USPlabs Patent Pending Anabolic "MY NAME ISSS..." HUGE Contest!!

[Cary K]

Congrats guys!!
So is this thread going to continue?

 

[borobulker]

Congrats guys!!
So is this thread going to continue?

YES! I think it's worthy of a round 2...

ROUND 2 - the headline...

What HEADLINE would you promote "Patented Anabolic" with? This can be as much as one word, or 1-2 sentances. But we NEED that POWERFUL statement to drive it home.

POST UP for a cchance to win, and yes - you may enter more than once as long as the ideas are original!

3 more random winners selected Monday!!! Good luck!

 

[AaronJP1]

YES! I think it's worthy of a round 2...

ROUND 2 - the headline...

What HEADLINE would you promote "Patented Anabolic" with? This can be as much as one word, or 1-2 sentances. But we NEED that POWERFUL statement to drive it home.

POST UP for a cchance to win, and yes - you may enter more than once as long as the ideas are original!

3 more random winners selected Monday!!! Good luck!

P.A.: The Bodies Personal Assistant.

 

[niners4reggie]

What is the name going to be?

 

[AaronJP1]

YES! I think it's worthy of a round 2...

ROUND 2 - the headline...

What HEADLINE would you promote "Patented Anabolic" with? This can be as much as one word, or 1-2 sentances. But we NEED that POWERFUL statement to drive it home.

POST UP for a cchance to win, and yes - you may enter more than once as long as the ideas are original!

3 more random winners selected Monday!!! Good luck!

P.A.: The Bodies Personal Assistant.
Maximizing Fat Loss & Muscle Gain since '12.

 

[T-Bone]

Patented anabolic - A license to build muscle.

 

[niners4reggie]

Busting through plateaus and PRs... Patented Anabolic taking you where you want to go!!

 

[hmmoreno]

Patented Anabolic: Wreck The Lifts

Patented Anabolic: Wreck The Rack

Patented Anabolic: Shape Shifting You To Greatness

Patented Anabolic: The Shapeshifter

 

[Distilled Water]

Patented Anabolid: bc who doesn't want off season legs like these....

With vascularity like this.....

 

[KingLeonidas9]

YES! I think it's worthy of a round 2...

ROUND 2 - the headline...

What HEADLINE would you promote "Patented Anabolic" with? This can be as much as one word, or 1-2 sentances. But we NEED that POWERFUL statement to drive it home.

POST UP for a cchance to win, and yes - you may enter more than once as long as the ideas are original!

3 more random winners selected Monday!!! Good luck!

Awesome! I won the first round so I won't enter this time. I'll just put on entry.

Patent Anabolic destroying all barriers, plateaus and unleashing the Alpha in you.

 

[borobulker]

I have a feeling this is going to get wild... haha

 

[niners4reggie]

You want to gain some serious strength and size? Be the envy of everyone in the gym? Patent Anabolic..... be the boss!!!

 

[dkgreene88]

YES! I think it's worthy of a round 2...

ROUND 2 - the headline...

What HEADLINE would you promote "Patented Anabolic" with? This can be as much as one word, or 1-2 sentances. But we NEED that POWERFUL statement to drive it home.

POST UP for a cchance to win, and yes - you may enter more than once as long as the ideas are original!

3 more random winners selected Monday!!! Good luck!

Do work guys. I'm not going to enter this time! Good luck

 

[hmmoreno]

Patent Anabolic Size Does Matter

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

"Let the gains begin!"

 

[Randoja]

"Making muscle happen."

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

"You'll never want again......"

 

[BPjohn123]

"You'll never want again......"

Winner!

 

[MidwestBeast]

Extra! Extra! USP Labs Releases Patented Anabolic, Retail Stores Everywhere Discontinuing Shirt Sizes S-L!

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Extra! Extra! USP Labs Releases Patented Anabolic, Retail Stores Everywhere Discontinuing Shirt Sizes S-L!

People still wear those?

 

[AaronJP1]

People still wear those?

What condoms?

 

[MidwestBeast]

"You'll never want again......"

Jonas's attorney will be speaking with you, shortly.

 

[AaronJP1]

Oh wait, no wait.

Shirts.

 

[MidwestBeast]

People still wear those?

The product hasn't been retail released yet....so yes.

lol

 

[jimbuick]

Jonas's attorney will be speaking with you, shortly.

He's still tied up with a previous copyright suit

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

"Patented MANabolic?"
Anyone.....?

 

[BPjohn123]

"Patented MANabolic?"
Anyone.....?

(= ...

 

[T-Bone]

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[T-Bone]

Ehh...It worked somewhat. Took some time going through all that. I clipped that today.

 

[thebigt]

patented anabolic...SO GOOD WE HAD TO PATENT IT!!!

 

[TheSaiyan]

Patented Anabolic...gain so good, make you wanna slap yo mama

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Instead of house of pain....you could say "Welcome to the house of GAIN."
Lol

 

[AaronJP1]

Patented Anabolic = All kindz of gainz!

If you eat once a day and do bicep curls as your work out then this product isn't for you.

 

[hmmoreno]

Patented Anabolic = Mass Constructor

 

[TheSaiyan]

"It'll raise your test while you do the rest"

lol

 

[thebigt]

unique and original patented formula.

 

[KingLeonidas9]

Patented Anabolic.. PUCK your bad genetics.

 

[punjabimunde]

Patented Anabolic : Father of all Anabolics

 

[MidwestBeast]

Patented Anabolic: Suck it, ThermoLife!

Too strong? lol

 

[jimbuick]

Patented Anabolic: Suck it, ThermoLife!

Too strong? lol

Winner.

 

[T-Bone]

Patented Anabolic- Redefine your Genetic Potential.

 

[T-Bone]

Or,

Patented Anabolic- Genetics Redefined.

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Patented Anabolic- It's good shít!!!

 

[thebigt]

TIRED OF CHEAP IMITATIONS...SO ARE WE-THATS WHY WE PATENTED IT!!!

 

[niners4reggie]

Patent anabolic it's Brofessional strength!

 

[niners4reggie]

Chuck Norris ain't got nothing on this

 

[MonteRXS]

Patented Anabolic - "Growing Made Easy"

Patented Anabolic - "The Hardgainers Best Friend"

Patented Anabolic - "The Monster Maker"

Patented Anabolic - "D-bol whaaaat???"

 

[dkgreene88]

Real gains, real fast

 

[breezy11]

I don't want these to count as entries, but here's what I was thinking:

"Progress Redefined"
"Redefining Progress"

 

[The Solution]

Patented Anabolic - The Lean-Gaining Agent
Patented Anabolic - Agent Lean-Gains
Patented Anabolic - USP's Labs Trademark for Growth
Patented Anabolic - Exceeding expectations