Anabolic Halo - muscletech out did there self again

[Schism]

WAIT !!!!!! You guys just gave me an idea ! BAM !!!!!! Now even my avi is super anabolic (and cryogenically pulverized by jets and hammers, etc.) I had trouble deciding what my avatar would be but now it's prbably the coolest (not to mention the most intimidating) avatar on all of AM. Though the jack lalane juicer one is pretty damn good too!

LOl O'my god.This is just getting out of f**king hand!! lol Clearly you have the most Cryogenically pulverized Alpha AVI of ALL TIME!! Period!! lol

 

[Topfueljunkie]

STEROIDS NOTHIN!!!!!! Can you imagine how HYOOGE I'll be after mixing this with some nitrotech and dat der cell tech ?!?!?! Hmmm, mix it all up in a jack lalane juicer and that thing will probably have some sort nuclear meltdown by combining all those. I'll probably throw some kitty litter into the mix too, you know, for the added fiber.

 

[NateWA]

I want one so bad. I've heard nothing but great things about them. I also want either a NuWave infrared oven or the George Foreman grill. Haha.:food:

Yeah I love the foreman. I have the detachable grill plates so I can make waffles or grill sandwhiches or whatever. Never done it though. But I really want is an apple sauce maker haha homemade applesauce is soo good.

 

[MESSPLAY]

I just got my tub! all those ingredients were a tight squeeze...

 

[dhuge67]

This is horrible and hilarious at once.

 

[MESSPLAY]

This is horrible and hilarious at once.

I really want to see them do a write-up about it explaining the ingredients...

 

[Jet]

I really want to see them do a write-up about it explaining the ingredients...

"The Halo Encyclopedia: Only 59.95 with your purchase of Halo!"

 

[ReaperX]

This just in:


Russian studies confirm that cool advertising and funky supplement bottles create an anabolic effect.

 

[MuscleGuyinNY]

Yeah I love the foreman. I have the detachable grill plates so I can make waffles or grill sandwhiches or whatever. Never done it though. But I really want is an apple sauce maker haha homemade applesauce is soo good.

I guess the NuWave infrared oven and the George Foreman grill are similar in the way that they both drain fat and grease from foods, but the NuWave oven dramatically decreases the normal cooking time of pretty much anything. It's quite impressive. I hate having to babysit the stove/oven while cooking.

I've never heard of an apple sauce maker, but I have heard of an ice cream maker. A margarite maker, too. Haha.

 

[MuscleGuyinNY]

This just in:


Russian studies confirm that cool advertising and funky supplement bottles create an anabolic effect.

Those Russians are something else.

 

[djbombsquad]

You MUST do a log. Please !!

I will in the future. I already ordered some so me and my freind will log it when I am done with yellow from controlled labs.

 

[MuscleGuyinNY]

I will in the future. I already ordered some so me and my freind will log it when I am done with yellow from controlled labs.

You seriously bought some Halo?

 

[djbombsquad]

It is a tax write off for me in the office. I work for a Doctor and I get paid to test products out and recommend products to patients.

 

[MuscleGuyinNY]

It is a tax write off for me in the office. I work for a Doctor and I get paid to test products out and recommend products to patients.

That's awesome.

 

[NateWA]

haha even Muscle Tech? you should buy a 6 month cycle of hgh and write that off lol

 

[MuscleGuyinNY]

I'd constantly be writing off supplements.

 

[pistonpump]

i wish i could neg rep. FCUK! we should have went with the neg reps! damn.

 

[ReaperX]

I wonder if you were to do a full panel test to see if it actually contained all those ingredients and if they actually did. If not, then you can sue them like BSN and have an early Christmas.

 

[pistonpump]

im pretty sure its like 50-100 dollars or more to test just one of the ingredients. Thats why companies get away with bullsh1tting consumers cuz they know we cant test it. they can have anything in there....

 

[matthew76]

I just... wtf?... I can't... wtf?... WTF!?! Are they serious??

 

[natedogg]

I just... wtf?... I can't... wtf?... WTF!?! Are they serious??

Easy big guy. And yes they are serious...unfortunately for thousands of teenagers and newbs everywhere. lol

 

[matthew76]

I know - It's just sad, really sad. LOL!

Easy big guy. And yes they are serious...unfortunately for thousands of teenagers and newbs everywhere. lol

 

[ReaperX]

I am assuming that the term 'Halo' is probably in reference to how they encompass so many ingredients together to create an esoteric anabolic effect.

 

[Cellardude]

I just... wtf?... I can't... wtf?... WTF!?! Are they serious??

One way to tell if muscletech outdo themselves agian is when...

Matt has an emotional breakdown after reading the ingredience list. :hammer:

 

[boxmeman]

This is horrible and hilarious at once.

Couldnt have said it any better

 

[ReaperX]

I should stack X-Factor+Anabolic Halo for my 2008 recomp.

