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  1. Good ole Chazz Norris!! HAHA

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    Great ones in here already! Loving it. Reps keep a tally of your favorites we are all picking the winners together.

    I should have mentioned in the earlier posts that we do want you to log the products you win. I will put it up there now. My apologogies.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html
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  3. If you laid all the ninjas Chuck Norris has killed end to end, Chuck himself will kill you for doing such a pointless and impossible task.

  4. Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.

  5. ps i already won the sexay time stack to log, so i'm just playing for funsies!
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by capnsavem View Post
    Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.

  7. Chuck Norris Slammed a rotating door
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  8. chuck norris can lick my ballz. Only because he's chuck norris.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by jbryand101b View Post
    chuck norris can lick my ballz. Only because he's chuck norris.
    WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  10. HAHA that was unexpected I liked it. LOL Some very funny ones in here alreay keep em coming guys. By the way those who are entering if you posted more than 2 a day go back and edit the ones you want to use as you 2 entries saying they are your choice.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html

  11. Let's get some CN jokes runnin' up in here!

    I'll start: When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

  12. Chuck Norris is so bad he made the devil sell him his soul.
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  13. Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

  14. Scientists have managed to concentrate the power of Chuck Norris' punches into concentrated tablets now known to the world as Dianabol..they have yet to capture the power of his roundhouse kick as the testers have always died.

    ^Note: this is completely original; it's the best I could do for now. =P

  15. Quote Originally Posted by kevinhy View Post
    Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
    Oh this is good

  16. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

  17. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet
    Shredding (3/19/13): OxyElite Pro (Original Formula) + Compound 20

  18. Chuck norris makes onions cry

    When chuck makes smashed potatoes he makes the potatoes bleed

    Chuck kicked a shark in the face and as a result the Hammer head shark

    Chuck counted to infinity twice

    Chuck Norris once touched MC Hammer
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  19. Chuck Norris is such a badass that when he watched Two Girls One Cup he was eating chocolate pudding the whole time

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Young Gotti View Post
    Chuck Norris is such a badass that when he watched Two Girls One Cup he eating chocolate pudding the whole time
    Win

  21. The laws of physics obey Chuck Norris.

  22. Nice and good original too. This is a great contest and everyone is having a blast. I love it. Keep em coming guys I have my eye on a few of them. Some made me actually made me laugh.

    Remember though some of you are posting way more than 2 a day. Hard for us to know which ones are your submissions and which ones are just you having fun.
    Live Hard, Laugh Hard, Love Hard and Heal Fast! - KLEEN
    Current Training Log -
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/276206-kleen-strong-body.html

  23. My GF and I are laughing are asses off at these, awesome submissions .
    If my direct and cynical approach bothers you, just ignore it. I'm just saying what you need to hear ;).

  24. My Official two are:

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  25. when life hands Chuck Norris Lemons he makes Orange Juice
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.
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