I'm a computer nerd, isolated from the world by a 18 inch monitor and four foot high walls. I'm approximately 68 inches tall, dark hair, oily skin and have squinty eyes.
I like the outdoors, especially when it's time to punch the time clock. I live in a very well lit concrete jungle and have a horrendous lengthy commute to and from my structure I call home.
Last year I discovered I was a father when my two children put down their cell phones and came into the den. My smart watch reminds me to take my pills and without Google calendar my life would be a mess.
I have been married for 10 years, I often refer to it as my funeral. Yes, my cheeks are often red because my wife has a strong backhand and doesn't share my sense of humor.
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