Free product giveaway and new rep announcement!

[sarguy]

Dam!! :blink:

i still get crap about that.

 

[johnny666x]

Congratz!

My reason: I had just bought a tub of MuscleTech's NanoVapor... I was psyched. I got to the gym after work, and jumped in the shower quick. 2 minutes into my shower my stomach started to feel "odd". Then the gurgling came...I quickly jumped out of the shower dripping wet with a towel wrapped around me as best as I could and jumped in the bathroom stall. OH MY GOD... HELL was unleashed from rectum. I have been ridiculously sick before, and the diarhhea from the illness wasn't NEARLY as bad as what I experienced from NanoVapor (smell-wise, projectile-wise, amount, etc).... It was pure death!

...After that episode, and TONS of toilet paper...I jumped back in the shower.... (gurgle, gurgle)...I thought "no way, is it even humanly possible for me to have ANYTHING else come out of me..." I was wrong....out I jumped again....and hell was unleashed yet again.... It was never ending and the smell was just an abomination. This went on 5 times before I just said forget it and went home (and clenched my buttcheeks together like fort knox so I didn't mess my pants!) .......

...needless to say, I never used it again....

 

[schizm]

Congratz!

My reason: I had just bought a tub of MuscleTech's NanoVapor... I was psyched. I got to the gym after work, and jumped in the shower quick. 2 minutes into my shower my stomach started to feel "odd". Then the gurgling came...I quickly jumped out of the shower dripping wet with a towel wrapped around me as best as I could and jumped in the bathroom stall. OH MY GOD... HELL was unleashed from rectum. I have been ridiculously sick before, and the diarhhea from the illness wasn't NEARLY as bad as what I experienced from NanoVapor (smell-wise, projectile-wise, amount, etc).... It was pure death!

...After that episode, and TONS of toilet paper...I jumped back in the shower.... (gurgle, gurgle)...I thought "no way, is it even humanly possible for me to have ANYTHING else come out of me..." I was wrong....out I jumped again....and hell was unleashed yet again.... It was never ending and the smell was just an abomination. This went on 5 times before I just said forget it and went home (and clenched my buttcheeks together like fort knox so I didn't mess my pants!) .......

...needless to say, I never used it again....

I totally just pictured the Jeff Daniels scene from Dumb & Dumber... :11:
...but I'm sure wasn't as 'funny' to experience..

 

[kingjameskjf]

Did the EXACT same thing with a sample I had of muscle prime last year...luckily I was in my bathroom/over my sink all but like 1 oz was left in my shaker cup, the rest was all over my counter/mirror...

yeah dude, I was pissed. Not did I no longer have any preworkout, but I had to clean out the entire car instead. Who the hell makes a carbonated preworkout drink that you have to mix, which most people do with shaker cups? Needless to say, I gave the rest of those samples away.

 

[Hawk]

A few years back, I was getting accused of using steroids. The accusations were true and I just wasn't addmitting it yet. Some friends/family were having a get-together and I skipped a workout prior to going over there because I knew I'd be all extra swole from the pumps.

 

[criticalbench]

I would LOVE to try FocusXT. I am looking for a nice stim to keep me going for 12 hours since I start my new job in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit in 2 weeks. I need something that will help me focus, not jittery, handling 1 pound babies is a serious job in which I love . On my current unit for night shift, I start to fade after 8 hours, but since I have to go back to day-shirt for orientation for 5 months working side by side with another nurse, I have to be at the top of my game to prove myself that I will be capable on my own. I also have to do a TON of studying, because nursing school, and adult experience does not prepare you for premature babies, everything is different so I must read a ton of books, online and in class, classes, in addition to several tests. It will be a VERY busy and intense 5 months.

Mike

 

[Clickster]

I'm soooo going to try Agmatine soon...can't wait

It is awesome. I am sure you will love Agmatine. I just don't feel right training without it now.

 

[MidwestBeast]

Congrats on the position, James!

I'll look forward to reading more funny excuses. I sadly have none lol. I pretty much never skip workouts and if I ever have, it's been because of an injury, not being able to go because of work, or just coming home and falling asleep because my body was too tired lol. But, on the bright side, I don't skip workouts, so that's cool lol

 

[T-Bone]

Awesome James. There lucky to have you.

Weirdest reason for not going to the gym, well I think last summer when I shaved my head, I forgot how sensitive I am to the sun, I went for a run. Thought nothing of it. Next morning woke up my head looked like a swollen penis it was soooooo red...LOL. I was to embarrassed to didnt leave the house for the whole weekend. Wow, that was real funny to me. I wear sunblock now!!!!

Hey I shave my head. People keep telling me I have to get a hat. I walk home from the gym 3 times a week. Its about a 3-4 mile walk.

