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**naturalgainer** · 10-06-2010, 08:26 PM

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It made him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly get out of jail free card

**naturalgainer** · 10-06-2010, 08:34 PM

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

**simmons** · 10-06-2010, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by naturalgainer

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It made him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly get out of jail free card

**RepThat21** · 10-07-2010, 02:26 AM

those 2 were repeats naturalgainer

**nerdalert** · 10-07-2010, 08:12 AM

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down...
or
When Chuck Norris stares in the sky the clouds sweat from fear, we call this rain.

**MrKleen73** · 10-07-2010, 09:45 AM

Moses and Job were in Heaven having a conversation when Job sneezed loudly. Moses turns to Job and says Chuck Bless You.

**Young Gotti** · 10-07-2010, 10:42 AM

chuck norris once urinated in a diesel trucks gas tank......that truck is now known as optimus prime

there was once a street named chuck norris, but it had to be changed because no one crosses chuck norris and lives

**Menoth** · 10-07-2010, 11:01 AM

(First post!)

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take sh!t from anybody.

Only one person cried when Chuck Norris was born and that was the doctor.... no one slaps Chuck Norris.

**naturalgainer** · 10-07-2010, 11:58 AM

The worst tsunami in history was not a natural cause, chuck norris just broke wind while he was swimming.

**BrYmAsTeR17** · 10-07-2010, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by naturalgainer

The worst tsunami in history was not a natural cause, chuck norris just blew ass while he was swimming.

..Don't u mean broke wind..?

**naturalgainer** · 10-07-2010, 12:02 PM

either way

**naturalgainer** · 10-07-2010, 12:23 PM

Michael Jackson made the mistake by telling chuck norris he sucks, those were his last words.

**BrYmAsTeR17** · 10-07-2010, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by naturalgainer

Michael Jackson made the mistake by telling chuck norris he sucks, those were his last words.

ok now this one is actually good.

**VolcomX311** · 10-07-2010, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by naturalgainer

Michael Jackson made the mistake by telling chuck norris he sucks, those were his last words.

Billie Jean was a friend of Chuck's.... and that's what really happend to Michael....

**BrYmAsTeR17** · 10-08-2010, 10:41 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, instead he stands outside and dares it to grow.

**BrYmAsTeR17** · 10-08-2010, 10:46 AM

Chuck Norris does not own a specific house; Any house he steps foot in becomes his.

**titus123** · 10-08-2010, 04:15 PM

Chuck Norris is the founder and president of the " Come get your 72 virgins" club.....HOORAH

**naturalgainer** · 10-08-2010, 05:22 PM

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

**naturalgainer** · 10-08-2010, 05:28 PM

Chuck Norris has had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

**10bathroomsO** · 10-08-2010, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by BrYmAsTeR17

Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, instead he stands outside and dares it to grow.

That's probably the most funny chuck norris joke out there lol

**RepThat21** · 10-09-2010, 02:23 AM

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

**FlexW99** · 10-09-2010, 10:33 AM

Chuck orders his chickens to lay eggs with no yolks or he'll eat them.

**naturalgainer** · 10-09-2010, 02:10 PM

It is really Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of Australia that is the most venomous creature on earth. Within minutes of being bitten, a person experiences the following symptoms fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and a feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield by roundhouse kicks.

**naturalgainer** · 10-09-2010, 02:12 PM

After taking a lot of steroid tests doctors told Chuck Norris that he had tested positive he chuckled upon receiving this information and said "of course my urine tested positive, haha what do you think they make steroids from?"

**FlexW99** · 10-10-2010, 10:52 AM

Keep em rollin boyz!

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