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  1. Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger are in heaven and they're trying to decide who sits next to God. Vin Diesel said I should be the one because I'm the most fit, Arnold said he should since he is the Governor of California, Then Chuck Norris turned to God and said God get out of my chair!
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  2. Here are some good ones:

    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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  3. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by kevinhy View Post
    Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
    Disgusting but hilarious none the less!
    If my direct and cynical approach bothers you, just ignore it. I'm just saying what you need to hear ;).

  5. People often wonder what's underneath chuck Norris's beard- another fist, pow!

    Some people can piss their name in snow, chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete.
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  6. Chuck Norris is so bad...even muscletech products work for him

  7. Quote Originally Posted by joedf View Post
    Chuck Norris is so bad...even muscletech products work for him
    but i thought muscletech used tiny bits of Chuck Norris' skin in all their products
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by rochabp View Post
    but i thought muscletech used tiny bits of Chuck Norris' skin in all their products
    If that were the case Muscletech would be a trillion dollar company

  9. Quote Originally Posted by BrYmAsTeR17 View Post
    If that were the case Muscletech would be a trillion dollar company
    what are you trying to say?.. that muscletech doesnt work?
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by rochabp View Post
    what are you trying to say?.. that muscletech doesnt work?
    I never said such thing!

  11. Holy crap these are good!

  12. Quote Originally Posted by poison View Post
    Holy crap these are good!
    I got a couple that literally made me LOL.
  13. Angry


    Damn! I have two really good ones but I have to wait till tomorrow!

  14. Quote Originally Posted by BoSox36 View Post
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    .....I can't believe I just saw that.....

  15. Hope its not to offensive

  16. Quote Originally Posted by BoSox36 View Post
    Hope its not to offensive
    It may take me a while to recover..i'll get back to you

  17. Chuck Norris doesn't take Anadraulic State GT, Anadraulic State GT takes Chuck Norris.
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  18. When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris!

  19. Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin on Windows

  20. Oil spills commonly occur when Chuck Norris gets an erection lying face down.

    ^original..to a degree

  21. On the 7th day god rested...and Chuck Norris took over.

  22. Seriously these are hilarious...its gonna be tough to judge these...

  23. People need to step there game up! yep im calling you'll out
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    Sharks have a Chuck Norris week

    Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad
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