My favorite Chinese restaurant

[ArnoldIsMyIdol]

Suc Mi Pagoda
Cantonese Cuisine
6969 Fellation Blvd
Escondilo, CA 12698
281-6969

That's "Two are one - Sixty-Nine, Sixty-nine"

Porking in the Rear
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A la carte Dinner Combinations
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$2.69 each Includes egg Roll &
Fortune Nookie

Cum Drop Soup 1. Goo In Hand.......$9.69
Fresh every 2.7 days For Those Dining Alone

Pee Yu Platter 2. Goo Wee Chick.....$6.99
Clothes Pins Extra Sloppy Seconds - No Extra Charges

Hoo Flung Poo 3. Cum Tu Soon.......$6.99
Napkins & Raincoats Provided Oder Early - These Go Fast

Suc Sum Tit 4. Suc Mi Wang.......$6.99
Childrens Special Traditional Chinese Meatloaf

Yung Poon Tang 5. Sum Dum Chick.....$4.99
No Take Out Orders Accepted You Get What You Pay For

Luncheon Specials 6. Fuc Mei Slo.......$6.69
----------------- No Available After 10 p.m.

Sum Yung Chick......$6.99 7. Lik Mi Clit.......$6.99
Different & Delicious A Delicious Lick Smacking Oriental Delicateson

Won Hung Lo.........$6.99 8. Cho Kon It........$9.99
Chinese Meatball Not For The Light Throated

Sum Dum Fue.........$9.69 9. Fuc Sum Now.......$6.99
Same As #1 But For Those In a Hurry
With Extra Sauce

Chu Sum Twat.......$16.99 10. Wait Tu Yung......$4.99
Dinner For Parties Not Available On School Nights
of 3 or More

Suc Mi Pork.........$9.69 11. Tung Sum Chick....$8.99
Chef's Special A Taste Bud Tingler

Fuc Yu Man..........$6.69 12. Sum Gulp Cum......$9.69
Specialty Of The House Low-Cal Diet Special


FOR VERY BEST TUNG CHOW YOU CUM SUC MI PAGODA
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[Gumbo]

I see no mention of the quality of their Mai Tai's.

Gumbo

 

[Skyblue]

I honestly prefer panda express.

 

[stxnas]

I'm home alone, already worked out today, and really bored...

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