Normal Things You Can't Do

[AntM1564]

I was just wondering, what are some normal, every day things most people can do, but you cannot. For example, I do not know how to swim, ride a bike, and cannot blow a bubble with bubble gum.

For the swimming, I was knocked into the deep end of the pool at the local YMCA, by accident, by a bigger kid before I learned how to swim. I almost drowned and was scarred for life.

With the bike, I took my training wheels off too soon and crashed, I said forget this.

The blowing bubbles, well, I guess I'm not a good blower.

 

[Methylated88]

Im with you on the bubble gum bubbles. Never could get it.
I also cannot make fart sounds with my pits. I used to be a master at it, but since getting bigger, I can no longer figure it out.

 

[nicksox15]

Good thread idea! I cannot drink protein in water, some weird brain thing that I just can't get passed

 

[cubsfan815]

I can't whistle for crap. I sound like a giraffe who got punched in throat.

 

[Jiigzz]

Interesting. I cant think of anything right now but ill come back

 

[NoAddedHmones]

I cannot keep berberine hcl in my mouth longer than 0.001 secs without projectile vomitting.

 

[AntM1564]

Good thread idea! I cannot drink protein in water, some weird brain thing that I just can't get passed

Gotta learn to bake with it!

 

[kisaj]

Nothing I can think of, but to comment on OP- you are missing out on some fun things by never learning to swim or ride a bike. Never too late to learn.

 

[goodvibes]

Nothing I can think of, but to comment on OP- you are missing out on some fun things by never learning to swim or ride a bike. Never too late to learn.

Yup you have to learn those.

I missed out on musical insts. mainly the piano. As a kid the whole family always had lessons and I walked out. If I can bring it back I would stay andg learn. Everything else I wanted to do I did, now it's just time constraints. With work and family I only have time for the gym. Which I'm thankful I can still go!

 

[love2liftkat]

I can't dance! I've got two left hands and feet- they just don't coordinate well to music! Lol

 

[Kzoo Detector]

I can't flip my upper eyelids inside out. A schooltime classic...

 

[AntM1564]

Nothing I can think of, but to comment on OP- you are missing out on some fun things by never learning to swim or ride a bike. Never too late to learn.

I'm afraid I'm too old to learn now. I will never trust a life vest lol

 

[puccah8808]

lol, I was thinking of making a similar thread earlier.

 

[Mumbles01]

I can't whistle at all.

 

[puccah8808]

I still can't spell Sagittarius without auto correct helping or googling it.

I don't know how to drive a stick shift.

 

[Mumbles01]

I have to imagine a compass if somebody says things like south west or north east. Lol
I have no idea why.

 

[nicksox15]

I have to imagine a compass if somebody says things like south west or north east. Lol
I have no idea why.

Lol, I live on the Mississippi and still cannot comprehend directions that way

 

[puccah8808]

I have to imagine a compass if somebody says things like south west or north east. Lol
I have no idea why.

Omg, don't get me started, haha. When someone says left or right, I have to use my boobs to decide which is which.

Friend: Turn left.

Me: omg, which is left?!? :touches left boob: whew, ok ️️️️️ that way.

lol, such an embarrassing secret. I've been doing this since I was young.

 

[Mumbles01]

Omg, don't get me started, haha. When someone says left or right, I have to use my boobs to decide which is which.

Friend: Turn left.

Me: omg, which is left?!? :touches left boob: whew, ok ️️️️️ that way.

lol, such an embarrassing secret. I've been doing this since I was young.

I have to do the same thing!

"I hate these left wing liberals"
::grabs boob::
"You did the right thing"
::grabs boob::
"He's right, walmarts on the left"
::two handing these things::