Masturbation

[MuscleGuyinNY]

yea the scent from your sweat is a natural pheromone,thats why they say hug your gal b4 u hop in the shower, due to the scent of your sweat which naturally gets her going.

Well, my girl gets turned off by watching me work out and all, and that does somewhat answer my question (so, thank you), but I was also wondering why I'm also horny as hell after I get done lifting in the gym, or am I the only one?

 

[SilentBob187]

Again, research proves, in a consistant manner, that the level of serum testosterone is higher after a bout of demanding resistance training. That increase being affected by the amount of muscle mass stimulated, the training load and the level of intensity.

From Google http://www.trulyhuge.com/weighttrainingandtestosterone.htm

 

[neoborn]

Well, my girl gets turned off by watching me work out and all, and that does somewhat answer my question (so, thank you), but I was also wondering why I'm also horny as hell after I get done lifting in the gym, or am I the only one?

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I know I'm definitely feeling sexier after working out and staring at myself in the mirrors for an hour!

 

[Brian5225]

Lemme take it a step further, after a cycle of AAS where the testes have been suppressed, does masturbation in any way shape or form help to increase the amount of testosterone produced? Not speaking as to replace PCT with masturbation (though it would be a little more exciting!) just wondering if it could help to increase test. Or, would it decrease it?

 

[MuscleGuyinNY]

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I know I'm definitely feeling sexier after working out and staring at myself in the mirrors for an hour!

I noticed a typo in my post. I accidently said that my girl gets turned 'off' by watching me workout. She actually gets turned on. But, anyways, I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one. I don't know if it's because my adrenaline, testosterone, or what, but I love it. My girl does, too.

The guy in that pic is pretty f-ucking jacked. He obviously shops at Big & Tall.

 

[thesinner]

Masturbating once a day will cause bad symmetry. Best make it twice

 

[SilentBob187]

Masturbating once a day will cause bad symmetry. Best make it twice

Switch hitting for symmetry! Also helps out if it's curved to one side...so I hear...

 

[MuscleGuyinNY]

Is anyone able to answer my question? lol

 

[thesinner]

Masturbation is a very good workout, lol. I've noticed that I'm always horny as a beast whenever I get home from the gym. I don't know why, but I usually take it out on my girl. She loves me coming home to her when I'm done working out. Could this be because of adrenaline and testosterone, or is there some other chemical or explanation involved? Anyone?

Well you see, I'm horny when I come home from the gym to, but I'm also horny as hell when I'm going to the gym, working out, eating lunch, thinking about Jolene Blalock, watching a movie, watching porn, reading a book, doing algebra, and taking a bath.

 

[aztec127]

Well you see, I'm horny when I come home from the gym to, but I'm also horny as hell when I'm going to the gym, working out, eating lunch, thinking about Jolene Blalock, watching a movie, watching porn, reading a book, doing algebra, and taking a bath.

haha i totally feel you on that one, those algebraic functions get my motors running like none other

 

[thesinner]

haha i totally feel you on that one, those algebraic functions get my motors running like none other

There's sexy and then there's transitive property sexy.

 

[MuscleGuyinNY]

Well you see, I'm horny when I come home from the gym to, but I'm also horny as hell when I'm going to the gym, working out, eating lunch, thinking about Jolene Blalock, watching a movie, watching porn, reading a book, doing algebra, and taking a bath.

I'm constantly horny as well, but I feel like I'm gonna wreak havoc like a monster when I get home from the gym. Is it because of testosterone, perhaps? Must be, because of the aggressive alpha-male feeling.

 

[thesinner]

Perhaps the endorphin's released during a strenuous workout, they sometimes have a narcotic effect. Sometimes people refer to it as "runner's high", but in my opinion (and experience) lifting heavy weights has the same (and oftentimes an even more potent) effect.

 

[ich1ban]

after all that math i feel the need to release some ****ing stress so i do agree

 

[thesinner]

This brings a whole new meaning to the term "Long Division"

 

[maynehood171]

Hahaha nice thread...informative and humorous

 

[SamBoz19]

Lmao!!!

This brings a whole new meaning to the term "Long Division"

Good one..... How in the hell math enters into a masturbation thread is beyond me, but nevertheless its funny sh*t. When you say "Long Division" does that mean you do everything by hand? (sarcasm...).

