i think there just happy that someone is looking at itWhy is it when a dude hits say 55/60 he thinks it's cool to just walk around with his flappy old fur covered noodle without ANY REGARD for the rest of us!
i think there just happy that someone is looking at itWhy is it when a dude hits say 55/60 he thinks it's cool to just walk around with his flappy old fur covered noodle without ANY REGARD for the rest of us!
Alright, this honestly made me laugh quite hard. Thank you for making monday a funday lol.Surely not. Yes, it's true. He was doing sit-ups in his little soccer shorts and he had a boner.
opworm: :crying: :lmao:Two stories.
My gym has a few of these machines:
A little tiny frat boy (whose nickname just happens to be "peanut", not kidding, it's on the back of every shirt he wears to the gym) was doing pull-ups in the center section of the machine. When he dropped down with he was done, he immediately collapsed and said, "O my god, I just broke my ankle". THEN.HE.CRIED. That's right, the 8 inch drop to his feet was enough to break his anlkes. O and he cried.
My other story involves some Korean exhange kid. I only know this because he got lectured by the Trainers for running "laps" through all of the equipment, when a track goes all the way around the perimeter of the gym. They basically had to tackle him because they would step in front of him and say, "stop" and he would just dodge around them and keep zig-zagging and making figure eights through everything. On this particular pass a trainer jumped out and bear hugged and lectured him on using the running track. The kid then explained that he was a Korean exchange student (I guess that means Koreans have no deductive reasoning skills?) so he wasn't aware.
That was all a backstory to this:
The exchange student was doing sit-ups on a decine bench and I had to double take as I walked by. Surely not. Yes, it's true. He was doing sit-ups in his little soccer shorts and he had a boner. I couldn't believe it. Not trying to hide it, not trying leave, just continually doing sit-ups while aroused. He must be North Korean.
Why is it when a dude hits say 55/60 he thinks it's cool to just walk around with his flappy old fur covered noodle without ANY REGARD for the rest of us!
I just don't need to see the noodle while you are shaving, seriously WTF?
The north korean part killed me lol.The exchange student was doing sit-ups on a decine bench and I had to double take as I walked by. Surely not. Yes, it's true. He was doing sit-ups in his little soccer shorts and he had a boner. I couldn't believe it. Not trying to hide it, not trying leave, just continually doing sit-ups while aroused. He must be North Korean.
You should have gave her a huge Rick Flair "WWWOOOOOOHHH!!!" right in her face when you finished the last set!Then she said, "I am a trainer here and we are taking these racks." Then my rage came over me and I said, "You aren't my trainer and I will be done momentarily". Then my headphones went on and I was done with 5 sets before the the little ladies next to Me were done with 3. Does anyone ever run into "trainers" who think they are the stuff because they have an employee shirt on? I am feel like I am more knowledgeable than most of the clown trainers at my gym. I am still shocked just thinking about that situation right now.
Epic!You should have gave her a huge Rick Flair "WWWOOOOOOHHH!!!" right in her face when you finished the last set!
Thats kinda ****ed up. I'm really not a homophobe, but that would throw me off completely.So I walk into the locker room the other night and as i come around the corner I see a petite young girl with shoulder length brown hair in a pink head ban, wearing pink booty shorts, and a white and pink spandex shirt. I was totally caught off guard. I thought i was in the wrong locker room, except for all the over weight middle aged naked men everywhere. Turns out she is a guy who's gayer than AIDS. Guess we know who the dildo belongs to lol
I am also curious what would his answer be lolbe honest, did you check out her (his) ass?
Thats amazing!So this incident is exactly funny as it is more ridiculous. It happened last night. Monday for me is leg day. I have learned to love leg day. Yesterday some b**ch old female trainer (one of those who thinks she is wayyy hotter than she really is) walks over to one of the two squat racks my gym has with her middle aged female client. They probably beat me over there by 30 seconds tops. They are using the bar with 5 pound weights on each side (yes, a 55lb squat is intense...). As I walk up to the second squat rack to begin my workout with the manliest of lifts, the trainer looks over at me and says, "We actually are going to be needing both of these racks for the time being." I said, "You are going to be using both racks to do squats right now?". She obviously was disgusted I would even begin to question her and she replies, "My client will be doing squats on this rack and lying pull-ups on that one." I was shocked. She even had the little yoga matt to lay on so as that very very painful hard floor wouldn't hurt as she put the bar in the stays 2 feet off the ground and lifted her back off the ground. I was beyond mad at this point because you don't mess with me on my favorite day. I knew full well that this was one of those ladies that after every set, she would have to take five minutes of rest and go and get a drink before beginning again. I was not about to wait 30 minutes to start. So I said, "I won't be long and as I have to be somewhere later tonight I need to use this now."
