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Another goof

So I'm rather clumsy and ditsy. I've learned to live with it and laugh about it rather than get angry. I shared my last goof and everyone seemed to enjoy a good chuckle over it so here we go again. Last night I get my shaker cup, fill it with milk and dump a heaping scoop of yummy Rule 1 Fruity Cereal in that beotch. Put the lid on the protein powder and when I go to toss it back in the cabinet I somehow knock the shaker cup directly onto myself and to the floor. Wife hears the commotion and comes to the kitchen. I'm sort of just standing there in a pool of milk, in shock, with chunky globs of protein concoction running down my leg. I take my pants off and grab the paper towels. She just shakes her head takes the paper towels from me and says get the hell out of the way. I just went back to my recliner and pouted. No protein shake last night. LOL
 
would have been a happy ending if she had decided to lick it off your leg.....just sayin, lol.
 
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