 

[T-Bone]

Years ago when I took stimulants I had a redline sample and didn't go to the gym because I was scared my heart was going to explode. Instead I just kept pacing back and fourth and went for a walk till I calmed down. Had to take a nap later after it wore off. These days I don't take stimulants anymore. Maybe a little caffeine but thats it.

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Congrats on the new rep role KJ.

One time I had to put leg day off THREE DAYS because I got head from a drunk girl who couldn't do it without dragging her teeth and it chafed so bad I could barely walk

This happened recently lol.

 

[thebigt]

2 years ago on my way from the parking lot to the door of the gym I saw a girl in the distance in a tennis skirt. While looking at her I tripped on the curb and split my head open on the ground. She came over to help me and now ive been married for a year. It pays to look dumb sometimes congrats

THAT IS A GREAT STORY.....:cheers:


repped

 

[kingjameskjf]

Thanks guys! I'm liking the stories...and some of the PM's!

 

[mw1]

I'm soooo going to try Agmatine soon...can't wait

I'm surprised you never tried Agmatine with all the promos at LB

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Also one time a friend at work wanted me to try out his Nanovapor. I did a double scoop since I have zero faith in muscletech, and when I got to the gym, this other dude was ranting about how awesome NoXplode was, so I said screw it lemme try some of that too, took a scoop and slammed it. About 15 minutes into my workout, my heart started POUNDING and I was getting tunnel vision and more or less freaking the f#ck out thinking "is this a heart attack???"

I sat down on a bench for a good 10 minutes rocking back and forth while getting strange looks from everyone, then realized my nose was bleeding too, and kind of stumbled my way to the locker room where I jammed toilet paper in my nose, puked, grabbed my sh!t and left!

 

[kingjameskjf]

Also one time a friend at work wanted me to try out his Nanovapor. I did a double scoop since I have zero faith in muscletech, and when I got to the gym, this other dude was ranting about how awesome NoXplode was, so I said screw it lemme try some of that too, took a scoop and slammed it. About 15 minutes into my workout, my heart started POUNDING and I was getting tunnel vision and more or less freaking the f#ck out thinking "is this a heart attack???"

I sat down on a bench for a good 10 minutes rocking back and forth while getting strange looks from everyone, then realized my nose was bleeding too, and kind of stumbled my way to the locker room where I jammed toilet paper in my nose, puked, grabbed my sh!t and left!

lol! Reminds me of a time when I was pushing abs SO hard (and I was on some cycle) and I cramped up so bad that I got lightheaded and was afraid I was going to pass out, felt like my stomach imploded! I had to lay down for a good 15 minutes before it loosened up enough that I could leave. I was afraid that someone would see me and call an ambulance cause I was grimacing in pain and couldn't move! One good thing about a late night workout was that nobody was around that area when it happened.

 

[deputyjason]

Weird reason...
The gym didn't open on time because the cleaning guy that opens the gym at 0600 received a DUI the previous night. I was waiting around for 20 minutes when the most awful cramps overtook me(Body Fortress protien doesn't like me). I tried to hobble the 1 block to work, but didn't quite make it. The resulting cleanup caused me to miss my workout.

 

[Milas]

I missed my workout tomorrow morning because I stayed up all hours of the night going through my 30+ subbed threads on AM into the wee hours of the night. I spent the most time on SNS thradz...

Okay, half true...

 

[Tomahawk88]

I MIGHT miss a workout tomorrow because Im going to a bachelor party. Going to get drunk as a skunk so no real gains. But I might look good pumped so not a bad thing if Im out on the lake.

 

[kingjameskjf]

Last day to get those entries up! Winners will be selected and announced in this same thread tomorrow!

 

[swaneon]

Reason to miss workout:
Donuts aN some Pie if you get my drift---sweating and super tired lol

 

[JoHNnyNuTZ]

Donuts and pie?!?!?!?!

 

[swaneon]

lol let me reemphasize
Donuts aN Pie

 

[JoHNnyNuTZ]

LOL...Just Messin with you man

 

[Bry17]

Last day to get those entries up! Winners will be selected and announced in this same thread tomorrow!

Some of these stories seriously made me lol....... Others...

 

[sogone2day]

Congrats,

Open to canadians thats wicked we tend to get excluded a lot, I'll give this a shot and tell u mine.

