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  1. Quote Originally Posted by capnsavem View Post
    Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.


  2. Chuck Norris Slammed a rotating door
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.
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  3. chuck norris can lick my ballz. Only because he's chuck norris.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    chuck norris can lick my ballz. Only because he's chuck norris.
    WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  5. HAHA that was unexpected I liked it. LOL Some very funny ones in here alreay keep em coming guys. By the way those who are entering if you posted more than 2 a day go back and edit the ones you want to use as you 2 entries saying they are your choice.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html
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  6. Let's get some CN jokes runnin' up in here!

    I'll start: When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

  7. Chuck Norris is so bad he made the devil sell him his soul.
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  8. Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

  9. Scientists have managed to concentrate the power of Chuck Norris' punches into concentrated tablets now known to the world as Dianabol..they have yet to capture the power of his roundhouse kick as the testers have always died.

    ^Note: this is completely original; it's the best I could do for now. =P

  10. Quote Originally Posted by kevinhy View Post
    Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
    Oh this is good

  11. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

  12. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet
    Shredding (3/19/13): OxyElite Pro (Original Formula) + Compound 20

  13. Chuck norris makes onions cry

    When chuck makes smashed potatoes he makes the potatoes bleed

    Chuck kicked a shark in the face and as a result the Hammer head shark

    Chuck counted to infinity twice

    Chuck Norris once touched MC Hammer
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  14. Chuck Norris is such a badass that when he watched Two Girls One Cup he was eating chocolate pudding the whole time
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  15. Quote Originally Posted by Young Gotti View Post
    Chuck Norris is such a badass that when he watched Two Girls One Cup he eating chocolate pudding the whole time
    Win

  16. The laws of physics obey Chuck Norris.

  17. Nice and good original too. This is a great contest and everyone is having a blast. I love it. Keep em coming guys I have my eye on a few of them. Some made me actually made me laugh.

    Remember though some of you are posting way more than 2 a day. Hard for us to know which ones are your submissions and which ones are just you having fun.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html

  18. My GF and I are laughing are asses off at these, awesome submissions .
    If my direct and cynical approach bothers you, just ignore it. I'm just saying what you need to hear ;).

  19. My Official two are:

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  20. when life hands Chuck Norris Lemons he makes Orange Juice
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  21. Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger are in heaven and they're trying to decide who sits next to God. Vin Diesel said I should be the one because I'm the most fit, Arnold said he should since he is the Governor of California, Then Chuck Norris turned to God and said God get out of my chair!
    Mind and Muscle Rep, mindandmuscle.com
    Selling APS, LG, Liquid Labs, Iforce, ALRI, and HI Tech products
    use code: bktee at checkout for a free t-shirt

  22. Here are some good ones:

    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

  23. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

  24. Quote Originally Posted by kevinhy View Post
    Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
    Disgusting but hilarious none the less!
    If my direct and cynical approach bothers you, just ignore it. I'm just saying what you need to hear ;).

  25. People often wonder what's underneath chuck Norris's beard- another fist, pow!

    Some people can piss their name in snow, chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete.

  26. Chuck Norris is so bad...even muscletech products work for him

  27. Quote Originally Posted by joedf View Post
    Chuck Norris is so bad...even muscletech products work for him
    but i thought muscletech used tiny bits of Chuck Norris' skin in all their products
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  28. Quote Originally Posted by rochabp View Post
    but i thought muscletech used tiny bits of Chuck Norris' skin in all their products
    If that were the case Muscletech would be a trillion dollar company

  29. Quote Originally Posted by BrYmAsTeR17 View Post
    If that were the case Muscletech would be a trillion dollar company
    what are you trying to say?.. that muscletech doesnt work?
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  30. Quote Originally Posted by rochabp View Post
    what are you trying to say?.. that muscletech doesnt work?
    I never said such thing!
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