LG's Birthday poem
Happy birthday,
I hope everything is going your way,
this may take a little time to compute,
just as long as you do not end the night with a prostitute
they might give you things that creep and crawl,
and bug you so bad that you crawl up the wall
be cool, be safe, and above all, be you
just so long as you remember a thing or two:
All girls will mess w/your head
even though they might be really good in bed
Eat, Eat, Eat, Grow, Grow, Grow...
cuz we all know you want your results to show
ahhh that was badass
Happy birthday bro
LG.