Your favorite or famous quote

[Wetdawg]

Madam' I may be drunk, but you still...look like a hag...to me.
Winston Churchill - To an accusation of drinking in Parlaiment-1949.

 

[keeper]

...reminds me...

"I may be drunk, but you're ugly. I'll sober up, but you'll always be ugly."
(don't know who said it)

 

[kae171]

Madam' I may be drunk, but you still...look like a hag...to me.
Winston Churchill - To an accusation of drinking in Parlaiment-1949.

Haha you should of quoted the whole convo, it really makes it! Either way, great quote.

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the saaame age. "

 

[mytime09]

its not the size of the dog in the fight..its the size of the fight in the dog

i know in a bodybuilding site thats probably looked at kinda like ehh for some of you bigger guys but you know its true! haha

 

[keeper]

Now here's one from the redneck genre in reference to one who is not so sharp...

"All his puppies don't bark."

(Cracks me up.)

 

[slacker86]

Ok this isnt that famous (i dont think) but this is my favorite quote i have ever read and it is somewhere here on the forums (i hope i get it right and dont demolish it too badly).

"Superdrol is for people afraid of sides. Anadrol is for people afraid of losing."

-Ok please dont flame me this is not my personal opinion but i def enjoyed reading it.

 

[Wetdawg]

My all time favorite: I'll pull out, I promise!

 

[AE14]

My all time favorite: I'll pull out, I promise!

this had me laughing



also, a personal favorite of mine

"Life is an occassion, rise up to it"

 

[Bionic]

My all time favorite: I'll pull out, I promise!

"Let's play a little game called 'Just The Tip.'"

 

[TexasTitan]

You aint **** but neither is anyone else.

and

Cowboys dont ****ing ride ponies.

 

[slacker86]

my couch pulls out...but i dont

 

[Random181]

LOL some serious ones
"I have become death, the destroyer of worlds" -Oppemheimer
"Old men may start wars but it is the young who must fight and die" - Unkown
"Do not look back back with regret, instead march forward with glory and triumph" - Unkown, but its a dam good life quote

 

[dynomite]

I thought that this quote was relevant considering the times that we are in.

"I believe that Banking institutions are more are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies."
-Thomas Jefferson