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[Young Gotti]

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger are in heaven and they're trying to decide who sits next to God. Vin Diesel said I should be the one because I'm the most fit, Arnold said he should since he is the Governor of California, Then Chuck Norris turned to God and said God get out of my chair!

 

[BrYmAsTeR17]

Here are some good ones:

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

 

[BrYmAsTeR17]

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

 

[oufinny]

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

Disgusting but hilarious none the less!

 

[daft205]

People often wonder what's underneath chuck Norris's beard- another fist, pow!

Some people can piss their name in snow, chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete.

 

[joedf]

Chuck Norris is so bad...even muscletech products work for him

 

[rochabp]

Chuck Norris is so bad...even muscletech products work for him

but i thought muscletech used tiny bits of Chuck Norris' skin in all their products

 

[BrYmAsTeR17]

but i thought muscletech used tiny bits of Chuck Norris' skin in all their products

If that were the case Muscletech would be a trillion dollar company

 

[rochabp]

If that were the case Muscletech would be a trillion dollar company

what are you trying to say?.. that muscletech doesnt work?

 

[BrYmAsTeR17]

what are you trying to say?.. that muscletech doesnt work?

I never said such thing!:nana:

 

[poison]

Holy crap these are good!

 

[FlexW99]

Holy crap these are good!

I got a couple that literally made me LOL.

 

[BrYmAsTeR17]

Damn! I have two really good ones but I have to wait till tomorrow!

 

[BoSox36]

 

[BrYmAsTeR17]

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.....I can't believe I just saw that.....

 

[BoSox36]

Hope its not to offensive

 

[BrYmAsTeR17]

Hope its not to offensive

It may take me a while to recover..i'll get back to you

 

[noot]

Chuck Norris doesn't take Anadraulic State GT, Anadraulic State GT takes Chuck Norris.

 

[titus123]

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris!

 

[v4nce]

Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin on Windows

 

[BrYmAsTeR17]

Oil spills commonly occur when Chuck Norris gets an erection lying face down.

^original..to a degree

 

[BrYmAsTeR17]

On the 7th day god rested...and Chuck Norris took over.

 

[FlexW99]

Seriously these are hilarious...its gonna be tough to judge these...

 

[Liftergym33]

People need to step there game up! yep im calling you'll out

 

[tattoopierced1]

Sharks have a Chuck Norris week

Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad

 

[VolcomX311]

 

[RepThat21]

death once had a near-chuck norris experience.

 

[oufinny]

Sharks have a Chuck Norris week

Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad

Got to love the Mohammad one!

 

[VolcomX311]

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LOL, WTF!!! Marilyn Mason of the animal kingdom.

 

[kevinhy]

Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris

 

[BrYmAsTeR17]

LOL, WTF!!! Marilyn Mason of the animal kingdom.

I'm still recovering..:squint:

 

[BrYmAsTeR17]

death once had a near-chuck norris experience.

lol awesome

 

[Liftergym33]

This is an LG33 blue light special!

1. Tell me What Chuck Norris was apart of in 1958

2. What two places he was at during his time

3. What was his job during this time?

4. When was his time over?


Answer all 4 correct and get you a Tub of ASGT FREE!!!!

first one to answer wins....

I only give hints when asked!

I will say every question goes hand and hand with each other

 

[kevinhy]

1. airforce.
2. Osan Air Base in South Korea, March Air Force Base, California
3. air policeman
4.norris was discharged in 1962

 

[kevinhy]

Did i get it?

 

[kevinhy]

For clarification purposes he was discharged in august of 1962.

 

[Liftergym33]

1. airforce.
2. Osan Air Base in South Korea, March Air Force Base, California
3. air policeman
4.norris was discharged in 1962

Did i get it?

For clarification purposes he was discharged in august of 1962.

yes, yes, and yes....

I just think its great how he was in the Air Force, served his country, and is who he is today...

Send me your Info my friend!

 

[kevinhy]

PM'd, let me know if you get it.

 

[Liftergym33]

PM'd, let me know if you get it.

got it!

 

[simmons]

Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.

 

[titus123]

What do Jesus and Chuck Norris have in common? They both walk on water, but only because Chuck Norris allows it.

 

[BrYmAsTeR17]

One night Chuck Norris was in bed with 100 hookers. Towards the end of their escapades the least attractive hooker says quietly "save it for me and Chuck said "Now, now, There should be enough for everybody."


This is also original. It sux but I'm just having fun. I love this thread.

 

[oufinny]

God said let there be light; CHUCK said say please!

 

[VolcomX311]

Two evangelists came to my door and wanted me to ask Chuck Norris into my heart.

 

[BigBlackGuy]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

 

[BigBlackGuy]

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He doesn't need to ford rivers as the water simply parts for him. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

 

[Liftergym33]

God said let there be light; CHUCK said say please!

:lol:

 

[MrKleen73]

Chuck Norris is SOOOO Bad Ass no one will say anything to him about his bad toupe'.

 

[oufinny]

Chuck Norris is SOOOO Bad Ass no one will say anything to him about his bad toupe'.

Your life is now at risk JUST for mentioning the possibly Chuck has a toupe!

 

[FlexW99]

Your life is now at risk JUST for mentioning the possibly Chuck has a toupe!

ROFL!!

Chazz insists you use the 'Total Gym' or he'll chop off your legs!