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  1. I don't know any Chuck Norris jokes, that home gym thing he used to do a few years back was pretty much a joke...
    Unremarkable is no way to go through life... Doug


  2. Quote Originally Posted by tattoopierced1 View Post
    Sharks have a Chuck Norris week

    Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad
    Ouch, lol!

    So that's what's inscribed on the Kaaba in Mecca: a pic of Chuck Norris. It all makes sense now.

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  3. See the resemblance:





    ???

  4. Tradition holds that whoever touched the Biblical Ark of the Covenant would die. Josephus tells of an inscription on the Ark of a strange, bearded baby boy doing a roundhouse kick. You do the math.




    Lame, I know, but I had to give the big three religions equal coverage.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by oufinny View Post
    Your life is now at risk JUST for mentioning the possibly Chuck has a toupe!
    POSSIBLY??????





    This just in, Chuck Norris has just suffered a surprising defeat. Feeling his Royal Chuckness he challenged Donald Trump to a Hairstyle throwdown. Obviously even Chucks toupee was no match for the MIGHTY ONION!!!

    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html
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  6. Wow, I haven't seen recent photo's. That's pretty bad. Poor Chuck.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by poison View Post
    Wow, I haven't seen recent photo's. That's pretty bad. Poor Chuck.
    Chuck looks old as dust. He needs to keep the beard.
    NSCA - CSCS

  8. Yeah he is getting old but that toupee has been around since the beginning of Walker Texas Ranger. Drove me nuts to see it all the time but I still watched my boy do his thang. He does look very old right now though. Of course he is close to 70 now too I think.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html

  9. Quote Originally Posted by poison View Post
    Wow, I haven't seen recent photo's. That's pretty bad. Poor Chuck.
    He's gonna kick you in the face for saying that...

  10. Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    Yeah he is getting old but that toupee has been around since the beginning of Walker Texas Ranger. Drove me nuts to see it all the time but I still watched my boy do his thang. He does look very old right now though. Of course he is close to 70 now too I think.
    I actually never knew he really wore a toupee. You've shaken my entire belief system.
    NSCA - CSCS

  11. Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    Yeah he is getting old but that toupee has been around since the beginning of Walker Texas Ranger. Drove me nuts to see it all the time but I still watched my boy do his thang. He does look very old right now though. Of course he is close to 70 now too I think.
    Chuck has no age. He has eternal life. You're all going to die for saying these things about Chuck!

    RIP Volcom, Kleen, and Poison

  12. In the beginning, there was Chuck?

  13. Quote Originally Posted by poison View Post
    In the beginning, there was Chuck?
    That is correct; your life is spared..for now

  14. Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    Yeah he is getting old but that toupee has been around since the beginning of Walker Texas Ranger. Drove me nuts to see it all the time but I still watched my boy do his thang. He does look very old right now though. Of course he is close to 70 now too I think.
    who wins, chuck, or:




    Personally, I think Lalanne is Chuck in disguise.

  15. Quote Originally Posted by BrYmAsTeR17 View Post
    Chuck has no age. He has eternal life. You're all going to die for saying these things about Chuck!

    RIP Volcom, Kleen, and Poison
    LOL

    NSCA - CSCS

  16. Once, Chuck Norris swam to the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just called "The Islands."

  17. Quote Originally Posted by BrYmAsTeR17 View Post
    Once, Chuck Norris swam to the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just called "The Islands."
    WTF?

  18. Chuck Norris once killed a pug because he said it looked at him funny.

    All women only have one true love..Chuck Norris

    ^^still deciding which is better; i'll edit one out eventually.

  19. Chuck Norris needs no water, air or food. He just likes to hold them prisoner in his body.

  20. Chuck Norris can shoot a person 28 times with an unloaded gun.

  21. PCT really stands for Post Chuck Therapy.
    NSCA - CSCS

  22. Quote Originally Posted by poison View Post
    who wins, chuck, or:




    Personally, I think Lalanne is Chuck in disguise.
    Depends is it physique contest or a bad ass contest?
    When bringing up ol badasses what about

    Clint Eastwood, Do you feel lucky punk... Well DO YA?!?!


    LOL No it isn't him but I thought it was hilarious when I looked up pics of his.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html

  23. Quote Originally Posted by VolcomX311 View Post
    PCT really stands for Post Chuck Therapy.
    ..OMG I think we have a winner. Reps!

  24. Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    Depends is it physique contest or a bad ass contest?
    When bringing up ol badasses what about

    Clint Eastwood, Do you feel lucky punk... Well DO YA?!?!


    LOL No it isn't him but I thought it was hilarious when I looked up pics of his.
    That was what Clint looked like in Gran Tourino when he took his shirt off...
    If my direct and cynical approach bothers you, just ignore it. I'm just saying what you need to hear ;).

  25. Quote Originally Posted by BrYmAsTeR17 View Post
    ..OMG I think we have a winner. Reps!
    NSCA - CSCS
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