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    PCT really stands for Post Chuck Therapy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by poison View Post
    who wins, chuck, or:




    Personally, I think Lalanne is Chuck in disguise.
    Depends is it physique contest or a bad ass contest?
    When bringing up ol badasses what about

    Clint Eastwood, Do you feel lucky punk... Well DO YA?!?!


    LOL No it isn't him but I thought it was hilarious when I looked up pics of his.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VolcomX311 View Post
    PCT really stands for Post Chuck Therapy.
    ..OMG I think we have a winner. Reps!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    Depends is it physique contest or a bad ass contest?
    When bringing up ol badasses what about

    Clint Eastwood, Do you feel lucky punk... Well DO YA?!?!


    LOL No it isn't him but I thought it was hilarious when I looked up pics of his.
    That was what Clint looked like in Gran Tourino when he took his shirt off...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrYmAsTeR17 View Post
    ..OMG I think we have a winner. Reps!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VolcomX311 View Post
    PCT really stands for Post Chuck Therapy.
    What they don't tell you is in that one you are getting your testosterone lowered back down to normal levels. As they automatically rise in the presence of Chuck to supra-physiological levels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    What they don't tell you is in that one you are getting your testosterone lowered back down to normal levels. As they automatically rise in the presence of Chuck to supra-physiological levels.
    Opposite for me. His masculinity was so great that the severe shrinkage it produced when he walked by required Nolva and Clomid to treat. T'was a rough 4 weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    Depends is it physique contest or a bad ass contest?
    Ahem.

    1954 (age 40): swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, underwater, with 140 pounds (64 kg; 10 st) of equipment, including two air tanks. A world record.
    1955 (age 41): swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco while handcuffed. When interviewed afterwards he was quoted as saying that the worst thing about the ordeal was being handcuffed, which reduced his chance to Star Jump significantly.
    1956 (age 42): set a world record of 1,033 push-ups in 23 minutes on You Asked For It, a television program with Art Baker.
    1957 (age 43): swam the Golden Gate channel while towing a 2,500-pound (1,100 kg; 180 st) cabin cruiser. The swift ocean currents turned this one-mile (1.6 km) swim into a swimming distance of 6.5 miles (10.5 km).
    1958 (age 44): maneuvered a paddleboard nonstop from Farallon Islands to the San Francisco shore. The 30-mile (48 km) trip took 9.5 hours.
    1959 (age 45): did 1,000 star jumps and 1,000 chin-ups in 1 hour, 22 minutes and The Jack LaLanne Show went nationwide.
    1974 (age 60): For the second time, he swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf. Again, he was handcuffed, but this time he was also shackled and towed a 1,000-pound (450 kg; 71 st) boat.
    1975 (age 61): Repeating his performance of 21 years earlier, he again swam the entire length of the Golden Gate Bridge, underwater and handcuffed, but this time he was shackled and towed a 1,000-pound (450 kg; 71 st) boat.
    1976 (age 62): To commemorate the "Spirit of '76", United States Bicentennial, he swam one mile (1.6 km) in Long Beach Harbor. He was handcuffed and shackled, and he towed 13 boats (representing the 13 original colonies) containing 76 people. LOL WTF???
    1979 (age 65): towed 65 boats in Lake Ashinoko, near Tokyo, Japan. He was handcuffed and shackled, and the boats were filled with 6,500 pounds (2,900 kg; 460 st) of Louisiana Pacific wood pulp.[19]
    1980 (age 66): towed 10 boats in North Miami, Florida. The boats carried 77 people, and he towed them for over one mile (1.6 km) in less than one hour.
    1984 (age 70): Once again handcuffed and shackled, he fought strong winds and currents as he swam 1.5 miles (2.4 km) while towing 70 boats with 70 people from the Queensway Bay Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor to the Queen Mary.
    [edit]Timeline: Jack LaLanne's awards

    1992 (age 78): Jack received the Academy of Body Building and Fitness Award.
    1994 (age 80): Jack received the State of California Governor's Council on Physical Fitness Lifetime Achievement Award.
    1996 (age 82): Jack received the Dwight D. Eisenhower Fitness Award.
    1999 (age 85): Jack received the Spirit of Muscle Beach Award.
    2002 (age 88): Jack received a star on the Hollywood Boulevard Walk of Fame.
    2004 (age 90): Jack celebrated his 90th birthday in New York, San Francisco, and Los Angeles. ESPN Classic ran a 24-hour marathon of the original Jack LaLanne television shows.
    2004 (age 90): Jack became the official spokesperson for Covenant Reliance Producers, LLC, a Financial Marketing Organization based in Nashville, Tennessee
    2005 (age 91): Jack received the Jack Webb Award from the Los Angeles Police Department Historical Society, the Arnold Classic Lifetime Achievement Award, Interglobal's International Infomercial Award, the Freddie Award, and the Medical Media Public Service Award, and he was a Free Spirit honoree at Al Neuharth's Freedom Forum.
    He out-Chucks Chuck! :huh:
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    Well if you are gonna be that way Jack is the man. BUT Chuck could still kick his azz. LOL
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    I'm of the camp that Bruce Lee would kick Chuck's ass.
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    I agree that bruce lee would woop up on chuck!
    But ill give the lg product a go, and put up a entry.

    When chuck norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up he pushes the earth down.

    Chuck norris practices swan diving into pools of diamonds, when he's not in exotic car throwing competitions.
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    Chuck Norris has only ever cried once in hi...wait, Chuck has never cried, sorry i dont know where i was going with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RepThat21 View Post
    Chuck Norris has only ever cried once in hi...wait, Chuck has never cried, sorry i dont know where i was going with that.
    If Chuck cried, the oceans would overflow...
    If my direct and cynical approach bothers you, just ignore it. I'm just saying what you need to hear ;).
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    Chuck Norris beard can deflect a shot from a 357 magnum.
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    The only way Chuck Norris would ever cry would be if there were no more asses to kick!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    Chuck Norris beard can deflect a shot from a BFG 9000.
    Magnum sounds kind of lame..but so does mine lulz!

    I'll have some good ones coming later today, but I don't think I can compete with Volcom's.
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    My Grandfather had me convinced that Chuck was his long lost brother for years...

    Old bastard...
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    Man reading all of these has me about to go rent me some old Chuck Movies. What was that one where the guy was possesed or something. All I remember is he just kept coming back. Chuck ended up throwing him into a well at the end. Man I loved that one when I was a teenager.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinhy View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrYmAsTeR17 View Post
    I'll relay. This could be good.

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    You're supposed to say "chuck norris eats mop who."

    Now everyone say it out loud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinhy View Post
    You're supposed to say "chuck norris eats mop who."

    Now everyone say it out loud.
    OHHHHHH

    Chuck Norris eats my poo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrYmAsTeR17 View Post
    OHHHHHH

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    Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It made him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly get out of jail free card
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    Quote Originally Posted by naturalgainer View Post
    Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It made him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly get out of jail free card
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    those 2 were repeats naturalgainer
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    If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down...
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    Moses and Job were in Heaven having a conversation when Job sneezed loudly. Moses turns to Job and says Chuck Bless You.
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    chuck norris once urinated in a diesel trucks gas tank......that truck is now known as optimus prime

    there was once a street named chuck norris, but it had to be changed because no one crosses chuck norris and lives
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    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take sh!t from anybody.

    Only one person cried when Chuck Norris was born and that was the doctor.... no one slaps Chuck Norris.
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    The worst tsunami in history was not a natural cause, chuck norris just broke wind while he was swimming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naturalgainer View Post
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    ..Don't u mean broke wind..?
  

  
 

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