 

[ich1ban]

Sometimes rulers are needed, people always mistake actual length Also i notice guys like to use the "imaginary number", i, next to real numbers.

 

[SilentBob187]

This engineer told us one day that the most important thing is to keep your slide rule well lubricated. Words to live by if you ask me. Slick Pleasures FTW!

 

[MTNMEDIC]

Here's something to ponder,..
1 Tablespoon of ejaculate loss is equal to the nutrient loss of
8oz of Beefsteak
4 Oranges
and 2 Limes

 

[Brian5225]

Eh???

 

[ich1ban]

Here's something to ponder,..
1 Tablespoon of ejaculate loss is equal to the nutrient loss of
8oz of Beefsteak
4 Oranges
and 2 Limes

I have something nasty to say about that but i wont say it. it involves a girl then cooking/doing more groceries

 

[aztec127]

Here's something to ponder,..
1 Tablespoon of ejaculate loss is equal to the nutrient loss of
8oz of Beefsteak
4 Oranges
and 2 Limes

No way, i read somewhere u lose mainly iron, a small spect of protein, and like 90% of the shot is water. is this guy right??

 

[MuscleGuyinNY]

Male ejaculate contains; aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc. There's an ingredient profile for the ladies. :thumbsup: Or, men, whichever you prefer.

I must now add that I never f-ucking knew that semen contained creatine. Holy sh!t. :think:

As for the beef steak, limes, and oranges; That all sounds delicious, but don't bring food into an ejaculate and masturbation thread. Could it be possible that you're referring to, so much not the amount of loss nutrition, but the acidic environment in which the semen are contained? I realize that a woman's vaginal canal is more acidic than male ejaculate, but I'm just asking what you meant.

With that all said, I've done a self-gratifying workout and feel unstoppable.

Some of the myths, and medical and scientific facts behind masturbation and male ejaculate are just mind boggling. :blink:

Since we're on the subject of male ejaculate, then we might as well bring female ejaculate into the picture as well. Some of us love it, some of us hate it. Some guys are pussies and think it's pee. Chime in, fellas. :lol:

To ich1ban; Say it. You wouldn't have said that unless you truly wanted to share it with us. Now, dude.

 

[gotripped]

I am a 17 yr old with only bodybuilding and girls on my mind and i whack off more than i do cardio... 4-6x a week! lol

I'm 27 and I whack off/do my wife 12 times a day. My testosterone is also 100x that of yours.

And it's all artificial! ;-)

 

[gotripped]

Perhaps the endorphin's released during a strenuous workout, they sometimes have a narcotic effect. Sometimes people refer to it as "runner's high", but in my opinion (and experience) lifting heavy weights has the same (and oftentimes an even more potent) effect.

run a superdrol cycle, workout and eat a bowl of oatmeal with honey afterwards. You'll feel just the same trust me.

 

[MuscleGuyinNY]

I'm 27 and I whack off/do my wife 12 times a day. My testosterone is also 100x that of yours.

And it's all artificial! ;-)

I'm only 20 (will be 21 in August) and my testosterone is really ridiculous. My girlfriend and I are also very active. It's sometimes overwhelming, but we both love it. I can picture myself being in my 60s and still going crazy in the sack.

 

[John Smeton]

Im interested in whats the ingredients are infemale ejaculate.anyone know? and I mean squirting not no cum running out of her puss, strait hardcore squirting..

 

[ich1ban]

lets ask some the girls here then ^^

 

[John Smeton]

If there are male studies whats my sperm , isnt it logical there are female studies what in ejaculate? Im sure its somewhere on the net. I havnt found it yet

 

[MuscleGuyinNY]

Im interested in whats the ingredients are infemale ejaculate.anyone know? and I mean squirting not no cum running out of her puss, strait hardcore squirting..

First, let me mention that I have experienced this first-hand and I fcuking love it!

Squirting is usually caused by stimulation of the G-Spot, resulting in the spongy tissue filling up with fluids. For most women, it may make them feel as though they need to urinate. When the female orgasms, the muscle contractions are so strong that they cause for her to lose control, during which the musle contractions eject the build-up of fluids, resulting in a very intense, yet pleasurable, orgasm.

The four main ingredients [of female ejaculate] are glucose, prostatic acid phosphatase (an enzyme which is characteristic of the prostatic component of semen), urea, and creatinine. The last two ingredients are commonly found in urine, but are in lower levels than in urine. So there is some urine in the ejaculate. Some studies conclude that in some women the ejaculate is more like urine, and in other women it more like a prostate fluid.

