hairygrandpa
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#AsymmetricalAesthetics #represent
I've gotten my arms reasonably evened out, but my left vs. right lats and pecs are shameful :/
How is that even possible? LOL
#AsymmetricalAesthetics #represent
I've gotten my arms reasonably evened out, but my left vs. right lats and pecs are shameful :/
How is that even possible? LOL
F*cked if I know, but it sucks.
I'm at work so ill reply to the posts later. But does anyone know a good joint support supp that helps with dryness and tense ligaments/tendons/muscles?
My muscles have been tensing/cramping A LOT lately. And it hardly takes anything for them to do it. Plus, it can be pretty painful.
Example:
Crouching down to pick up my dig or to get in my car makes my glutes cramp almost every time.
So you are telling the steroids you were taking caused you to have abusive butt sex? Sure we all know you wanted it anywaysGlute cramps? The medical term is "post intercourse contraction syndrome", caused by abusive butt sex.
I had that late into a cycle from time to time, sh1tloads of taurine helped a bit.
Speaking of questionable decisions, I may have gotten too deep in this one.So you telling the steroids you were taking caused you to have abusive butt sex? Sure we all know you wanted it anyways
Speaking of questionable decisions, I may have gotten too deep in this one.
So I pulled this random chick at Wal-Mart with the offer of Tacos ( lol I know). So we went and ate Friday, then ended up taking her out last night.
First of all, she doesn't lift and is basically SFreed's type. Not fat/big but has some meat on her bones. Cute face and a little too innocent it turns out.
So, I took her to the movies and she would not shut the fcck up during the whole movie (Transformers which is long). I had offered to possibly take her out to dinner after the movie. Well, I was NOT wanting to take her after this.
But, I ended up feeling bad and taking her to Pizza Hut at like 9:30pm (I hate Pizza Hut). But I thought "Fcck it, I'm spending the money on this chick, why not try to enjoy it", wrong fccking decision.
I'm sitting there making her laugh and being ridiculous and whatnot trying to make the time go by faster. Well we eat and leave, then she's giving me very blatant hints so I decided "fcck it, just go for it". So I ended up making out with this chick when I was dropping her off.
WRONG MOVE BRO. She then hits me with the "thanks for the most amazing night ever (the fcck?). I want to be with you."
NOOOOOOOOOOO..................
I FCCKED UP. I think I need to move.
AND I got a serious Hamstring/Glute Cramp at Pizza Hut which cause me to literally say "fcck my ass hurts!" a little too loud on accident. She though it was hilarious and that I was joking. I damn near cried lol.
Hahaha.
There are a few parts I left out. Like the fact she has major depression, a kid and knows where I work.Hahha great story, sounds like a 10/10 brew! Put a ring on it
One up her crazy and make her think you are insane. Photoshop hairygrandpa into every photo you have. Shave only the neck and chin.There are a few parts I left out. Like the fact she has major depression, a kid and knows where I work.
I just don't want to tell her I'm not interested and have her do so crazy sh1t.
Shave her initials into butt hair and chest?One up her crazy and make her thing you are insane. Photoshop hairygrandpa into every photo you have. Shave only the neck and chin.
Head hair gotta go big or go homeShave her initials into butt hair and chest?
No no no no no. No. ........no..............no.She's probably in for a neck beard.
And before you say she's my type, got any pics? We're gonna need to see just how low you've sunk
No no no no no. No. ........no..............no.
I WILL NOT show how low my "standards" have dropped.
Maybe get some nudez Tuesday when I go over her house to "chill".
The fcck is wrong with me.....?
LMFAO.Good.....Good.....You have no idea of the power of the dark side.
LMFAO.
I am intrigued............
But probably uses that crazy in bed as well....Careful. Has a kid and crazy is a dangerous combo.
Whatever happened between you and your bosses daughter she was hot.No no no no no. No. ........no..............no.
I WILL NOT show how low my "standards" have dropped.
Maybe get some nudez Tuesday when I go over her house to "chill".
The fcck is wrong with me.....?
Lol. Well, she started dating some kid and brought him to visit and meet her parents. I didn't know and was kind of a dick to her when I saw her at the store.Whatever happened between you and your bosses daughter she was hot.
Lol. Well, she started dating some kid and brought him to visit and meet her parents. I didn't know and was kind of a dick to her when I saw her at the store.
Highly doubt anything will happen with her.
I feel kinda bad about it but she would have to put in a lot of effort to get my attention back. Next time I talk to her, I'm gonna let her know that.
Nah, more like a planet. Thing is fccking huge.....Maybe she had problem with the size of your melon. You do have a head the size of a bucket, so maybe that was the problem.
That's not what she said to you... Ooooohhhh hahahaNah, more like a planet. Thing is fccking huge.....
Ill be back.....That's not what she said to you... Ooooohhhh hahaha
Send me a video I would love to watch thatIll be back.....
Gonna go cry and masturbate with my tears..........
I'm not THAT easy. Atleast lie and and offer me a scoop of protein first.Send me a video I would love to watch that![]()
Hahaha ok will doI'm not THAT easy. Atleast lie and and offer me a scoop of protein first.
