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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Farkin New Years resolutioners just started thinning out and my gym runs a $9.99 a month special. Now it's full to the brim with dbags even at 5:30 AM. FML.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Unfortunately at my gym they extended their $9.99 per month New Years special. Now the gym is crowded even at 5:30 in the morning. Almost all the newbies are in pairs. Usually two clueless guys with notebooks using random equipment and clogging up the place. Then there was this douche bag woman...
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    LOL!! Thanks for posting this. Made my morning watching it. Flight of the Conchords...dudes are phucking hysterical. Sorry for the threadjack. Carry on.....
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    Article: Foods You Should Never Eat

    He'll come back under another username...he'll miss the attention too much to give up.
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    lower abs workouts?!

    I do mine on a pullup bar. No pad involved. :)
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    Article: Foods You Should Never Eat

    This made me laugh out loud and cringe at the same time. Holy cow. Do you masturbate instead of nailing women since you're afraid of cheating on yourself? I love myself, I think I'm grand, I go to the show and I hold my own hand. LOL!! Get over yourself. All Hail King Douche Bag!!
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Fixed it for ya.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    My morning started with seeing two DUDES kissing each other at the gym. Get your pansy a$$es over to Planet Fitness...STAT!!
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    I have to tell everyone

    I'd go 10(or less) minutes on the hard boiled eggs instead of 11. The one in your pic is overdone.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    So I finish my workout yesterday morning, walk into the locker room to get ready to shower. My gym bag is on the bench, no one else is in the locker room, which is pretty small, BTW. I am standing facing the bench while I undress. This new year resolutioner comes in and sits right next to my...
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    Article: Picking A New Gym

    You should also evaluate how crowded the gym is during the time period you'll be working out, and check out the locker room to be sure you won't be waiting in line for a shower.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Did the bike get jealous if you rode another bike or an eliptical?
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    I hear ya. The place used to be managed by this gorgeous young woman. Back then it was spotless. Now there is some meathead running the place and it has gone to hell. Either the young hottie had more power over the trainers or she cleaned the place herself. I think the former, because she...
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Lazy slackers/trainers at my gym piss me off. I get to the gym this morning and walk in the locker room and it is a phucking pig stye. The trash can is overflowing, there are paper towels, coffee cups, water bottles and other assorted garbage all over the floor under and in front of the sinks...
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Hopefully you drop kicked her in the ovaries.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    It's all fun and games till someone pokes their spleen out.
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Isn't that what the wife is for?
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    First off...why does anyone bring their phone into the gym? (unless they are using it to listen to tunes)
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    Article: The Best And Worst Of Crossfit

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    Article: The Best And Worst Of Crossfit

    I can't wait for the crossfit fad to end. Get these monkeys out of my way at the gym.
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