Recent content by Landy

  1. Libido issues and dating: how to handle?

    Truer words were never spoken. A great body but floppy fella is the male equivalent of a woman in one of those fat compression outfits... It's false advertising and is going to lead to immense disappointment for both parties. No woman wants to go home with you only to spend an evening with you...

  2. Douchebags at the gym...

    Saw a guy today using a stability ball to do dumbbell preacher curls (with a 9kg dumbbell). He was hunched over the ball with his legs spread so he didn't fall off... What's the point?? And what happened to good old fashioned lifting? It seems like every idiot wants to invent a new exercise...

  3. Lost 5lbs in 36 hours :(

    It will just be dehydration. You will put the weight back on as soon as you start eating and hydrating properly. Interesting point about not gaining weight, though. I don't buy into the ectomorph / hard gainer stuff (although I always used to think of my self as an ectomorph), but I'm consuming...

  4. Douchebags at the gym...

    It's the only decent gym within 10 miles of home and is directly opposite my place of work, otherwise I would happily look elsewhere! It is starting to get very weird in there, though. I think the problem is that it's really quite civilised gym that just happens to have a decent free-weights...

  5. Douchebags at the gym...

    I've trained in a few gyms in the US. The fist bumping and "good set brah" between sets became annoying very quickly! ;)

  6. Douchebags at the gym...

    I seem to have done something to attract the attention of changing room weirdos! This week alone I have had: 1. A fat guy blow drying his entire body whilst staring at me in the mirror. 2. A guy stood watching me dry myself because he had decided he wanted to use the shower cubicle that I had...

  7. Douchebags at the gym...

    Happens all the time at my gym. Even to the point that I see people trying to bicep curl with an EZ bar with no clips because some idiot has used the last set of clips on the smith machine.

  8. Douchebags at the gym...

    Who said "douchery"?

  9. Douchebags at the gym...

    Leg day today ruined by a kid bench pressing in the squat rack! Turns out it was because he was too scared to use the proper bench in case he got stuck under the bar. Douche didn't even move when I pointed out that I wanted to use the rack to... You know... Squat!

  10. Ready to cycle?

    I would agree that you're a long way from achieving your maximum natural potential. I am also 5' 9" and, whilst I don't consider myself to be anywhere near my natural potential, I've gone from 54kg and dreaming of the day where I would hit 60kg, to around 80kg when I last stepped on the scales...

  11. Douchebags at the gym...

    The PTs at my gym are a bunch of arrogant, self-important *rseholes. We have a piece of kit that is basically a big climbing frame with some pull up bars, hooks to hang stuff from and some hooks for an Olympic bar in the centre. The arrogant w*nkers have now put up a sign saying that PTs will be...

  12. Douchebags at the gym...

    I've discovered a way to totally discharge the anger caused by the morons who use my gym. I found myself listening to "Eye Of The Tiger" in between sets and for a brief moment forgot that nobody else could hear what I was listening to... I looked around the gym and, in my head, all of the usual...

  13. Douchebags at the gym...

    My gym seems to have had an influx of teenagers who bring their skinny mates along to teach them how to train. I overheard this conversation last week: DB's skinny mate: (bounces empty bar off his chest) "Is this right?" DB: "Nah, you're bouncing it off your chest." Good, I thought, he's...

  14. whats the ideal male foot size?

    I often cry during sex because I'm worried that women only sleep with me out of sympathy for the size of my feet. But I don't like to talk about it, so stop going on about it, ok!?

  15. what is the ideal male height?

    You cannot be serious?? Here's my prediction on how this thread will go: OP posts some inane rubbish in hope of attracting some attention/sympathy. People respond either with advice or mockery. Regardless of the responses, OP throws his toys out of the pram and the thread mysteriously...
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