she says Me and my boyfriend were having sex and I feel off the bed. Then she said, I cant believe I told you that.
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  2. Quote Originally Posted by John Smeton
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    winner wins an AI sports Nutrition product of choice

    Just off the top of my head, when I was 23-24 I was in a bar and was talking to this girl who was at the bar(her bf was the bartender) and I asked what happened to her head, there was a mark on it and she says Me and my boyfriend were having sex and I feel off the bed. Then she said, I cant believe I told you that.
    Lol. Nice promo!
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    Back at one point in my early 20s, working the midnight shift at a convenience store, a pretty hot chick walked in while nobody else was in the store, looked at me and said "lock the door and lets fu(k right here on the floor". I looked at her funny she then said "I just broke up with my boyfriend, i'm single, you're single you don't got no wedding ring on, lets fu(k"....
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by EasyEJL View Post
    Back at one point in my early 20s, working the midnight shift at a convenience store, a pretty hot chick walked in while nobody else was in the store, looked at me and said "lock the door and lets fu(k right here on the floor". I looked at her funny she then said "I just broke up with my boyfriend, i'm single, you're single you don't got no wedding ring on, lets fu(k"....
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  6. lmaoo funny stories.

    so Eric what happened?
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  7. I was at a bar my aunt runs, I had just walked up to ask for a drink and this 300lb chick walks up to me and says " I just want you to know.... I swollow" then smiled and walked off. My dad heard what she said and told her I only do threesomes so she walked around the whole bar asking other chicks if they would be interested, it got to the point that I was hiding in the bathroom for about 20 min. She came up and licked my ear while I was talking to some people so to get her off my back I told her I was gay (I'm not) her response was " hold on I've got some one you need to meet" I left after she said that. My family brings that up every time we get together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Smeton View Post
    lmaoo funny stories.

    so Eric what happened?
    I turned her down, figured my **** luck her boyfriend would drive up and ram his cars through the doors.
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  10. likin' this so far! funny stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyEJL View Post
    I turned her down, figured my **** luck her boyfriend would drive up and ram his cars through the doors.
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  13. Quote Originally Posted by demolition View Post
    I was at a bar my aunt runs, I had just walked up to ask for a drink and this 300lb chick walks up to me and says " I just want you to know.... I swollow" then smiled and walked off. My dad heard what she said and told her I only do threesomes so she walked around the whole bar asking other chicks if they would be interested, it got to the point that I was hiding in the bathroom for about 20 min. She came up and licked my ear while I was talking to some people so to get her off my back I told her I was gay (I'm not) her response was " hold on I've got some one you need to meet" I left after she said that. My family brings that up every time we get together.
    lmaoooo your dad got you big time!
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  14. Craziest thing was when this girl said she loved me --- and meant it! The most psycho thing was when this girl wouldn't stop calling/texting me and having her friends and cousin call & text me. Then when I showed up at a mutual friends party, she called me a stalker! I had to change my number to get rid of her!
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  16. Quote Originally Posted by John Smeton View Post
    Rules are simple

    must have have won an AI product in two months
    must not have logged an ai product in two months
    must be 18 years old and above
    Two entries per person ONLY

    winner wins an AI sports Nutrition product of choice



    Just off the top of my head, when I was 23-24 I was in a bar and was talking to this girl who was at the bar(her bf was the bartender) and I asked what happened to her head, there was a mark on it and she says Me and my boyfriend were having sex and I feel off the bed. Then she said, I cant believe I told you that.
    Another awesome promotion by AI!

    A couple years ago this girl I started talking to was very "sexually minded", craziest thing she told me was she wanted to have butt sex. And she tells me her definition of butt sex which was both of us rubbing our "holes" together.

    I stopped talking to her after that. She was a intense girl, too intense for me.
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  17. Quote Originally Posted by TheHardOne

    Another awesome promotion by AI!

    A couple years ago this girl I started talking to was very "sexually minded", craziest thing she told me was she wanted to have butt sex. And she tells me her definition of butt sex which was both of us rubbing our "holes" together.

    I stopped talking to her after that. She was a intense girl, too intense for me.
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  18. Ok. So I had an actual CRAZY girl. Went out a few times and she was nuts. Like throwing stuff at a clerk at a convenience store at 3am because he wouldn't take her $100. So anyway I ditched her but she keeps calling me. Finally one day I answer and she says "hey, I've been trying to get a hold of you since they put me in here". I ask, "Jail"? "no, the mental ward". Then I hear someone yelling for a minute and then a "whack,whack,whack," noise and she gets back on. I said what the hell was that!? She says, "they tried to take the phone. So, how have you been. I miss you. "


    I hung up. Changed my number and moved. Haven't seen her since. But I thought I did about a year later and I literally crawled out of a night club when I thought I saw her. LOL

  19. Quote Originally Posted by Rahl View Post
    Ok. So I had an actual CRAZY girl. Went out a few times and she was nuts. Like throwing stuff at a clerk at a convenience store at 3am because he wouldn't take her $100. So anyway I ditched her but she keeps calling me. Finally one day I answer and she says "hey, I've been trying to get a hold of you since they put me in here". I ask, "Jail"? "no, the mental ward". Then I hear someone yelling for a minute and then a "whack,whack,whack," noise and she gets back on. I said what the hell was that!? She says, "they tried to take the phone. So, how have you been. I miss you. "


    I hung up. Changed my number and moved. Haven't seen her since. But I thought I did about a year later and I literally crawled out of a night club when I thought I saw her. LOL
    LOL psycho-bitches!