Speaking of questionable decisions, I may have gotten too deep in this one.
So I pulled this random chick at Wal-Mart with the offer of Tacos ( lol I know). So we went and ate Friday, then ended up taking her out last night.
First of all, she doesn't lift and is basically SFreed's type. Not fat/big but has some meat on her bones. Cute face and a little too innocent it turns out.
So, I took her to the movies and she would not shut the fcck up during the whole movie (Transformers which is long). I had offered to possibly take her out to dinner after the movie. Well, I was NOT wanting to take her after this.
But, I ended up feeling bad and taking her to Pizza Hut at like 9:30pm (I hate Pizza Hut). But I thought "Fcck it, I'm spending the money on this chick, why not try to enjoy it", wrong fccking decision.
I'm sitting there making her laugh and being ridiculous and whatnot trying to make the time go by faster. Well we eat and leave, then she's giving me very blatant hints so I decided "fcck it, just go for it". So I ended up making out with this chick when I was dropping her off.
WRONG MOVE BRO. She then hits me with the "thanks for the most amazing night ever (the fcck?). I want to be with you."
NOOOOOOOOOOO..................
I FCCKED UP. I think I need to move.
AND I got a serious Hamstring/Glute Cramp at Pizza Hut which cause me to literally say "fcck my ass hurts!" a little too loud on accident. She though it was hilarious and that I was joking. I damn near cried lol.
This guy knows whats upJust confess to her that you are gay, problem solved.
But what if I'm drunk/stoned/horny one night and wanna touch titties?Just confess to her that you are gay, problem solved.
Only thing he likes up is....This guy knows whats up
That is not a game you want to play with depressed, crazy girl, with a kid. That's just a no no.But what if I'm drunk/stoned/horny one night and wanna touch titties?
Only thing he likes up is....
LOL. From now on, if any girl asks me what my answer is, I'm gonna say "my dick"That is not a game you want to play with depressed, crazy girl, with a kid. That's just a no no.
The answer is my dick we play some fun games at night![]()
I do that already. And that might explain why I've been in a dry spell since February. I've done sh!t just haven't fuked a b!tch in a while and it is driving me nuts literally and metaphorically. Might just go to a party Monday or Tuesday and get drunk and set my standards to off lol.LOL. From now on, if any girl asks me what my answer is, I'm gonna say "my dick"
You literally just described me except I already hit the Fcck It button. Hence the situation I'm in. But I need some booty and this girl is actually nice.I do that already. And that might explain why I've been in a dry spell since February. I've done sh!t just haven't fuked a b!tch in a while and it is driving me nuts literally and metaphorically. Might just go to a party Monday or Tuesday and get drunk and set my standards to off lol.
Hahaha. Ya it doesn't help that the last girl I was with was straight up dime peace. She was awesome too, like we were great friends since middle School, I thought it would lead to more. But I was being used haha usually I do it that but this time she used me. I don't care that I was used as well I got to fuk a 10 that didn't light my shoes on fire. So ya Im having a hard time going back to 6sYou literally just described me except I already hit the Fcck It button. Hence the situation I'm in. But I need some booty and this girl is actually nice.
Hahahah I'm the same way. I'm usually super picky and will drop a girl the moment she acts crazy in a way I don't like. Or if she puts up a front before we actually get to know each other or get drunk by ourselves and acts normal without realizing it.Hahaha. Ya it doesn't help that the last girl I was with was straight up dime peace. She was awesome too, like we were great friends since middle School, I thought it would lead to more. But I was being used haha usually I do it that but this time she used me. I don't care that I was used as well I got to fuk a 10 that didn't light my shoes on fire. So ya Im having a hard time going back to 6s
But what if I'm drunk/stoned/horny one night and wanna touch titties?
Ouch lmao. She might actually do something crazy after that.Say to her that you are not sure you gay- or not, then do her. Afterwards tell her: "Now I'm sure I'm gay, bye."
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Ouch lmao. She might actually do something crazy after that.
Well that just sounds umm well uncomfortableLike buying a strap-on to keep you interested?
Not breaking this off is what makes them crazy. And she has a kid she isn't innocent she's just playing coiThere are a few parts I left out. Like the fact she has major depression, a kid and knows where I work.
I just don't want to tell her I'm not interested and have her do so crazy sh1t.
Shave her initials into butt hair and chest?
Very true. I do hope your right about her playing innocent. Because I'm just about the polar opposite of it.Not breaking this off is what makes them crazy. And she has a kid she isn't innocent she's just playing coi
Just get downright freaky she will prob bite lolVery true. I do hope your right about her playing innocent. Because I'm just about the polar opposite of it.
Just be who you are. If she doesn't like it move on.Very true. I do hope your right about her playing innocent. Because I'm just about the polar opposite of it.
You mean like: smell his fingers after dipping them in his azz crack?Just be who you are. If she doesn't like it move on.
I like this plan.You mean like: smell his fingers after dipping them in his azz crack?
My exact plan.Just get downright freaky she will prob bite lol
Lol I always am.Just be who you are. If she doesn't like it move on.
Very alike apparently lol.So your just freaky, i guess we are more alike than I thought. Lol