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  1. Quote Originally Posted by VolcomX311 View Post
    LOL, WTF!!! Marilyn Mason of the animal kingdom.
    I'm still recovering..


  2. Quote Originally Posted by RepThat21 View Post
    death once had a near-chuck norris experience.
    lol awesome

  3. This is an LG33 blue light special!

    1. Tell me What Chuck Norris was apart of in 1958

    2. What two places he was at during his time

    3. What was his job during this time?

    4. When was his time over?


    Answer all 4 correct and get you a Tub of ASGT FREE!!!!

    first one to answer wins....

    I only give hints when asked!

    I will say every question goes hand and hand with each other
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  4. 1. airforce.
    2. Osan Air Base in South Korea, March Air Force Base, California
    3. air policeman
    4.norris was discharged in 1962

  5. Did i get it?

  6. For clarification purposes he was discharged in august of 1962.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by kevinhy View Post
    1. airforce.
    2. Osan Air Base in South Korea, March Air Force Base, California
    3. air policeman
    4.norris was discharged in 1962
    Quote Originally Posted by kevinhy View Post
    Did i get it?
    Quote Originally Posted by kevinhy View Post
    For clarification purposes he was discharged in august of 1962.
    yes, yes, and yes....

    I just think its great how he was in the Air Force, served his country, and is who he is today...

    Send me your Info my friend!

  8. PM'd, let me know if you get it.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by kevinhy View Post
    PM'd, let me know if you get it.
    got it!

  10. Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.

  11. What do Jesus and Chuck Norris have in common? They both walk on water, but only because Chuck Norris allows it.

  12. One night Chuck Norris was in bed with 100 hookers. Towards the end of their escapades the least attractive hooker says quietly "save it for me and Chuck said "Now, now, There should be enough for everybody."


    This is also original. It sux but I'm just having fun. I love this thread.

  13. God said let there be light; CHUCK said say please!
    If my direct and cynical approach bothers you, just ignore it. I'm just saying what you need to hear ;).

  14. Two evangelists came to my door and wanted me to ask Chuck Norris into my heart.
    NSCA - CSCS

  15. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

  16. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He doesn't need to ford rivers as the water simply parts for him. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by oufinny View Post
    God said let there be light; CHUCK said say please!

  18. Chuck Norris is SOOOO Bad Ass no one will say anything to him about his bad toupe'.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Log:
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/256911-kleen-cuts-back.html

  19. Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    Chuck Norris is SOOOO Bad Ass no one will say anything to him about his bad toupe'.
    Your life is now at risk JUST for mentioning the possibly Chuck has a toupe!
    If my direct and cynical approach bothers you, just ignore it. I'm just saying what you need to hear ;).

  20. Quote Originally Posted by oufinny View Post
    Your life is now at risk JUST for mentioning the possibly Chuck has a toupe!
    ROFL!!

    Chazz insists you use the 'Total Gym' or he'll chop off your legs!

  21. I don't know any Chuck Norris jokes, that home gym thing he used to do a few years back was pretty much a joke...
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  22. Quote Originally Posted by tattoopierced1 View Post
    Sharks have a Chuck Norris week

    Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad
    Ouch, lol!

    So that's what's inscribed on the Kaaba in Mecca: a pic of Chuck Norris. It all makes sense now.


  23. See the resemblance:





    ???

  24. Tradition holds that whoever touched the Biblical Ark of the Covenant would die. Josephus tells of an inscription on the Ark of a strange, bearded baby boy doing a roundhouse kick. You do the math.




    Lame, I know, but I had to give the big three religions equal coverage.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by oufinny View Post
    Your life is now at risk JUST for mentioning the possibly Chuck has a toupe!
    POSSIBLY??????





    This just in, Chuck Norris has just suffered a surprising defeat. Feeling his Royal Chuckness he challenged Donald Trump to a Hairstyle throwdown. Obviously even Chucks toupee was no match for the MIGHTY ONION!!!

    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Log:
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/256911-kleen-cuts-back.html

  26. Wow, I haven't seen recent photo's. That's pretty bad. Poor Chuck.

  27. Quote Originally Posted by poison View Post
    Wow, I haven't seen recent photo's. That's pretty bad. Poor Chuck.
    Chuck looks old as dust. He needs to keep the beard.
    NSCA - CSCS

  28. Yeah he is getting old but that toupee has been around since the beginning of Walker Texas Ranger. Drove me nuts to see it all the time but I still watched my boy do his thang. He does look very old right now though. Of course he is close to 70 now too I think.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Log:
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/256911-kleen-cuts-back.html

  29. Quote Originally Posted by poison View Post
    Wow, I haven't seen recent photo's. That's pretty bad. Poor Chuck.
    He's gonna kick you in the face for saying that...

  30. Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    Yeah he is getting old but that toupee has been around since the beginning of Walker Texas Ranger. Drove me nuts to see it all the time but I still watched my boy do his thang. He does look very old right now though. Of course he is close to 70 now too I think.
    I actually never knew he really wore a toupee. You've shaken my entire belief system.
    NSCA - CSCS

  31. Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    Yeah he is getting old but that toupee has been around since the beginning of Walker Texas Ranger. Drove me nuts to see it all the time but I still watched my boy do his thang. He does look very old right now though. Of course he is close to 70 now too I think.
    Chuck has no age. He has eternal life. You're all going to die for saying these things about Chuck!

    RIP Volcom, Kleen, and Poison

  32. In the beginning, there was Chuck?

  33. Quote Originally Posted by poison View Post
    In the beginning, there was Chuck?
    That is correct; your life is spared..for now

  34. Quote Originally Posted by MrKleen73 View Post
    Yeah he is getting old but that toupee has been around since the beginning of Walker Texas Ranger. Drove me nuts to see it all the time but I still watched my boy do his thang. He does look very old right now though. Of course he is close to 70 now too I think.
    who wins, chuck, or:




    Personally, I think Lalanne is Chuck in disguise.

  35. Quote Originally Posted by BrYmAsTeR17 View Post
    Chuck has no age. He has eternal life. You're all going to die for saying these things about Chuck!

    RIP Volcom, Kleen, and Poison
    LOL

    NSCA - CSCS

  36. Once, Chuck Norris swam to the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just called "The Islands."

  37. Quote Originally Posted by BrYmAsTeR17 View Post
    Once, Chuck Norris swam to the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just called "The Islands."
    WTF?

  38. Chuck Norris once killed a pug because he said it looked at him funny.

    All women only have one true love..Chuck Norris

    ^^still deciding which is better; i'll edit one out eventually.

  39. Chuck Norris needs no water, air or food. He just likes to hold them prisoner in his body.

  40. Chuck Norris can shoot a person 28 times with an unloaded gun.
  

  
 

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