Then she had that "O NO YOU DIDN'T" face:
Then she said, "I am a trainer here and we are taking these racks." Then my rage came over me and I said, "You aren't my trainer and I will be done momentarily". Then my headphones went on and I was done with 5 sets before the the little ladies next to Me were done with 3. Does anyone ever run into "trainers" who think they are the stuff because they have an employee shirt on? I am feel like I am more knowledgeable than most of the clown trainers at my gym. I am still shocked just thinking about that situation right now.
OMG steam would have been coming out of my ears.. You handled that very nicely .. I would have had to fight the urge to smack that bitch!So this incident is exactly funny as it is more ridiculous. It happened last night. Monday for me is leg day. I have learned to love leg day. Yesterday some b**ch old female trainer (one of those who thinks she is wayyy hotter than she really is) walks over to one of the two squat racks my gym has with her middle aged female client. They probably beat me over there by 30 seconds tops. They are using the bar with 5 pound weights on each side (yes, a 55lb squat is intense...). As I walk up to the second squat rack to begin my workout with the manliest of lifts, the trainer looks over at me and says, "We actually are going to be needing both of these racks for the time being." I said, "You are going to be using both racks to do squats right now?". She obviously was disgusted I would even begin to question her and she replies, "My client will be doing squats on this rack and lying pull-ups on that one." I was shocked. She even had the little yoga matt to lay on so as that very very painful hard floor wouldn't hurt as she put the bar in the stays 2 feet off the ground and lifted her back off the ground. I was beyond mad at this point because you don't mess with me on my favorite day. I knew full well that this was one of those ladies that after every set, she would have to take five minutes of rest and go and get a drink before beginning again. I was not about to wait 30 minutes to start. So I said, "I won't be long and as I have to be somewhere later tonight I need to use this now."
Then she had that "O NO YOU DIDN'T" face:
Then she said, "I am a trainer here and we are taking these racks." Then my rage came over me and I said, "You aren't my trainer and I will be done momentarily". Then my headphones went on and I was done with 5 sets before the the little ladies next to Me were done with 3. Does anyone ever run into "trainers" who think they are the stuff because they have an employee shirt on? I am feel like I am more knowledgeable than most of the clown trainers at my gym. I am still shocked just thinking about that situation right now.
No but I got "IT'S" number we're going out this weekend lolbe honest, did you check out her (his) ass?
First off, you are more knowledgeable (that's an automatic assumption) and they are clowns for the most part. I like how they mad dog me because I look "kind of" big. Also, you'd have to be a real douche of a trainer to take up two full racks for a single client, kudos for pushing back and I second that you should have Rick Flared her.Then she said, "I am a trainer here and we are taking these racks." Then my rage came over me and I said, "You aren't my trainer and I will be done momentarily". Then my headphones went on and I was done with 5 sets before the the little ladies next to Me were done with 3. Does anyone ever run into "trainers" who think they are the stuff because they have an employee shirt on? I am feel like I am more knowledgeable than most of the clown trainers at my gym. I am still shocked just thinking about that situation right now.
i cant imagine the embarassment she must have felt, semi-hot girl...loud fart...public place..oh manHaha Yesterday I was doing some lower ab excerises on a flat bench in front of the DB rack and next to me is a semi-hot, sporty girl doing tricep extensoins. Right as I'm squeezing out my last couple reps, I hear her grunt and then RRRIP a nasty, loud fart! I almost dropped a weight right on my face!! i wanted to laugh soo hard but felt bad and she just kept on training so I did the same. But... to make things even more awkward it started to stink,bad! I had to walk away and call it a day. i laughed so hard all the way home. good times
Hindsight is 20/20.I second that you should have Rick Flared her.
