WilteredFire
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"That Awkward Moment When..." Jokes and one liners are not quite as well known so I thought id start this thread and see if anybodys interested in contributing some of these to get the ball rolling and see what witty stuff we can come up with...
1) That awkward moment when the GPS tells a gay person to go Straight...
2) That awkward moment when you fart during a moment of silence...
3) That awkward moment when you go to shake someones hand and you miss...
4) That awkward moment when you realise farts don't have lumps in them...
5) That awkward moment when you realise you didn't just do a silent but deadly, but a loud and lethal...
6) That awkward moment When you find out the kids not yours at his bday party...
7) That awkward moment when an ugly girl asks you if she's ugly...
8) That awkward moment when you make a joke, and you're the only one that laughs....
9) That awkward moment when you do a speech and your voice cracks...
10) That awkward moment when you go to lean on a fence, and it breaks...
11) That awkward moment when you pay for something at a store, that you came there with..
12) That awkward moment when vacationing with in-laws and you crawl into the wrong bed drunk! (Guy I work with has a buddy that really did this!!)
13) That awkward moment when your wife catches you checking out the hot girl with her thong showing...
14) That awkward moment when the preacher forgets to zip his pants...
15) That awkward moment when you go up to your girl in public and grab her butt but....it's not your girl but someone you never met before!
16) That awkward moment when you drop the soap and the guy with the lower back tattoo is in the shower...
17) That awkward moment when you a congratulate the fat lady for being pregnant...
1) That awkward moment when the GPS tells a gay person to go Straight...
2) That awkward moment when you fart during a moment of silence...
3) That awkward moment when you go to shake someones hand and you miss...
4) That awkward moment when you realise farts don't have lumps in them...
5) That awkward moment when you realise you didn't just do a silent but deadly, but a loud and lethal...
6) That awkward moment When you find out the kids not yours at his bday party...
7) That awkward moment when an ugly girl asks you if she's ugly...
8) That awkward moment when you make a joke, and you're the only one that laughs....
9) That awkward moment when you do a speech and your voice cracks...
10) That awkward moment when you go to lean on a fence, and it breaks...
11) That awkward moment when you pay for something at a store, that you came there with..
12) That awkward moment when vacationing with in-laws and you crawl into the wrong bed drunk! (Guy I work with has a buddy that really did this!!)
13) That awkward moment when your wife catches you checking out the hot girl with her thong showing...
14) That awkward moment when the preacher forgets to zip his pants...
15) That awkward moment when you go up to your girl in public and grab her butt but....it's not your girl but someone you never met before!
16) That awkward moment when you drop the soap and the guy with the lower back tattoo is in the shower...
17) That awkward moment when you a congratulate the fat lady for being pregnant...
