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riskarb

riskarb

Ron Paul... phuck yeah!
A friend/client of mine is a professional athlete who will be tested in short order[urine, no blood]. He's been on 250mg(weekly)test e, winny and primo depot for the last 14 weeks...

He's obviously looking for a way to beat the test. This is woefully out of my depth, but he doesn't trust to ask anyone else. Are their any methods to beat the test? Any info would be greatly appreciated.

If anyone would prefer to answer via email, please use riskarb at gmail dot com

Please delete this post if it's out-of-line. If so, my apologies.
 
yeah he's going to have to get his hands on someone else's urine for sure. Test you can mask, but not Winny and Primo. Test can be masked with epitestosterone IIRC. If he doesn't get his hands on someone else's urine, he's going to be up shitcreek without a paddle.
 
I have heard, dont know for sure if people actually do this, but take clean urine and inject it into their bladder prior to a piss test, I dunno if its actually done though, any of you guys ever heard of this being done?
 
Meerschaum said:
I have heard, dont know for sure if people actually do this, but take clean urine and inject it into their bladder prior to a piss test, I dunno if its actually done though, any of you guys ever heard of this being done?
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Never heard of that. Sounds like asking for a horendous infenction......or worse.

He will need to keep the urine at body temp. Most tech's do test for temperature immediately.
 
They do allow you to face away from them when you piss, and you don't have to be naked, just stripped down to your underwear. All you have to do is have a little pouch of the stuff taped to you and a tube coming off of it taped to your member. Instead of pissing into the cup, you squeeze the pouch to squirt the clean urine in.
 
Meerschaum said:
I have heard, dont know for sure if people actually do this, but take clean urine and inject it into their bladder prior to a piss test, I dunno if its actually done though, any of you guys ever heard of this being done?
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Heard of it yes, tried it NO.

You would need a catheter to drain your urine and then to put the other urine in your own bladder. Other option is to get a leak proof vinyl bag with a small drain hose fill it with the clean urine, insert into rectum for right temp, and then attach the hose to the bottom of your penis. Thats just in case if the testing is done with some guy watching you.
 
Nullifidian said:
They do allow you to face away from them when you piss, and you don't have to be naked, just stripped down to your underwear. All you have to do is have a little pouch of the stuff taped to you and a tube coming off of it taped to your member. Instead of pissing into the cup, you squeeze the pouch to squirt the clean urine in.
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yup, learned that one from "Gattaca" =)
 
Nullifidian said:
They do allow you to face away from them when you piss, and you don't have to be naked, just stripped down to your underwear. All you have to do is have a little pouch of the stuff taped to you and a tube coming off of it taped to your member. Instead of pissing into the cup, you squeeze the pouch to squirt the clean urine in.
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When I was in school and piss tested, we did not get the luxury of turning away.

I never had to use when I was in school but you should have sene the faces of a lot of the guys who were informed of this. Looked like they lost their best friend and it wasn't because they were embarrassed ;)

hahaha funny times
 
Someone is a baseball player?

Last I remember, steroid testing was supposed to start near spring training....
 
jmh80 said:
Someone is a baseball player?

Last I remember, steroid testing was supposed to start near spring training....
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No offense, but it's NOYFB what sport he plays and it's immaterial to this thread. I've known the guy for years and it's doesn't pay to make this **** up. In any event, I'm not going to mention the sport on a public-board. From what I know of the situation it's contract-related, but he wasn't acutely-specific. He's scared shitless and it's doubtful he'd go on a long gear cycle knowing a test was imminent.
 
Pick up a High Times magazine...it has plenty of ways to beat Urine tests, including such drastic measures as a fake penis with pouch of synthetic urine (must pre-heat with the heating pad that comes with it)...the temp they are looking for is between 90-100 degrees...
 
Uhhh huhhh

Good luck.

As a side note, didn't a guy in The Program get fresh piss put into his own bladder? That was after they caught a vial of piss inside the toilet paper holder.
 
I was going to post about the wizzinator, but saw kojie beat me to it. People use these during drug urine tests with their parole/probation officers. They work well. Just practice before you go in there for your test.
 
meat250 said:
Risk,

go to this site asap, and tell him to use this,...best of luck bro

ipassedmydrugtest.com

Meat
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Taking a look now, thanks. Have fwd it to my buddy as well.
 
If I remember Steroid.com used to have a section about beating all kinds of tests!
 
Wow I can't believe what I have just seen.

Talk about saving your ass here. I bet it has saved many jobs. LOL

The Rock
 
do parole officers usually test for winny though? they wouldnt right? normall they just test for drugs dont they?? PLZ HELP!
 
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