  20. I dated a cutter in high school. It took me a couple months to get the courage to get out of that crazy ass relationship. On one hand we hardly ever fought, yet she never wore short sleeves and I could always tell when something was bothering her. I tried to help her, it was just a messed up situation all around. When I broke up she'd send me email images of things she'd cut into her skin. Disturbed was one way to put that chick. I finally did something I promised I wouldn't do and told her family (how they didn't know I have no f'ing clue), her mom was pretty mad at me, like I was trying to make a rumor about her child.. then for a couple weeks the chick wasn't in school all of a sudden and came back. Rumors were always a mental hospital but I always made sure to distance myself from then on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rahl View Post
    Ok. So I had an actual CRAZY girl. Went out a few times and she was nuts. Like throwing stuff at a clerk at a convenience store at 3am because he wouldn't take her $100. So anyway I ditched her but she keeps calling me. Finally one day I answer and she says "hey, I've been trying to get a hold of you since they put me in here". I ask, "Jail"? "no, the mental ward". Then I hear someone yelling for a minute and then a "whack,whack,whack," noise and she gets back on. I said what the hell was that!? She says, "they tried to take the phone. So, how have you been. I miss you. "


    I hung up. Changed my number and moved. Haven't seen her since. But I thought I did about a year later and I literally crawled out of a night club when I thought I saw her. LOL
    oh man, that just reminded me of one of the craziest ones I dated, truly believed she was a vampire. when I have more time later i'll expand on the crazy **** she said.
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  22. Quote Originally Posted by EasyEJL
    oh man, that just reminded me of one of the craziest ones I dated, truly believed she was a vampire. when I have more time later i'll expand on the crazy **** she said.

    dont keep us waiting
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  23. Quote Originally Posted by D2footballjrc View Post
    I dated a cutter in high school. It took me a couple months to get the courage to get out of that crazy ass relationship. On one hand we hardly ever fought, yet she never wore short sleeves and I could always tell when something was bothering her. I tried to help her, it was just a messed up situation all around. When I broke up she'd send me email images of things she'd cut into her skin. Disturbed was one way to put that chick. I finally did something I promised I wouldn't do and told her family (how they didn't know I have no f'ing clue), her mom was pretty mad at me, like I was trying to make a rumor about her child.. then for a couple weeks the chick wasn't in school all of a sudden and came back. Rumors were always a mental hospital but I always made sure to distance myself from then on.
    I used to know a couple of girls that cut themselves to! They found the radioactivity sign pretty cool

  24. Dated a girl in high school that had some issues. She struggled with an eating disorder and self-injury. One Valentine's day she gave me a small gift-wrapped box. When I opened it I found a vial with some brackish looking liquid in there. I was obviously confused, and she said "It's a vial of my blood. It doesn't get any more from the heart than that."

    We broke up pretty shortly after that. Found out she spent the next 10 years of her life addicted to heroine and in and out of the psych ward. Glad I got out of dodge before she totally lost it!!

  25. Quote Originally Posted by cswalczakny
    Dated a girl in high school that had some issues. She struggled with an eating disorder and self-injury. One Valentine's day she gave me a small gift-wrapped box. When I opened it I found a vial with some brackish looking liquid in there. I was obviously confused, and she said "It's a vial of my blood. It doesn't get any more from the heart than that."

    We broke up pretty shortly after that. Found out she spent the next 10 years of her life addicted to heroine and in and out of the psych ward. Glad I got out of dodge before she totally lost it!!
    Holy fawk!! Hahaha. That's a crazy bitch!

  26. A girl from high school once told me that she wanted to have sex with a tranny... she was totally serious. We didn't talk much after that.
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  27. Quote Originally Posted by monstermash View Post
    A girl from high school once told me that she wanted to have sex with a tranny... she was totally serious. We didn't talk much after that.
    rofl thats a good one. there are some real weirdos out there for sure

  28. Quote Originally Posted by TheHardOne View Post
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    A couple years ago this girl I started talking to was very "sexually minded", craziest thing she told me was she wanted to have butt sex. And she tells me her definition of butt sex which was both of us rubbing our "holes" together.

