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    Douchebags at the gym...

    The ******* who designed my gym to put the weights section of my gym upstairs only accessable by a floating staircase so that after a really heavy leg workout everyone gets to see you hobbling down the stairs like a drunken-porn-star-pensioner who just recently had their hip replaced... Is a...
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    :lol: Yeah I never understood the **** gobblers who work out in jeans. That asian juicer I mentioned needs to be mentioned again, he's started cutting and is obviously all hopped up on clen and hitting the treadmill and he rocks the Travolta Saturday Night Fever strut sweating bullets as he...
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    I call that person "The slip-streamer". :lol: At least she asked "how" you're doing. I had a chick I didn't know ask me last night, "Hey, "what" you doin'?" and I gave her the same look you gave this girl and said, "Uh... Working out..." to which she goes, "Nice." then I go, "I'm gonna go get...
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    So do what I do to this guy, deliberately give him the wrong answer, and when he one ups it, laugh in his face and tell him he's a ****in' idiot and advise him to jog on. :lol: Me FTW. :trout:
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    Oh! And the guy who wants to get on gear and does the ***gy sideways glances and tries to befriend any guy bigger than him so he can ask about what "supplements" they use (With the nudge nudge wink wink). They make me laugh too. :lol:
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    I did this once. Had more weight on the bar for my 3rd set of deadlifts than any other 4 bars in the place. One dude had his girl spotting him on bench and he had to put more weight on for her set. :lol: It was all too ghey for me to keep going at that time though. Totally ruined my mojo...
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    Douchebags at the gym...

    There's an asian guy at my gym now who is obviously juiced (He's 5'8" and walks around at ~230lbs and whenever he wears a singlet all the acne on his back makes his skin look like the surface of the moon), has no idea what he's doing and has his 3 or 4 not-big hangers on who all cheer for him...
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    Student puts Obama on the spot

    LOL. Once in a while V i actually see you make a valid and informed point about something. This isn't one of those times. Don't even know where to begin with how wrong you are in the above.
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    Tren Xtreme with no pct for 5 months

    Will test your hormone levels, cholesterol etc which will indicate how hormonally balanced you are, how well your liver is working etc. If there is a problem with anything your doctor will prescribe you something to fix it.
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    Top Things you Think You Know about Iran that are not True

    Amen. You actually made some good points champ!
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    Cell Phones and the Gym

    Maybe ask if you can work in a set or two? I personally never have a problem with someone working in if they ask nicely. If they're rude though they're more likely to get thrown over the balcony. :lol:
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    Student puts Obama on the spot

    So you'd be cool for them to wipe out Lebanon and clear out all those pesky 'Palestinians' then? Seeing as Hamas are the ones who launch suicide, mortar, rocket, sniper and many other manners of attacks on Israeli civilians? :dunno:
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    Tren Xtreme with no pct for 5 months

    Take a visit to your doctor and get some bloodwork done bud. It's unwise to start self-medicating and trying to shovel the **** back into the donkey now it's out. Doctor will be able to prescribe things to help the acne etc too.
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    Student puts Obama on the spot

    You think with Israel is doing right now is 'offensive' rather than defensive? Israel has the capacity to wipe more or less all of their neighbours off the map. I'm sure Israel would be more than happy to do what you've stated so long as everyone else would play by the same rules, but like...
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    Student puts Obama on the spot

    D, I put a question to you. What course of action would you advocate for the Jews to take? I'd be interested to know what you think the answer is.
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