I can't help you out with your questions as I'm new to the ph game, haven't even run my first cycle yet. But you can find a lot of info on these boards. I've been researching for the last 2 months or so and I'm still about a month away from starting my first cycle. One thing that really helped me is read the logs of people who have run the products you're planning on using. They always lay out their dosages and length of cycles. Just make sure you read the whole log as they usually state if they needed to change their dosages and for what reasons during their cycle. There are also a lot of experienced members who critique their cycles and give advice throughout the logs. I've learned a lot just by reading multiple logs of what I want to run.
I agree here as well. I'm guessing the reason some of these dudes don't hand feed is because this isn't some OTC supp it's your endocrine system and health were talking about. (I still think there are nicer ways of approaching this).
Anyway, sorry to hear about your reading disorder bud that sucks and can be embarrassing to admit.
The main part that concerns me amongst others, is the " ill be working out once I start" this is a huge red flag bud.
When someone asks for stats they want to help but want to know if your ready based on experience.
The reason 8 weeks is a red flag is because long esters don't generally kick in till week three or four (especially with the Underground stuff). A long ester should be run 10-16 weeks depending .
Seriously I know you have a tough time reading but I can search google for 2 mins and come up with a ton of info. Take your time. Gather all of it then come back here and read through logs and see what they run how they react etc etc ect.
There is NO hurry in running a cycle. Read ask read ask. If not you'll end putting on some weight and losing it when ur done (best case scenario) or seriously ****ing yourself up. I see it all the time on here, guys do huge cycle look okay while on then you see a pic before their next run and they look worse than before the last one started. No point in that. Small sustainable gains are worthwhile and is what you should strive for.
Ask yourself "if I run this and this happens, what should I do or have on hand to combat ".
Questions like that.
Also if you don't know how your body responds to proper nutrition and training(cutting, maintaining , bulking) without hormones, you are not ready and will waste a cycle.
Learn learn learn.
I'm not trying to be a dick just trying to help. There are a lot of knowledgable guys on here who will help just put the time in bud
Good luck