Had a sh1+ty day

ABNRanger

ABNRanger

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This is funny now that I look back on it. I am sure you will find it funny too. Had to take a dump in the men’s room at my job (fair enough). Ok, sat down did my thing, reached for the TP, the darn thing slipped from my hand, and rolls under the wall separating my stall and the next. It actually rolls all the way thru to the exit door, and there was not another roll in my stall. Now I am in a dilemma (I sure can’t pull my pants up on my sh1tty a$$). So I decided to take a chance and go after the roll. There I am pants around my ankle doing the penguin going for the roll. I get half way to the roll, guess what? Someone walks in; I am busted (could you imagine the look on my face?). The guy just looks at me, I look at him, gave him a customary head nod of “what’s up” reached for the roll, and hobbled back to my stall, wiped my a$$ and sat there till he left. True story. Now that was this morning.
Went to the gym, had to use the head there too, (that damn protein shake). Sat down did my thing, reached for some TP….. no damn TP on the roll. (you know that saying “look before you leap”). I sure was not about to do the penguin again and take a chance of having a repeat of this morning. I sat there, waited for someone to come in, then asked him to hand me a roll from the next stall.
You are probably wondering why I did not get a roll from the next stall in the first story…. I checked, there wasn’t any. Whoooooo what a day, hopefully tomorrow is better.
 
ABNRanger said:
This is funny now that I look back on it. I am sure you will find it funny too. Had to take a dump in the men’s room at my job (fair enough). Ok, sat down did my thing, reached for the TP, the darn thing slipped from my hand, and rolls under the wall separating my stall and the next. It actually rolls all the way thru to the exit door, and there was not another roll in my stall. Now I am in a dilemma (I sure can’t pull my pants up on my sh1tty a$$). So I decided to take a chance and go after the roll. There I am pants around my ankle doing the penguin going for the roll. I get half way to the roll, guess what? Someone walks in; I am busted (could you imagine the look on my face?). The guy just looks at me, I look at him, gave him a customary head nod of “what’s up” reached for the roll, and hobbled back to my stall, wiped my a$$ and sat there till he left. True story. Now that was this morning.
Went to the gym, had to use the head there too, (that damn protein shake). Sat down did my thing, reached for some TP….. no damn TP on the roll. (you know that saying “look before you leap”). I sure was not about to do the penguin again and take a chance of having a repeat of this morning. I sat there, waited for someone to come in, then asked him to hand me a roll from the next stall.
You are probably wondering why I did not get a roll from the next stall in the first story…. I checked, there wasn’t any. Whoooooo what a day, hopefully tomorrow is better.
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bro, lol..copy this whole story,go to the 'share your favorite jokes thread' paste it there.and your sure to get some laughs/reps for it..!:toofunny:
 
I wish a whole group of five year olds could have ran in the bathroom.... with an adult like five seconds behind to come across the scene haha.
Sounds like a sh!tty day bro ;)

Always check for paper first. Know before you go ;)
 
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