 

[boxmeman]

im pretty sure its like 50-100 dollars or more to test just one of the ingredients. Thats why companies get away with bullsh1tting consumers cuz they know we cant test it. they can have anything in there....

such a travesty!

 

[Big BAMA]

Can I stack this with Gackic, Leuckic, Cell Tech, Creakic, Anatator P-70 and Nano Vapor. for a world most expensive and useless stack?:frustrate

 

[pistonpump]

Can I stack this with Gackic, Leuckic, Cell Tech, Creakic, Anatator P-70 and Nano Vapor. for a world most expensive and useless stack?:frustrate

*when referring to Muscletech's Cell Tech one must convert the intended name into its true name: Dat Dere Cell Tech

 

[boxmeman]

Can I stack this with Gackic, Leuckic, Cell Tech, Creakic, Anatator P-70 and Nano Vapor. for a world most expensive and useless stack?:frustrate

Hey now were talking, (at least you would have all the essential and non-essential amino acids)

 

[Big BAMA]

*when referring to Muscletech's Cell Tech one must convert the intended name into its true name: Dat Dere Cell Tech

I apologize. Dat dere cell tech is a proven winner look what it did for Jay Cutler. He didn't even have to use roids.

 

[NateWA]

OH I thought it had to do with angels. like it takes away your sins hahahha

 

[pistonpump]

I apologize. Dat dere cell tech is a proven winner look what it did for Jay Cutler. He didn't even have to use roids.

:thumbsup:

Jay cutler mass stack yo! cycle of natural champions. ronnie eat your heart out! Natural bodybuilders can win the Olympia with the help of dat dere cell tech and with this new halo kitchen sink... roids are a thing of the past!

 

[boxmeman]

:thumbsup:

Jay cutler mass stack yo! cycle of natural champions. ronnie eat your heart out! Natural bodybuilders can win the Olympia with the help of dat dere cell tech and with this new halo kitchen sink... roids are a thing of the past!

Yea just take a look at Jay's disfigured stomach all natural lol and all cell tech!

 

[johnyq]

I don't know which is worse, the MT product or the grammar in the thread title.

 

[boxmeman]

I don't know which is worse, the MT product or the grammar in the thread title.

hahaha very true

 

[Cellardude]

I don't know which is worse, the MT product or the grammar in the thread title.

:toofunny:

someone needs to go to grammar school

 

[matthew76]

:toofunny:

someone needs to go to grammar school

:goodpost: :stick:

 

[Cellardude]

:goodpost:

I think I should head off to grammar school as well don't you think matt?

Perhaps I should pick up a dictionary from time to time.

:toofunny:

 

[matthew76]

As long as you don't pick up any MT products, we're good!
:thumbsup:

 

[AM07]

I bet if any company could become as big as Muscle-Tech has, they would do the same exact thing. I'm not hating on the other companies, because I believe MT is very over-priced (you could also say the same of many of the products sponsored companies on this website sell), but you can't deny that MT puts out decent products and more people from here would use them IF they weren't priced so high.

It's called MARKETING AND PROFITS. So they take advantage of high school kids, which company doesn't? They spend tons of money every year on useless ****. It's their fault for not doing the research and listening to the employee at GNC whose pimping MT because he gets commission from selling it.

 

[nunes]

C`mon guys anator p70 is not a bad post-workout supp...
If this thread was in a bb forum it will end in a war...

 

[ReaperX]

Anabolic Halo - muscletech out did der self again.


Ok, i think that's what the title should say.

 

[matthew76]

C`mon guys anator p70 is not a bad post-workout supp...
If this thread was in a bb forum it will end in a war...

Thankfully though, we are not like the other board...

 

[bpmartyr]

I use MT exclusively. Nuff said.

 

[beebab]

i love muscle tech. they got me to where I am today....seriously guys.

 

[thesinner]

C`mon guys anator p70 is not a bad post-workout supp...
If this thread was in a bb forum it will end in a war...

I forgot they made anator p70. Personally, I think Nitro-Tech and Cell-tech, at the point of thier conception on the market, were pretty decent, especially for mainstream products. Although Cell-tech prolly could've done with a tad less dextrose, compared to Weider's 4000, this stuff was quite innovative.

I think the company has really gone down hill with their more recent supplements, however.

NaNo Vapor and now this. Is this going to be a stack? Half their ingredient list (guesstimate) overlaps.

 

[ReaperX]

Dat dere Cell-Tech has 76g of sugar. If you use Cell-Tech long enough I wouldn't be surprised if you wind up having type II diabetes.

 

[b unit]

i love muscle tech. they got me to where I am today

whereabouts is that?

:thumbsup:

 

[b unit]

MT puts out decent products and more people from here would use them IF they weren't priced so high.

where did you come to this conclusion?

did you run a poll because i must have missed it!

:cheers: