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Official MST Sample Giveaway Thread!

Today is your last full day to get those entries in. Contest ends tomorrow. Better get to gettin. I haven't laughed yet! :D
 
So this last weekend was opening day for rifle season here in missouri. Decided to take my gf with me since shes a lil badass and like to hunt too. We get down there on friday and meet up with the rest of camp and get to drinking and telling stories, the usual bs and shenanigans.
So time comes to go to the cabin with the girl but when we get there we see my cousin drunk, passed out on the floor. I tell her hes fine, hes prolly slept in worse places when he was over seas. So we hop into the bunk which is just an air mattress on the bed frame and its loud as hell. If you move it makes enough noise to wake anyone up...excelt my drunk cousin. So i keep poking the girl and she keeps saying heck no not with your cousin on the floor. Eventually i persuaded her and i get a lil too into it. Her head is in the pillow and im slamming and all of a sudden BOOM the friggin air mattress blows and we fall onto each other in a tangled mess and my cousin yells and has his friggin Sig drawn and pointed at the door.
Basically the most embarrassing crap ever. At least he didnt point his handgun at us lol.
 
How I feel after my last set of overhead presses........


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snowwolf said:
So this last weekend was opening day for rifle season here in missouri. Decided to take my gf with me since shes a lil badass and like to hunt too. We get down there on friday and meet up with the rest of camp and get to drinking and telling stories, the usual bs and shenanigans.
So time comes to go to the cabin with the girl but when we get there we see my cousin drunk, passed out on the floor. I tell her hes fine, hes prolly slept in worse places when he was over seas. So we hop into the bunk which is just an air mattress on the bed frame and its loud as hell. If you move it makes enough noise to wake anyone up...excelt my drunk cousin. So i keep poking the girl and she keeps saying heck no not with your cousin on the floor. Eventually i persuaded her and i get a lil too into it. Her head is in the pillow and im slamming and all of a sudden BOOM the friggin air mattress blows and we fall onto each other in a tangled mess and my cousin yells and has his friggin Sig drawn and pointed at the door.
Basically the most embarrassing crap ever. At least he didnt point his handgun at us lol.
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That's friggen awesome. Extra points for it being a real story too! :)
 
bighulksmash said:
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This is awesome. Not only at face value, but our family business is selling leggings and women's clothes. :D

All the women think it's funny to try and coax me into wearing a pair. I'm gonna say only if we have a tan pair in stock.
 
habajaba said:
This is awesome. Not only at face value, but our family business is selling leggings and women's clothes. :D

All the women think it's funny to try and coax me into wearing a pair. I'm gonna say only if we have a tan pair in stock.
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Got to have a pic of that! Lmao
 
habajaba said:
This is awesome. Not only at face value, but our family business is selling leggings and women's clothes. :D

All the women think it's funny to try and coax me into wearing a pair. I'm gonna say only if we have a tan pair in stock.
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Lmao make sure u jelq the day before. Priceless :FUfinger:
 
Will pick tomorrow. You have some time left to lock this down while I sleep. Let's go, gentleman. This is the home stretch!
 
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