Here is one of the courses I play at. It's awesome to just relax and take it all in. I golf here about 4-5 times a year and then for a tournament. You can't tell me you wouldn't just enjoy walking on a nice day while playing for golf. It's a breathtaking course. Granted I use a cart everytime...
1) Power Carts.
2) The more you play the better you get.
3) Don't go during peak times, warm up before you get to the tee box, also screw people waiting, if they are in a hurry they can go around. And again.. Power Carts. Finally, quit being so damn ADHD.. The down time is when you drink and...
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the Union leaders getting fat off the food they are making from the people they represent. Unions are a key reason jobs are moving over seas.
As for insulting Golf, since you believe in Unions you aren't the type of person who'd understand such a wonderful...
Not until you get old and can't dress yourself right.
I wear Golf Shorts, I know several guys just wear khaki shorts and polos. Depending on where you are golfing. If I'm at the Country Club you have to have at least Khaki shorts and a polo. The municipal course doesn't care what you are...
Why golf rocks.
A. Drinking alcohol is accepted and often highly suggested.
B. You can smoke big ass cigars.
C. Golf Carts.. Lets face it.. It's just an excuse to drive go cart like things around while we are drinking.
D. Something primal about whacking things with sticks.
E. Get 3 buddies...
I'm pretty sure Tiger Woods now wishes he was playing golf instead of having had s3x. He got taken to the CLEANERS.
I must be in the minority, unless I'm on something, I'm good with sex 3 or so times a week. I can't ever get enough golf in a week though. Thus Golf > Sex.
Btw Tim..
I think you need a lesson about this.. It's okay, your kindergarten teacher must have sucked or been high.
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Look at the top image again friend.. Now with the knowledge you've gained.. Tell me.. Is the first guy a carrot or...
I'd watch out.. That guy looks like he's Asian.. That means he knows Martial Arts.. Plus he's been eating way too many carrots so his eye site will be SUPER IMPROVED... It's not worth it!!! s3x isn't worth it.. get a hobby... Like Golf!!! Golf > s3x......sometimes......occasionally....
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This video ruins it for me.. You are too nice in the video.. You should be a complete d-bag when doing these things!!! I want you to be big bad mean T!
Fl3x gives the chubby girls at the bar his real number. It's the chicks that are too high maintenance and want to get married that he gives the fake number to. I even heard he asks girls.. Have you ever thrown supplements in a fit of rage now when he starts to get to know a girl!
It'd be even more impressive if you could get all that tattoo'd onto your p3ni$. I don't know where you'd find an artist with a magnifying glass and a steady hand enough to do that for you though..
BOOM ROASTED.
Not exactly. I just know the wife wasn't feeling well so Desmond and I went out to eat Chinese and we both got sick. Wasn't a pleasant experience. He bounced back a lot faster then I did though. He was rip roaring around yesterday and I was still not feeling it.
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