    I stopped talking to her after that. She was a intense girl, too intense for me.
    Like butt hole scissor sex! Lol

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  29. this cutter stories are making me feel faint

    lol about the tranny story
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  30. Quote Originally Posted by texasfinest2 View Post
    Like butt hole scissor sex! Lol

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  31. Most messed up thing a chicks ever said to me was mid-sex she said, "you remind me of my dad" ..... Aaaaannnnnndddd flaccid....

  32. Okay so i got a goodie. Met this this broad through a friend and he said she was a nice girl. Obviously, after a rough break up, you up for everything. So we are on our date shooting the sheet and we start talking about animals. She then told me she had her dog cremated. Now at this point I should have pulled over the car. No no no. The girl thought it would be fun to bring the urn with her to show me when she took it out of her bag, I couldn't stop laughing. She was offended that I was laughing and said "what's so funny?!" I took her right home and never called again.

  33. Well not so much sex related as many of you fellas seem to be headed, but it was the straight up most out of the blue holy **** that is awesome I approve thumbs up put a ring on this girl stat moment of my life.

    In 2011 Indianapolis had a really mild winter with the exception of a really nasty ice storm that lasted about 1.5 days and the effects were felt for about a week. So the night of this ice storm I girl I had class with ended up coming over and staying at my house. We had some mutual friends and she and I had hung out a few times before. Short girl, nice body, brunette, kind of punkish. But there was just something about her that was a little... off. I couldn't quite figure it out. I wasn't sure if she was the clingy type or what. But anyway she comes over and we are watching a movie, start making out, get down to business, and fall asleep. Ice storm hits. Instead of the usual awkward waking up moment and having her be like "sooo... I think I'll be going now" so asked if she could stay because her car was covered in ice and so were the roads. All we saw on TV was had bad the roads were and all these traffic accidents and blah blah blah. So I was like ok, out of concern of safety, sure... you can stay.

    This one overnight stay turned into a 3 night debacle. I live with my older brother and he was home from work and our usual thing to do is hang out, play Call of Duty on the XBOX, and drink a massive quantity of beer while doing so. But I have this girl over. So what the ****. And she had been over for so long that I just said **** it and pretty much ignored her and played games with my brother most of the nights she was over. Thinking this would make her mad and get her out of the house... it had the quite opposite effect. She would WATCH me play. At one point she even offered to do my laundry. She'd fetch me beers. Hell, she'd even get one for my brother, WHO WAS DOWNSTAIRS, CLOSER TO THE FRIDGE THAN SHE WAS. He'd ask me over the xbox live mic "Hey man, tell that bitch to grab me a brew I'm too comf to move." I'd tell her, and she'd smile and go downstairs to get him one.

    But the BEST part... the ABSOLUTE BEST part was after my brother and I were done playing and he had gone to bed she and I were sitting around watching TV, she looks at me dead in the eyes and says (and I ****ing **** you not):

    "You look hungry... let me make you a sandwich."

    HOLY ****.

    I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TELL THAT BITCH TO GET IN THE KITCHEN.

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    Long story short she left the next day and ended up being the creepy stage 4 clinger we all know too well. Hell she even went out and bought her own xbox and tried to use that as a way to communicate with me after I stopped responding to her calls and texts.

    But damn she made one helluva sandwich.
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  34. I am talking to this girl now who has the potential to be REALLY AWESOME or make me the winner of this promo haha.

  35. lol at sandwich--that's a keeper bro!!

    ok--my oldest-18yrs old has a steady girl
    I was running Dbol and walked by after liftin in my home gym and my son starts laughin1 I am like??? He calls me over and points to her and says tell dad what you told me Dena! she is all embarressed and hides her face. He starts busting up and says Dad she said"What is your dad taking he is Fawkin HUUUGE?!"

    lol--the youngin's are 'mirin lmao

  36. Was finally about to f*** a friend I'd known since we worked in a music store as teenagers. Beautiful; big firm natural breasts that I'd been dreaming about seeing for years. As I took my clothes off, the girl looked at me and said "Oh my god, you have a G. I. Joe body!" I took this as a compliment of my physique and not that she thought I had a comparable genitalia to the action figures.

  37. Guys meet some weird wild broads...
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  38. Quote Originally Posted by AaronJP1 View Post
    Guys meet some weird wild broads...
    The only way not to meet a wild "broad" is to not meet any females haha.

  39. Quote Originally Posted by Tomahawk88 View Post
    The only way not to meet a wild "broad" is to not meet any females haha.
    Truth.
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  40. Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post
    Craziest thing was when this girl said she loved me --- and meant it! The most psycho thing was when this girl wouldn't stop calling/texting me and having her friends and cousin call & text me. Then when I showed up at a mutual friends party, she called me a stalker! I had to change my number to get rid of her!
    I went through this...TWICE! The first time it went on for like six months. It was awful. I was afraid to go out in public for quite some time. I never knew if she was ready jump my bones or hit me with her car.
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