Haha you gotta respect her focus tho, she may have broke wind but she didn't break strideHaha Yesterday I was doing some lower ab excerises on a flat bench in front of the DB rack and next to me is a semi-hot, sporty girl doing tricep extensoins. Right as I'm squeezing out my last couple reps, I hear her grunt and then RRRIP a nasty, loud fart! I almost dropped a weight right on my face!! i wanted to laugh soo hard but felt bad and she just kept on training so I did the same. But... to make things even more awkward it started to stink,bad! I had to walk away and call it a day. i laughed so hard all the way home. good times
A Ric Flair "WHOOOOOOOOOOHH!" can only serve to make whatever situation you're in more awesome.Hindsight is 20/20.
That would have been awesome!You should have gave her a huge Rick Flair "WWWOOOOOOHHH!!!" right in her face when you finished the last set!
Unfortuantely, We have a guy here who is going to do a log of Megaplexx.Not in the gym but.... Buddy trying to push Superplexx and now Megaplexx PH on Facebook
Unfortuantely, We have a guy here who is going to do a log of Megaplexx.
EDIT: http://anabolicminds.com/forum/steroids/151145-megaplex-best-prohormone.html
Louzee' approach:So this incident is exactly funny as it is more ridiculous. It happened last night. Monday for me is leg day. I have learned to love leg day. Yesterday some b**ch old female trainer (one of those who thinks she is wayyy hotter than she really is) walks over to one of the two squat racks my gym has with her middle aged female client. They probably beat me over there by 30 seconds tops. They are using the bar with 5 pound weights on each side (yes, a 55lb squat is intense...). As I walk up to the second squat rack to begin my workout with the manliest of lifts, the trainer looks over at me and says, "We actually are going to be needing both of these racks for the time being." I said, "You are going to be using both racks to do squats right now?". She obviously was disgusted I would even begin to question her and she replies, "My client will be doing squats on this rack and lying pull-ups on that one." I was shocked. She even had the little yoga matt to lay on so as that very very painful hard floor wouldn't hurt as she put the bar in the stays 2 feet off the ground and lifted her back off the ground. I was beyond mad at this point because you don't mess with me on my favorite day. I knew full well that this was one of those ladies that after every set, she would have to take five minutes of rest and go and get a drink before beginning again. I was not about to wait 30 minutes to start. So I said, "I won't be long and as I have to be somewhere later tonight I need to use this now."
Then she had that "O NO YOU DIDN'T" face:
Then she said, "I am a trainer here and we are taking these racks." Then my rage came over me and I said, "You aren't my trainer and I will be done momentarily". Then my headphones went on and I was done with 5 sets before the the little ladies next to Me were done with 3. Does anyone ever run into "trainers" who think they are the stuff because they have an employee shirt on? I am feel like I am more knowledgeable than most of the clown trainers at my gym. I am still shocked just thinking about that situation right now.
This made my night. I will try and get a picture of the guy at my gym who looks exactly like Dwight Schrute.I am not one to take pictures of stupid crap at the gym, but this was one of the craziest outfits I have seen. They were silk shorts that were like speedos in the front and loose in the back like he sh!t himself. Add that to the fat gut and lifting a barbell 6" with his foot and you had the total package. It was hard to workout with that walking around.
Anyone remember jackass were they pretended to be an old dude with his nuts hanging out of his shorts. I was expecting that, but luckily it never happened.This made my night. I will try and get a picture of the guy at my gym who looks exactly like Dwight Schrute.
Amazing. Lifting a little dumbell wearing funny little shorts. Add to that black shoes with white tube socks. Badass. I could understand how such an old man could get dressed and not realize what the hell he just put on. But he's looking directly into a mirror.I am not one to take pictures of stupid crap at the gym, but this was one of the craziest outfits I have seen. They were silk shorts that were like speedos in the front and loose in the back like he sh!t himself. Add that to the fat gut and lifting a barbell 6" with his foot and you had the total package. It was hard to workout with that walking around.
Not in the gym but.... Buddy trying to push Superplexx and now Megaplexx PH on Facebook
There's this 80 yr old dude that "worked out" at my old gym using only one of these. He wore coke bottle glasses, umbros shorter than Lt. Dangle's shorts, and a Tank Top.
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