you have no idea how close this looks to our house right now lol.
its good that people consider a dozen farm fresh eggs a gift cause we have way too many. lol
getting dressed for work the other day with my zipper down and belt undone still my wife goes "this is nice, like having my own chip n dales dancer in the morning" so I gave her that side eye...
There was an old Kat Williams bit on steroids where he’s joking about them making your dick little, so he says when you’re going to have sex to tell her to just look at your arms instead 💪😂
When I go for my D.O.T. Health Cert I am told that I am “obese” being 5’6” and 200ish. They then seemed surprised when I can touch the floor w locked knees. Crazy when a guy who looks like Jabba...
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