So it was a saturday workout my buddy was over and we were going for a late workout at the condo I live in before heading out to a club as i had broke up with my girl earlier in the week. I'm not a big drinker so i had been trying other stims and mood to make my nights a lil interesting. Well my buddy ended up mixing me up a prework out drink he had i think it was hemorush i had never tried it before so i downed a glass. We made it to the gym and there was few cute girls running. And then it hit me i was flushed and had pumped feeling. And then had a even bigger pump while hitting the benchpress. He was laughing and asked how i was feeling. As i was sporting a wood, I had the worst sinus pressure and was flushed. I was the F ing guniea pig i guess. He had picked up some liquid viagra earlier in the week and spiked my drink with it. Needless to say i skipped the workout
Buddy just said now you better use it and get laid tonight....fyi i did not get laid and trying to fall asleep on viagra is impossible especially when i sleep on my stomach.


thanks,
sogone2day

 

[DreamWeaver]

Gongrats King.... I never skip workouts.... lol

 

[JoHNnyNuTZ]

Gongrats King.... I never skip workouts.... lol

HARDCORE!!!!onder:

 

[DreamWeaver]

HARDCORE!!!!onder:

Obsessive....

 

[kingjameskjf]

Winners for either the Focus XT or Agmatine are as follows:

-BigBlackGuy
-R1balla
-swaneon
-JoHNnyNuTZ
-Aaelael
-Hawk
-Milas
-criticalbench
-T-Bone
-FL3X MAGNUM
-Tomahawk88


Winners: To receive your product you need to do the following:

-E-mail me your name and address (as well as your user name and what forum you won on for our verification/identification purposes) at:
[email protected]
-Tell me which product you would like. Make sure to include the flavor (either Blue Raspberry or Pink Lemonade for the Focus XT) or if you want the Agmatine.
-By emailing me, you agree to post a review for the Focus XT or complete a log for the Agmatine as was specified in the original post.
-When you get your log/review up, please post the link to it in this thread!

 

[Milas]

Emailed, thanks! Gonna love the Focus!!!

 

[swaneon]

damn i'd love the focus XT but i will have to try a new thing of...AGAMATINE!

 

[schizm]

Winners for either the Focus XT or Agmatine are as follows:

-BigBlackGuy
-R1balla
-swaneon
-JoHNnyNuTZ
-Aaelael
-Hawk
-Milas
-criticalbench
-T-Bone
-FL3X MAGNUM
-Tomahawk88


Winners: To receive your product you need to do the following:

]

Whoa, lotta winners! Nice!! Huge Congrats guys! Looking forward to reading your logs/experiences! :yup:

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Awesome! Thanks KJ and SNS

 

[Hawk]

Thanks KingJames and SNS!!

 

[swaneon]

thanks!

 

[houstontexas]

Congratulations to the winners and thanks to SNS for running this promo.

 

[kingjameskjf]

It's been a full week (as of tomorrow) and I think that has been ample time for the winners to simply email me their address. I can no longer delay everybody else's products to continue waiting as I feel that's not fair to the other winners. I want you guys to get your winnings as soon as possible and am looking forward to the logs and reviews! This is the updated list of winner's that I received info for. We should be shipping the products out during the beginning portion of this week.


Focus XT review
-JoHNnyNuTZ
-FL3X MAGNUM
-Tomahawk88
-Milas


Agmatine log
-swaneon
-Hawk
-Aaelael


If I missed any of the originally stated winner's that are not listed here, make sure you send me an email ASAP at [email protected] or even a PM. Congrats again to the winner's!

 

[JoHNnyNuTZ]

Thanks again james for the opportunity!!!

 

[anabolicRyan1]

Wow totally missed this. And some funny ****. Nothings better then getting married to the chick you fell from looking at. What a catch.

I was checking out agmatine. Looking forward to some reviews.

 

[kingjameskjf]

Wow totally missed this. And some funny ****. Nothings better then getting married to the chick you fell from looking at. What a catch.

I was checking out agmatine. Looking forward to some reviews.

Then stayed tuned cause the links to the logs will be posted in here for easy finding and we got some good loggers! We have another promo going on right now as well that you can jump on.

 

[schizm]

Then stayed tuned cause the links to the logs will be posted in here for easy finding and we got some good loggers! We have another promo going on right now as well that you can jump on.

Found: Here...

http://anabolicminds.com/forum/company-promotions/176344-if-i-only.html

 

[R1balla]

sorry, i completely forgot that i entered this. usually you will get a PM if you win. my bad. i sent the email .

 

[sizematters10]

congrats kj!!! good to see you as a rep always.

 

[R1balla]

said email was invalid

 

[Tomahawk88]

said email was invalid

Remove the space.

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

FL3X needs to FOCUS: A Focus XT review

 

[Milas]

Got mine in, THANKS! I'll be starting it up when I get back in town Monday.

 

[CTDeuce]

wish I would have seen this one, have fun logging fellas!

 

[Milas]

wish I would have seen this one, have fun logging fellas!

You must be lacking Focus (XT)...