yo"momma jokes!

[bslick69b]

does anyone has any good yo"momma jokes.just for laughs.

 

[bslick69b]

yo mommas so fat.when she got on the scale,the scale said one person at a time please!

 

[Fastone]

Yo momma's so fat she wore a Malcom X tee shirt and a helicopter landed on her.



Yo momma's teeth are so yellow she can butter pancakes as she eats them.

:bruce3:

 

[TripDog]

Your mama's like a door knob.....everyone gets a turn. :lol:

 

[mDeezy]

yo family's so poor i came to your house and rang the doorbell and your mom stuck her head out the window and said "ding dong"

 

[Fastone]

Yo momma's so ugly the doctor slapped her when you were born.

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water

yo momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu

:bruce3:

 

[bslick69b]

yo mommas so poor,she went to mcdonalds to put a bigmac on layaway!

 

[bslick69b]

yo mommas teeth is so yellow,i cant beleive its not butter!

 

[bslick69b]

yo mommas so ugly,she went to the haunted house,and they offered her a job!

 

[suncloud]

yo mama so fat, when the bus hit her she said "who threw that rock".

 

[pushin40]

your mommas so fat she uses sheep for tampons

 

[Omen]

Yo moma is so fat, she has her own zip code!

Yo moma is so fat, she uses her VCR as a beeper!

Yo moma is so stupid, she stuck the phone up her ass and though she was makin a booty call!

Yo moma is so stupid, when I invited her to the super bowl, she brought a spoon!

Yo moma's arm pits are so hairy, it looks like she got 2 gorillas in a head lock!

Yo moma so stupid, when she looked at the sign for directions the sign said "Disney Land left", she turned around and went back home!

Yo moma is so dumb, when I told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl!

 

[mDeezy]

yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

yo momma's so dumb she though a quarterback was a refund.

yo momma's so poor when i saw her kickin' a can down the street and asked her what she was doing, she said "moving."

 

[bslick69b]

yo mommas so fat,when she walks backwards she goes,beep,beep,beep,beep!!

 

[Fastone]

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to study for a pap test

:bruce3:

 

[whiskers]

When you've been making crude comments and someone asks you "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

Respond: I kiss YOUR mother with it

 

[plenny]

yo momma's vagina so dirty..she has to masturbate with work gloves.

 

[Bionic]

Yo momma's so black, when she wears orange lipstick she looks like a cheeseburger.

Yo momma's so fat, her shadow has stretch marks!

Yo momma's mouth is like a snicker's bar...packed full o'nuts!

Yo momma got fired from her job at the sperm bank for drinking on the job!

Yo momma's so dumb, she walked past a YMCA and thought they misspelled Macy's!

 

[Inarius]

your momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out

 

[PHWSSJ]

your mommas so fat she uses sheep for tampons

oohh daaaaaammm!

 

[PHWSSJ]

jo mammas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!

jo mammas so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway

 

[plenny]

jo mammas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!

jo mammas so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway

yeah!! Holla!!

 

[plenny]

yo check it out....

yo momma's so stupid she went to Popey's and ordered "spinach.