BPS Wants to Know Whos Done What for You!?

rtmilburn said:
Lmfao! We all had atleast one teacher we wished touched us!
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Yeah was NOT the gym teacher though..lol 9th Grade English.. !!! and the secretary from my elementary school.. ah the memories.
 
Studhorse said:
6th grade English! still remember her.
Who says teachers don't leave lasting impressions.
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angcd3 said:
Yeah was NOT the gym teacher though..lol 9th Grade English.. !!! and the secretary from my elementary school.. ah the memories.
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Junior and senior year math teacher mmmh! I wasn't even supposed to be in her class senior year, but I made sure to switch into here class. Everybody listen to her. Plus she was also a super cool teacher and was actually good at teaching so it was perfect!
 
Just recently ran into one of my middle school teachers , she was young as hell (still somewhat young) but now she doesn't look it anymore lol

Gotta add- it's only been 10 years lmao
 
rtmilburn said:
Lmfao! We all had atleast one teacher we wished touched us!
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Had a teacher in HS that wished she could touch me. She was fresh out of college and decent looking. Offered several times to help me with projects after school if I wanted. After I graduated, I saw her at a football game and she asked me out........ right before my girlfriend came back from the restrooms. She turned red and said it was good to see me again then walked away. Lol!
 
Studhorse said:
Dam, you were a slut ! didnt you do your friends mom or something?
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He get her on the hood of the blazer too?? d@mn if i knew that i would have had a blazer instead of a firebird..

Edit: not like that would have helped at all...lol
 
Studhorse said:
you were a SLUT!
I thought I was bad. I'm like a choir boy compared to you.
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I was bad at one time. Before all the fat cells started accumulating!! Lol. Theres the teacher, the friends mom, the wife of a guy I was in the military with, and the fiancé of another... at the same time, and then ... my favorite... the sorority house. The house bro!!
 
FireTitan said:
I was bad at one time. Before all the fat cells started accumulating!! Lol. Theres the teacher, the friends mom, the wife of a guy I was in the military with, and the fiancé of another... at the same time, and then ... my favorite... the sorority house. The house bro!!
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:hump:::notworthy:
 
I'm too short to do anything on the hood of a Blazer. Lol! Maybe if she was laying down and I was on my tippy toes, I might be able to make a meal.
 
I did my ex-wife's best friend in a parking lot against her car doggy style at Octoberfest. she told me she didnt have any panties on took my hand and the rest is history. except for when we got back there was a little something running down her inner leg.
It was F'in hilarious. she was so drunk I dont think she even knew.
 
Studhorse said:
I did my ex-wife's best friend in a parking lot against her car doggy style at Octoberfest. she told me she didnt have any panties on took my hand and the rest is history. except for when we got back there was a little something running down her inner leg.
It was F'in hilarious. she was so drunk I dont think she even knew.
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My ****! Lol that's awesome
 
This has turned into bps wants to know who you've done !! Classic
 
FireTitan said:
I was bad at one time. Before all the fat cells started accumulating!! Lol. Theres the teacher, the friends mom, the wife of a guy I was in the military with, and the fiancé of another... at the same time, and then ... my favorite... the sorority house. The house bro!!
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Damn dude, what was your secret? Did you look like the Superman actor or something?

Not sure why I want to know, but how did the situation with the friend's mom come about?
 
SpicedCider said:
Damn dude, what was your secret? Did you look like the Superman actor or something?

Not sure why I want to know, but how did the situation with the friend's mom come about?
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Just being I the right place with the right MILF at the right time. Plus he is the Titan!
 
Studhorse said:
Just being I the right place with the right MILF at the right time. Plus he is the Titan!
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Tight MILF lmao

Edit.. should have left it the way it was.. it was funnier !!!
 
SpicedCider said:
Damn dude, what was your secret? Did you look like the Superman actor or something?

Not sure why I want to know, but how did the situation with the friend's mom come about?
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Long story....but to shorten it, when I had the wife-fiancé sandwich, I had just got out of the military. The ship I was assigned to was leaving and they guys asked me to stay at their house....to watch over things. Anyway, the fiance was feeling guilty, drove to SC and met the ship, told her future husband AND the husband of the wife. Several months later I was going into a club , saw some guys from the ship and stopped to talk to them, but they turned their back on me. I was drunk and asked "whats wrong with you guys?" To which they replied "we know what you did" referring to the wife and fiancé. I, again drunk..didn't think about that and said "oh no, yall found out I banged ****'s mom?" And they said "YOU DID WHAT?". Yep... I threw myself under the bus. Funny thing was, while I was still in, everytime my buddy called his mom before we went out...shed ask to speak to me and begged me to come back...with or without her son!!
 
I heard that having sex with a military wife was taboo.....unless the guy was in the Navy and then it was ok.
[video]https://youtu.be/rciE777wJ5w[/video]
 
FireTitan said:
Long story....but to shorten it, when I had the wife-fiancé sandwich, I had just got out of the military. The ship I was assigned to was leaving and they guys asked me to stay at their house....to watch over things. Anyway, the fiance was feeling guilty, drove to SC and met the ship, told her future husband AND the husband of the wife. Several months later I was going into a club , saw some guys from the ship and stopped to talk to them, but they turned their back on me. I was drunk and asked "whats wrong with you guys?" To which they replied "we know what you did" referring to the wife and fiancé. I, again drunk..didn't think about that and said "oh no, yall found out I banged ****'s mom?" And they said "YOU DID WHAT?". Yep... I threw myself under the bus. Funny thing was, while I was still in, everytime my buddy called his mom before we went out...shed ask to speak to me and begged me to come back...with or without her son!!
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I wish I could say that I never stuck my foot in my mouth while drunk at the bars. Lol!
 
Guys sorry about the lack of updates and selection, just trust me when I say I had some things to deal with, and then Christmas was on top of that. I will get with Alpha today and decide who wins week 2, and then we're going to announce week 3. Hope you all had a great Christmas!!
 
FireTitan said:
Guys sorry about the lack of updates and selection, just trust me when I say I had some things to deal with, and then Christmas was on top of that. I will get with Alpha today and decide who wins week 2, and then we're going to announce week 3. Hope you all had a great Christmas!!
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No Apologies necessary.
 
Ok guys!! Sorry for the delay but BloodManor you are our winner for the week!! Please send me your shipping info and product of choice!! Thank you to all who put in and Alpha will be announcing the contest shortly
 
Ok guys the next contest will be .... Drumroll please ........



Throw up a vid of yourself doing your favorite exercise , this isn't about weight or reps just post up yourself doing what you love ! I don't care if it's curling , benching , squatting whatever it is , it'll get you an entry and then Titan or myself will pick a name out of a hat !

*making fun of anyone is quick grounds for termination lol
 
Alpha1agreda said:
Ok guys the next contest will be .... Drumroll please ........



Throw up a vid of yourself doing your favorite exercise , this isn't about weight or reps just post up yourself doing what you love ! I don't care if it's curling , benching , squatting whatever it is , it'll get you an entry and then Titan or myself will pick a name out of a hat !

*making fun of anyone is quick grounds for termination lol
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But that's the best part! Do we all have a "safe place" to go when the words start to hurt us? I mean, I know smith_69 uses safe words with hairygrandpa but I think that's different. :whip:
 
I just saw the very sad news about all of BPS' transdermal products. I guess it's a good time to stock up at only $24.99 each while supplies last.
 
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