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    Douchebags at the gym...

    So it's the weekend and I go to work first thing in the morning instead of going straight to the gym. I get to the gym a couple hours later than usual. I go to warm up on the arc climber and choose the one set up behind the treadmill that has the girl with the best butt in the gym from what I...
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Once again the English language takes a beating.
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    Article: Fouad Abiad On Abs

    I'm not saying "hey look at me" I am saying the whole "genetically predisposed to be fat" deal is pretty much bogus and I was giving an example to debunk it based on my own experience with my family and our genes. Although the world would indeed be more boring, it also would considerably better...
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    I don't know where to start. Suffice it to say, I have never agreed more with a post on a forum than this one. Finally an honest person. Thank you. :)
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    Article: Fouad Abiad On Abs

    Anyone can be lean, regardless if their parents are fat asses or not. Blaming being fat on genetics is a complete cop out. Both my parents were overweight. two of my brothers are fat and one is morbidly obese. I am at about 12% BF right now and have been for 20+ years. The difference? I work...
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Do douche bags in the gym parking lot count? I arrive at the gym typically 5:00-5:30 AM so the parking lot is virtually empty. However, I never park close, because I leave those spots for the old folks and the phat phucks. So I parked probably 125 yards from the door. I like a little walk...
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Trainer who just hangs off the cable cross machine like an ape for 20 minutes while his client does work with a foam roller.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Buy next to me on the arc trainer this morning....Bill Bilichick type hoodie, black lounge pants (PJs) and LL Bean Wicked Good Slippers on his feet. WTF?? It was a 'People of Walmart' moment.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Not sure who the actual douchebag was, but someone left a bloody tooth in the sink at the gym this morning. Kinda nasty to see while brushing my teeth at 6:00 AM.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    New trainer at my gym is way too 'handsy' with his female clients..and only with the younger hotter ones, so it's not like it is part of his training style. Add to the fact that he drives a Hummer with a vanity plate and he reaches triple douchebag levels.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Update: Same guy this morning, same attire...EXCEPT instead of the 1970s gym class t-shirt, he had on a howling wolf t-shirt. Spectacular.
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    Article: Greek Yogurt Myths

    two things I got from reading this: A good chuckle because F.A.G.E. brand yogurt was censored because of the first 3 letters of it's name. Dead beetles being used for food coloring.. yum yum
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    Article: Busting Fitness Myths

    Weren't most of these 'myths' debunked decades ago? Most are common sense.
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    Article: OxyElite Pro Causing Liver Damage In Hawaii?

    Yes, yes they could.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Sorry. I'd suggest going back to school so you can find a real job.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    I'm away on business this week and next which means I have to work out in Gold's Gym....the mecca of douchebags. I'm trying to bench as is another fellow who was quite serious and you could tell knew his ****. Both trying to get in the zone. There is this dbag who is built like John Candy on the...
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    There was a hand drawn sign in the free weight room this morning with a picture of this big muscle head and the wording "Don't be a dumbell, re-rack your wieghts"....................Yep, they work at a gym and can't even spell 'dumbbell' or 'weights'. Most excellent!
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    That's multitasking. The spotter was doing bent over rows.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Which shows you that beyond not knowing how to work out, they also know nothing about buying quality headphones. Beats by Dr. DRE...LMAO. $11.00 in cheap plastic and horrible components for $250.00.....Nice!!
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    They were backfat boobs, so not really boobs at all, just the slop pouring over the straps of the back of her workout attire.
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