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Vince Shlomi of Slap Chop/ShamWow fame (Who's 44?) was apparently arrested last month for punching a hooker after she bit his tongue. The incident went down in Miami and ultimately ended in charges dropped for both parties. Both were ****-faced if you hadn't guessed already. The Smoking Gun reports:
According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported.
 
SilentBob187

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BUMP! This is just too funny to let go!


"You're gonna love my nuts."
 
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I read that sht today also. Hahahaha



"your gonna love my nuts"

Shlomi is a shmuck
 
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AHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!! What a douch bag!
 
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that dude is cool. he would be a good wingman for hitting the bars and looking for some ladies.
 

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