Well not so much sex related as many of you fellas seem to be headed, but it was the straight up most out of the blue holy **** that is awesome I approve thumbs up put a ring on this girl stat moment of my life.
In 2011 Indianapolis had a really mild winter with the exception of a really nasty ice storm that lasted about 1.5 days and the effects were felt for about a week. So the night of this ice storm I girl I had class with ended up coming over and staying at my house. We had some mutual friends and she and I had hung out a few times before. Short girl, nice body, brunette, kind of punkish. But there was just something about her that was a little... off. I couldn't quite figure it out. I wasn't sure if she was the clingy type or what. But anyway she comes over and we are watching a movie, start making out, get down to business, and fall asleep. Ice storm hits. Instead of the usual awkward waking up moment and having her be like "sooo... I think I'll be going now" so asked if she could stay because her car was covered in ice and so were the roads. All we saw on TV was had bad the roads were and all these traffic accidents and blah blah blah. So I was like ok, out of concern of safety, sure... you can stay.
This one overnight stay turned into a 3 night debacle. I live with my older brother and he was home from work and our usual thing to do is hang out, play Call of Duty on the XBOX, and drink a massive quantity of beer while doing so. But I have this girl over. So what the ****. And she had been over for so long that I just said **** it and pretty much ignored her and played games with my brother most of the nights she was over. Thinking this would make her mad and get her out of the house... it had the quite opposite effect. She would WATCH me play. At one point she even offered to do my laundry. She'd fetch me beers. Hell, she'd even get one for my brother, WHO WAS DOWNSTAIRS, CLOSER TO THE FRIDGE THAN SHE WAS. He'd ask me over the xbox live mic "Hey man, tell that bitch to grab me a brew I'm too comf to move." I'd tell her, and she'd smile and go downstairs to get him one.
But the BEST part... the ABSOLUTE BEST part was after my brother and I were done playing and he had gone to bed she and I were sitting around watching TV, she looks at me dead in the eyes and says (and I ****ing **** you not):
"You look hungry... let me make you a sandwich."
HOLY ****.
I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TELL THAT BITCH TO GET IN THE KITCHEN.
Long story short she left the next day and ended up being the creepy stage 4 clinger we all know too well. Hell she even went out and bought her own xbox and tried to use that as a way to communicate with me after I stopped responding to her calls and texts.
But damn she made one helluva sandwich.