 

[Highlanda01602]

Im interested in whats the ingredients are infemale ejaculate.anyone know? and I mean squirting not no cum running out of her puss, strait hardcore squirting..

Men - whey protein
Women - soy protein?

anabolicminds.com men - whey protein + Xtend BCAA's

 

[SilentBob187]

Men - whey protein
Women - soy protein?

anabolicminds.com men - whey protein + Xtend BCAA's

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

I keed ladies. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

 

[Hurleyboy05]

Props to Lil' Jon & The East Side Boyz... Aww Skeet Skeet Skeet!!

 

[MuscleGuyinNY]

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

I keed ladies. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

Will Ferrel is a fcuking genius! :toofunny:

 

[Necroticism]

speaking of genius...whats the smartest thing to ever come out of a womans mouth??

Einsteins c0ck!!!
Gilbert Gottfried is a genius.

 

[SteelEntity]

If I don't clear the pipes at least every 2nd day I will ****ing murder ppl. On the Sheezay.

What is your most sensitive body part when jerking off?

- Your ears

 

[Xodus]

What is your most sensitive body part when jerking off?

- Your ears

That right there is funny.

 

[Eject]

If I don't clear the pipes at least every 2nd day I will ****ing murder ppl. On the Sheezay.

What is your most sensitive body part when jerking off?

- Your ears

Same for me.

Dunno about the ears though lmfao.

 

[firefighter2032]

My girlfriend and I are also very active. It's sometimes overwhelming, but we both love it. I can picture myself being in my 60s and still going crazy in the sack.

There's a sure fire cure for your woman's addiction to sex that's tried and true.

WEDDING CAKE

 

[SteelEntity]

There's a sure fire cure for your woman's addiction to sex that's tried and true.

WEDDING CAKE

lol, thats word on the street

 

[maynehood171]

I love how as of RIGHT NOW...Masturbation is the hottest topic in this section!!!

 

[Hurleyboy05]

I love how as of RIGHT NOW...Masturbation is the hottest topic in this section!!!

Masturbation is ALWAYS a hot topic!!!

 

[maynehood171]

I think it is so funny...hell I love it in general but realizing it just brought a smile to my face...hahah (simply amused)

 

[eqlb]

Good thing about masturbation is that it helps with the strengthening your grip a little and its a good cardio if you can keep going for a hour or so..

 

[djl]

Good thing about masturbation is that it helps with the strengthening your grip a little and its a good cardio if you can keep going for a hour or so..

Keep it up and you'll get a muscle imbalance, then it'll be time to whip out the checkbook for PT.

And if you don't warmup first, you could potentially have RC problems, then surgery, then rehab. Just be sure to be honest with everyone as to why all of it happened.

Think of the future, and use a vibrator. If you're interested in cardio at the same time, plug your treadmill to a generator, which is attached to the vibrator. As long as you keepa running you'll keepa comming.

 

[eqlb]

Keep it up and you'll get a muscle imbalance, then it'll be time to whip out the checkbook for PT.

And if you don't warmup first, you could potentially have RC problems, then surgery, then rehab. Just be sure to be honest with everyone as to why all of it happened.

Think of the future, and use a vibrator. If you're interested in cardio at the same time, plug your treadmill to a generator, which is attached to the vibrator. As long as you keepa running you'll keepa comming.

Man that was harsh images. Some woman comes into the home workout area, hearing a strange noise. Ask husband what the verrr like noise was. The husband quickly turns bright red. Explains to the wife that he is trying his best to lose weight. Quickly comes up with a idea that almost sounds like he was talking about those strap machine that use on the arse quite some time ago for weight lose. Tells wife that he took her vibrator cause he wanted to see if it would work better . Wife leaves him the next day ... :whiner:

 

[Eject]

Masturbation is ALWAYS a hot topic!!!

qft. lmao

 

[ShakesAllDay]

What is your most sensitive body part when jerking off?

- Your ears

:icon_lol:


For some uncanny reason, I get the incredible ability to hear everything within a 100ft. radius. Seriously, I could hear a pin drop. :rofl:

And there's nothing that will kill the mood quicker than footsteps. :nono:

 

[Brolic]

What Can I Do.eat/ Drink To Have More Semen? I Wanta Shioot