How can I make my bicep smaller?

[Kidcudi]

My right bicep is 17" and my left is only 10. I measured them both. i want to make my right one smaller

 

[broda]

17" and 10"? The hell. Do you furiously jack off with your right arm or something.

 

[B5150]

I'm going to close this thread to spare you and us the drama.