Favorite Movie Quote

[raginfcktard]

i am not checking for a repost and i to my bible buff friends i;ve made around here do not take offense...

"in the quite words of the virgin mary...cum again"? Bricktop from snatch

 

[brk_nemesis]

"Never keep anything in your life you can not walk out on in 10 seconds flat if you feel the heat coming around the corner."
-Robert De Niro in Heat (aka the best movie of all time)

 

[oblivious]

"This boat is REALLL" - I'm on a Boat

Yes I realize its not a movie.

No, I don't care. It has to be the funniest video I have seen in months/years.

Which is strange because my comedic standards are pretty high. But I cannot stop watching this ****ing thing......plz....help me....

 

[dedlifter1]

i am not checking for a repost and i to my bible buff friends i;ve made around here do not take offense...

"in the quite words of the virgin mary...cum again"? Bricktop from snatch

Snatch is the greatest. Ya like degs? Degs? Ohh dogs. Yeah i like dogs.

 

[Chub]

Brick Top: You're on thin ****ing ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, **** off.

 

[raginfcktard]

"Keep that silly fat wanker, the lads can't lift him"

"I'm sweet enough"

"your lady friend got a voice....put a leash on her turkish before she gets bitten"

all bricktop....i think i'm gonna have to watch that movie today!

 

[drivehard]

A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body.

Kevin Lomax: [quietly] Is there more to it?
Eddie Barzoon: Just this room.
Kevin Lomax: And a bedroom?
Eddie Barzoon: No bedroom.
Kevin Lomax: Where does he sleep?
Eddie Barzoon: Who said he sleeps?
Kevin Lomax: Where does he ****?
John Milton: [coming up to them] Everywhere.

John Milton: Are we negotiating?
Kevin Lomax: Always.

John Milton: There's this beautiful girl just ****ed me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just ****ed her. Little ol' me. She has this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"

 

[drivehard]

Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.


Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Johnny Tyler: I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-bitches.

Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo] Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.

Johnny Ringo: [Ringo has taken Holliday up on his offer to 'finish the game'] All right, 'lunger'. Let's do it.
Doc Holliday: Say when.

Doc Holliday: [after killing Johnny Ringo] It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.

 

[brugalou]

Madness you say...THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[drivehard]

Teddy KGB: It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.

Mike McDermott: I'll be really quick. You won't feel a thing.

Teddy KGB: Lays down a monster. The **** did you lay that down?

Teddy KGB: He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money.

Teddy KGB: "Last time I stick it in you"

 

[Matt6969]

"ill do my best",
"your best, losers always whine about their best winners go home and **** the prom queen" THE ROCK
:type:

 

[Matt6969]

" i eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast",
"you eat **** for breakfast" HAPPY GILMORE

 

[Matt6969]

"Chimp ****en little bastard"
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

 

[Matt6969]

"OK Private Miller you have been smoking item 9 for 7 min. 16 seconds how do you feel"

"Well sir i feel like a slice of butter on a big ole pile of flapjacks, ya"

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

 

[Jimmy Alto]

Do you see what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass Larry?!

Mark it zero, dude



Almost every line from The Big Lebowski

 

[nightshift]

"Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining"
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

Both from "The Outlaw Josey Wales", one of my favorite Clint Eastwood movies.

 

[Broodstar]

"Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend."-Spaceballs

 

[BurghHardcore]

[playing with his dolls]
Dark Helmet: [in Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
[In Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
[in D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
[in V. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone!
[in D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!
[V]
Dark Helmet: No! Stop!
[D.H]
Dark Helmet: Yes, yes!
[V]
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!


Dark Helmet: No, no, no. Go past this. Pass this part. In fact, never play this again.


Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?

SPACEBALLS!!! Absolutely classic

 

[Broodstar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gy-Cq75BWY

Say hello to my little friend

Dude thats epic! Thats what im talking bout!!!!!!!

 

[EVILADAMS]

Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

 

[brk_nemesis]

Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.


Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Johnny Tyler: I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-bitches.

Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo] Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.

Johnny Ringo: [Ringo has taken Holliday up on his offer to 'finish the game'] All right, 'lunger'. Let's do it.
Doc Holliday: Say when.

Doc Holliday: [after killing Johnny Ringo] It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.

Yes! Tombstone is by far is my other favorite movie.

Wyatt: " Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before i make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"

Doc: "Maybe poker just aint your game Ick,... I know! Lets have a spelling contest."

Doc:" .. Remember playing for blood"
Ringo:" Oh,.. i was just fooling about."
Doc:" ...I wasnt."

LOL epic movie.